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PrincessTast...	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 3:39 PM "Yongbo of the Longbow" !!!! One of those medieval epics! Only crazier! Chills! Thrills! Uh, can you guys hep me tell his story?
PrincessTast...	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 3:50 PM Okay, since I got bumped off the top, looks like I'LL have to start it. The first scene opens with Yongbo leading his merry band of thieves through Pffefftifuff Forest. They suddenly came upon a vicious MOUSTACHE SNAIL!
PrincessTast...	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 3:56 PM Then we got bumped down again! I guess I just can't compete w/ AJPresensky
PrincessTast...	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 4:23 PM Yongbo casually draws his bow, He shoots a scissor through the air And where it lands he does not care SO LONG AS IT HITS THAT VICIOUS SNAIL! Which it does. It hit it in the eyes until it bled... Next?
Adsero	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 4:28 PM
FebruaryBattles	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 4:31 PM
PrincessTast...	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 4:33 PM If anyone here thinks they can do better, they're more than welcome to post!
AbortiveMind	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 4:55 PM The snail bled to death?
PrincessTast...	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 7:57 PM Okay, plot twist time. "Yongbo" sounds vaguely Chinese, so maybe this should be one of those ASIAN MYTHOLOGY EPICS. You know, with martial arts, and a quest for a magical item... the Earlobe of Groon! Our story begins high atop a misty mountain...
Dexter	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 7:59 PM Our hero is awakened from his sleep by the sound of John Denver's on the horizon...
PrincessTast...	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 8:07 PM He senses the foul stench of the enemy drawing nearer... He hides in the nearby treetop, awaiting the moment to strike...
hate9wicket	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 8:09 PM But no, the snail is not dead! Because hidden carefully in his mustache are his symbiotic friends- the Micro wildebeast, who upon seeing their snail friend become injured, act quickly to remove the offending scissors, then perform emergency surgery to repair the damage done. Meanwhile, they begin alerting through sonar telepathy the other micro-wildebeast, scattered here and there and everywhere in the forest, that the murderer of their Lord and Redeemer-Count Smallforhisyears, is on the attack. Yea, slowly and surely, through transport by mustache snail, their close allies-the micro-wildebeast shall have a great battle, and have their revenge upon their arch enemy and general pain in the ass: YONGBO OF THE LONGBOW!!!!!!
PrincessTast...	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 8:10 PM YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OOP! My bad! That "foul stench" was just Tastebo taking out the garbage!
PrincessTast...	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 8:12 PM The evil Count plots in his tower...
PrincessTast...	Date: February 17, 2006 @ 8:13 PM *the evil Murderer of the Count
beaumonth	Date: February 20, 2006 @ 7:01 AM Ha! But no one expected that at that particular moment the GOd of the world got so fed up with all the violence that he turned the whole world into a bowl of corn dogs and ate them!
EvilPicnic	Date: February 20, 2006 @ 7:38 AM Ha! Yeah, that's plausible some people... tsk tsk
EvilPicnic	Date: February 20, 2006 @ 7:51 AM The God belatedly realises his mistake (if he eats the whole world he won't have anywhere to be except for nowhere..argh, it makes his head hurt) and vomits up our characters. They are fine other than being slightly sticky and our story resumes. The stench of bile hangs sweetly in the air.
PrincessTast...	Date: February 21, 2006 @ 1:08 AM Some kind of fiddler crab came a long, but Yongbo, annoyed by his screeching incompetence, broke his fiddle in twain.
beaumonth	Date: February 21, 2006 @ 6:50 AM Oh alright then...I'll play nice... "There was a slight humming in the air...something was playing a tune with the sound of beating wings. A green mass swishes into view and attacks Yongbow. To his dismay he realises that not even a flying kick can save him from the gnats! He calls out for aid as the gnats begin to chew on his crazy emo hair. Who will answer?
beaumonth	Date: February 21, 2006 @ 7:06 AM Oh alright then...I'll play nice... "There was a slight humming in the air...something was playing a tune with the sound of beating wings. A green mass swishes into view and attacks Yongbow. To his dismay he realises that not even a flying kick can save him from the gnats! He calls out for aid as the gnats begin to chew on his crazy emo hair. Who will answer?

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