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Dick Cheney Caps A Fool!

sinai	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 8:31 AM lookit the quote halfway down the page... "...he said 'Don't Shoot!', and i thought it was some yellow bellied liberal animal rights wacko, so i went ahead and fired...turns out he said it because he was standing in front of the barrel...these things happen in a world that al franken is allowed to live in." http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060213/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident
TameasDust	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 8:51 AM It's called political advancement
zedsalt	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 10:51 AM I read that one of the requirements for the Dick's "undisclosed locations" is that they be somewhere with great upland bird hunting...even when it's nowhere near pheasant, quail, etc. season. Hunting out of season is a pretty serious offense. There are huge fines, jail time, etc. handed out for anyone caught at it...unless, apparently, you happen to be one of the criminals in charge.
FebruaryBattles	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 11:08 AM lmao... im surprised after he shot him nothing happened with his heart..
trancesepted	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 1:35 PM heh i saw it on wikipedia haha had his mug shot on the front of the page
Alecs	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 1:42 PM umm...nothing close to that quote is anywhere on the page?
GeneHilbert	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 1:49 PM Ole Dead-eye Dick......... to bad it wasn't Patrick Leahy
imemine	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 2:15 PM I wonder how many vice presidents have shot a man while in office? I also wonder if he was as drunk as he was when he got his DWI when he did it?
evansorchid	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 3:26 PM Maybe it's a part of the gang initiation to fill Scooter's position?
imemine	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 3:29 PM Back on the “Chen” gang…….
shadowself	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 3:56 PM What? No "Dick blows load all over friend's face" remarks?
GeneHilbert	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 5:25 PM Vice President Aaron Burr Kills Alexander Hamilton in a Duel July 11, 1804
sinai	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 10:06 PM you think dick cheney will live out the rest of his life in ruinating exile Gene?!?!?
imemine	Date: February 13, 2006 @ 11:09 PM See, until this administration I thought we had advanced a bit in 200 years. Guess not huh?
mattbanx	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 1:41 AM The guy Cheyney shot was a Republican lawyer. Well, I guess that's no surprise. It could have been Democrats in the woods. There's a lot of Democratic hunters where I live. So far, I think they have looked before they shot. I hope. That would help, at least. Anyways, he must be pretty tough. Especially being 78. I wonder if he will sue him?
mattbanx	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 1:45 AM Oh, typo. I meant Cheney. I think I can spell potato right.
mattbanx	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 1:58 AM I wonder if he bagged any quale?
mattbanx	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 2:01 AM Damn! I did it again! I meant quail. I have nothing on the former VP.
LostYears	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 2:04 AM u know im datin a relative of that aaron burr that last shot a man as vice president.... and dick cheney got the old guy right in the face man
desiderata	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 2:05 AM at Matt Nah, you're still cooler. You don't hate Murphy Brown, do you?
BIR	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 3:10 AM This is just weird. 1.Hunting out of season. 2.Jumping out of car? (poaching) 3.ORANGE hunting gear. 4.Texas state law,.all shootings must be reported to the police at the time of the shooting by doctors,ect when patient arives at hospital.. 5.no charges!! This is just weird it will be interesting watching this play out..
BIR	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 3:54 AM 6.The attorney who was shot,is the only person who can connect Cheney to Jack Abromoff
BIR	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 4:02 AM 7.Cheney Cited for Breaking Hunting Law AP, 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
pmscpc	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 4:10 AM Apparently he didn't have the right hunting permit..... blimey,does that mean in America the Vice Prez can get a permit to shoot his friends ....? Can't stop thinking he should have been hunting with GWB.....
sinai	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 8:26 AM he doesn't need shot man, a well placed pretzel is enough to take him down.
Lachatte	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 9:32 AM http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/wireStory?id=1615757
imemine	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 9:43 AM
desiderata	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 10:02 AM THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY.
imemine	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 11:00 AM
mattbanx	Date: February 14, 2006 @ 7:21 PM I heard on the hourly news on the radio that the attornet Cheney shot had a heart attack. Maybe it's his age, but for some reason that makes me suspicious. I'm not saying anything to take political sides. I think we definately live in an alagarchy.
jd2theog	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 12:08 AM http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=1619533 BIG gun!! IDK about hunting quail with that.. 6-200 who knows?you'll be fine:carzy: what would happen if this guy did die...
bender	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 12:15 AM well i kinda wish that the guy would have shot cheney or possibly bush... but aint that the luck cheney shot him... fuck man that musta sucked... betcha he wont vote for cheney for mucha nothin
jd2theog	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 12:50 AM http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1159016,00.html?promoid=rss_top The state took his land...funny how that can happen.
jd2theog	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 12:54 AM 12-gauge=3 1/2 inch shot. 28-gauge=7 1/2 inch shot.
leflaw	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 12:58 AM The latest headline ... Would you ever have thought that you would read: Hunter Shot by Cheney Has Heart Attack
leflaw	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 1:00 AM next: Hunter Shot by Cheney Dies - Texas Rangers and ATF hole off Cheney in Waco
imemine	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 1:20 AM NO, next is this: Hunter Shot by Cheney Dies White House buries evidence and claims it’s ok! Then blah, blah, blah Hannity/Limbaugh……. because “the party” made up all that stuff Vince Foster---BLAH, BLAH, BLAH---Hilary ------blah-----blame everything on someone else-----blah CLINTON this-----Blah Clinton that! ANYONE ELSE AROUND HERE HAVE ANY FUCKING EYES OR EARS? ….OR A BRAIN? Winston
ShadowMom	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 1:48 AM IF this guy should die...is manslaughter an option? Just asking...
GeneHilbert	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 4:19 AM Damn it, it could have been, Patrick Leahy......... Too Kewl John Kerry...... No - not worth it, anyone that stupid needs to remain Mr. Heinz. Kennedy... No, just another dumb-ass, worthless drunk. Help, help! I’m drowning, I’m drowning………. Harry Reid, I think this hateful little man is so full of contempt - that he is consumed by it and is dead in less than a year....... So why waste the No. 9. Hillary, we are the president…….. “and Monica was mine first you bastard, you know I can stand to duck you”.......
imemine	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 10:24 AM Gene, You’re talking about “contempt”? I suppose that you conveniently forgot about the eight years of Bill Clinton. Not to mention that rather contemptuous statement there of your very own! Who’s the hateful little man? Wanna go hunting?
GeneHilbert	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 10:34 AM I liked that fucker when he got elected. I expected big things from him. Instead we got a slap in the face by a perjuring socialist...... No contempt here. Turkeys or big game....... Dress warmly……. and I grew in the south and have been hunting since I was 12. If I shoot you – it’s because I wanted to….
GeneHilbert	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 10:46 AM Impatient with efforts to close the courts to litigants, the Administration literally fired the first shot in its groundbreaking "No Lawyer Left Standing" initiative. Vice-President Cheney, hunting on a private lawyer ranch near Kingsville, Texas, bagged an impressive buck (Harry Whittington, UT Law '50). Under the new program, hunters may take one white shoe in-house lawyer or three outside lawyers daily. The limit has been suspended for trial lawyers. "We've just got to thin the herd," said the Vice-President. "We've tried tort reform and caps on damages, but people are still suing." Cheney added, "It's easy and fun. In Texas, you can shoot in almost any direction and hit a lawyer."
imemine	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 10:46 AM He didn’t have time to be a socialist. Basically spend his entire two terms fighting off stupid accusations from the right about everything from failed land deal corruptions to his wife’s cattle future trading to killing Vince Foster. How freaking absurd, and all they ending up hanging their hats on was the infamous “blue dress” and a cigar! What a total waste of taxpayer money used in all these investigations that turned up nothing except for that weenie Kenneth Star! There’s a contemptuous hateful little man for you! “If I shoot you – it’s because I wanted to…..” that’s what Dick is REALLY thinking!
GeneHilbert	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 11:01 AM Are we having another hissy fit......
imemine	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 11:24 AM Nope!
desiderata	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 11:31 AM Did someone say there are photos of Ime in a blue dress with a cigar? That's my kind of hissy!
mattbanx	Date: February 15, 2006 @ 11:35 AM The senators were lawyers. Hilary was the real president. I still can't stop to have this thought though. Those that claim to be morally correct that are found to be tainted are hypocrites. All true! And that somehow justifies that anything goes attitude with the left. As an example. Yet the right would have you believe that church is not a place for sinners. Theocracy vs. Communism Not that I claim to be moral at any stretch. We did'nt hear from the war protesters when Clinton was bombing the shit out of Serbia. Yet, do I believe he was covering for his affairs? I can't believe the goverment is that simple. Just like everything with the shooting accident could have been as innocent as Cheney claimed. People fall easily into judgement when they have already joined ship. Well, I forgot what my point was. I guess the lawyers will set everything straight for us. We can all be happy now. All one big plural after another.
sinai	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 8:32 AM i'm sure ole dickie is at least relieved that he is giving people heart attacks instead of having them himself these days.
zedsalt	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 10:49 AM One of my favorite lines to come out of this so far was delivered by Letterman yesterday. "The guy he shot's a lawyer, you know. That'll run into some big bucks. That's why my policy is 'if you're gonna shoot a lawyer, make sure to kill him'". It's so odd that people are even really focusing on this incident. It's kinda like complaining that you sneezed in front of Hitler once, and he didn't say "Gesundheit". I mean, I feel for the ol' fart who got shot and pray he comes out of this o.k., but how can anyone compare this one bonehead move with the Dick's consistently Big Evil behavior?
sinai	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 10:53 AM i don't, but it is pretty funny true you are though, he'll burn in hell for more far pressing reasons
GeneHilbert	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 11:38 AM New Bumper Sticker: I'D RATHER HUNT WITH DICK CHENEY THAN RIDE WITH TED KENNEDY
sinai	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 1:48 PM (even though laura bush is the one who killed somebody)
FebruaryBattles	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 2:01 PM lmao@ gene
Adsero	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 2:33 PM oh boy...
GeneHilbert	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 2:36 PM (even though laura bush is the one who killed somebody) OK sinai - you want to explain this..... and what the Hell you are talking about.
shadowself	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 2:56 PM http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/downloads/downloads.asp Check out Cheney's Got A Gun. And here's some stuff from Cafe Press: http://www.cafepress.com/buy/cheney+shooting?CMP=KAC-googleh
evansorchid	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 2:57 PM The accident occurred Nov. 5, 1963, when Laura Bush was talking to a friend while she was driving to a party in her hometown of Midland, Texas. At an intersection, she apparently failed to see her boyfriend, Mike Douglas, driving south. The vehicles collided and Douglas was thrown from his doorless Jeep, breaking his neck. He died instantly
shadowself	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 3:00 PM And Gene, Laura Bush killed a classmate in a car accident when she was a teenager. http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp
shadowself	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 3:00 PM Oops, should have refreshed.
GeneHilbert	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 3:11 PM Did not know that......
sinai	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 3:12 PM and that gene, is what the hell i'm talking about this side gives it a brief mention, but others delve deeper into how much alcohol was involved. man i wish i was a spin doctor, i could be making millions of these people.
sinai	Date: February 16, 2006 @ 3:13 PM site not side, and i meant in reference to the snopes site