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the "post snippets of IM conversations that are funnier when totally out of context" thread

shadowself	Date: February 22, 2006 @ 1:50 AM I think the subject says it all. I'll go first: [01:37] bynnie: richard smells ok (my friend from school) [01:37] bynnie: who's a HUGE ramones fan [01:38] shadowself: i've never smelled him.
desiderata	Date: February 22, 2006 @ 2:11 AM (17:19:0 Nightchild84: You should sodomize her. (17:19:10) Nightchild84: With a curling iron. (17:19:1 ads2600: haha (17:19:24) ads2600: You're a friendly girl, Sarah!
desiderata	Date: February 22, 2006 @ 2:11 AM Stupid emotes.
shadowself	Date: February 22, 2006 @ 2:19 AM hehe that's the spirit!
AdNauseam	Date: February 22, 2006 @ 8:28 AM willyscha: no one is saying you are dumb and the external ip shows up when you host click host me: except me willyscha: xD me: yes, and under internal, it says nothing! willyscha: umm.. try restarting the game 2:59 PM i had that too the first time me: Okay, one second.
AdNauseam	Date: February 22, 2006 @ 8:29 AM Later in the conversation, me: Okay. willyscha: ok me: ok willyscha: awesome ok me: ok willyscha: ok ok ok me: ok willyscha: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ko ko me: ok willyscha: ok me: ok ok ok ook ok oko k ok ok oops... 3:10 PM ok It's really weird out of context.
FebruaryBattles	Date: February 22, 2006 @ 11:49 AM ??vi?-_ Go Canadiens! I Got A Cell Phone! says: pop shit is catchy ??vi?-_ Go Canadiens! I Got A Cell Phone! says: its also garbage Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: u liked it ??vi?-_ Go Canadiens! I Got A Cell Phone! says: u liekd sisqo Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: ok ??vi?-_ Go Canadiens! I Got A Cell Phone! says: doesnt make it not garbage Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: exactly Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: but u liekd it Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: lol ??vi?-_ Go Canadiens! I Got A Cell Phone! says: no i didnt liek sisq ??vi?-_ Go Canadiens! I Got A Cell Phone! says: o Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: sna Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: not sisqo Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: nobody lieks sisqo Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: only grade 8s and under do ??vi?-_ Go Canadiens! I Got A Cell Phone! says: ur wrong Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: lol Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: dammit kev i gotta do hw ??vi?-_ Go Canadiens! I Got A Cell Phone! says: boo hoo Nicholas when theres no way out, the only way out is to give in says: go fuck urself ??vi?-_ Go Canadiens! I Got A Cell Phone! says: ...
shadowself	Date: February 22, 2006 @ 1:56 PM My god, I hate MSN. There is no need for a username that long.
K3VIN	Date: February 22, 2006 @ 2:49 PM its better then the new aim and yahoo..
shadowself	Date: March 2, 2006 @ 11:29 PM [23:19] Shadow Self: if you are being filmed, the zombies are like... lope-dee-doh-dee-dohh.. and the people are RUNNING REAL FAST [23:19] Shadow Self: and the zombies always catch up! [23:20] Shadow Self: it's like there is some kinda zombie ... warp thing happening.
K3VIN	Date: March 3, 2006 @ 10:12 AM who were u talking too
shadowself	Date: March 3, 2006 @ 11:38 AM Bynnie.
shadowself	Date: March 6, 2006 @ 2:46 AM [02:35] Shadow Self: it's just a matter of taste. [02:35] Shadow Self: I am not a boobist. [02:35] Kris: do big boobs taste differently? [02:35] Shadow Self: er [02:35] Shadow Self: nooooo.... [02:35] Kris: really? [02:36] Shadow Self: everyone's skin tastes different [02:36] Kris: i always figured them to be slightly saltier [02:36] Shadow Self: hahahah [02:36] Shadow Self: you're fucked
shadowself	Date: March 11, 2006 @ 2:31 PM [14:22] Bynnie: i wanna paoint my rooom [14:22] Shadow Self: plaid? [14:22] Bynnie: omg YES [14:22] Shadow Self: where do you get plaid paint? [14:23] Bynnie: martha stewart makes everything
shadowself	Date: March 13, 2006 @ 12:29 AM [00:19] Kris: im eating toast [00:20] Shadow Self: well, what ELSE what one do with it? [00:20] Shadow Self: would, not "what" [00:20] Shadow Self: (the second "what") [00:20] Shadow Self: that was not graceful.
shadowself	Date: March 16, 2006 @ 2:30 AM [02:19] Bynnie: i wonder what it'd be like to blow a bubblegum bubble in your throat over your windpipe. [02:20] Shadow Self: i would just go "KEH!!" and it would break [02:20] Bynnie: you're breakin' my heart here, babe [02:20] Shadow Self: burstin' your bubble, as it were.
Dizeazed	Date: March 18, 2006 @ 3:17 AM saetanic: I'm calling my agent saetanic: tell him to ask out Penelope Cruz for me dizeazedmc: heh saetanic: her I'll give her a Ukrainian sneeze in her bum dizeazedmc: or Scarlet Johansen saetanic: tell = her saetanic: still doesn't make sense saetanic: look at me dizeazedmc: LMAOAMLAO dizeazedmc: it doesn't saetanic: caught up in the moment dizeazedmc: i read over it like 6 times saetanic: just fucking retarded dizeazedmc: LMAOAMAOAMAOA saetanic: HAHAHAHA dizeazedmc: *copeies and pastes saetanic: hahahaha
Dizeazed	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 3:10 AM saetanik (11:59:09 PM): what the hell saetanik (11:59:19 PM): I'm in love with an old woman saetanik (11:59:34 PM): whom I thought was a natural red head but shes been dying it forever saetanik (11:59:47 PM): Dizeazed MC (11:59:48 PM): haha saetanik (11:59:49 PM): life is over Dizeazed MC (11:59:53 PM): sucks to be u... Dizeazed MC (11:59:54 PM): Amos lover saetanik (11:59:58 PM): HAHAHAHHA Dizeazed MC (12:00:14 AM): if you LOVE her so much.. why don't you MARRY her?!?!?! saetanik (12:00:20 AM): I would saetanik (12:00:24 AM): but she hates gangstas Dizeazed MC (12:00:30 AM): LMAOAMLAOALAOAMAOAALAOAMAOA!!! Dizeazed MC (12:00:41 AM): copies and pastes
AdNauseam	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 7:15 AM This is completely out of context: me: what is your name? gabe: SHOWER SHOES, SHOWER SHOES!! ztgnsdhfcj mchfhfchgc
Dizeazed	Date: March 24, 2006 @ 9:43 PM L.. M.. A.. O!!
K3VIN	Date: March 24, 2006 @ 9:49 PM i had one with my uncle but i closed convo by accident so i didnt copy and paste it to save.
T-Boi	Date: March 25, 2006 @ 12:40 AM thecrazysonofabitch (25/03/2006 12:23:09): where is it ? amnesiaplanet (25/03/2006 12:24:23): not exist yet thecrazysonofabitch (25/03/2006 12:24:43): lol why not exist ? amnesiaplanet (25/03/2006 12:26:03): this cyber stucks. i have to move to another room, walk miles away.... thecrazysonofabitch (25/03/2006 12:26:29): lol tipsy amnesiaplanet (25/03/2006 12:27:32): you're fucked. poor dude. thecrazysonofabitch (25/03/2006 12:28:36): wtf ? why did you say that ? amnesiaplanet (25/03/2006 12:29:30): you quit! to faggot! thecrazysonofabitch (25/03/2006 12:30:16): you'll see amnesiaplanet (25/03/2006 12:30:54): you're still fucked! thecrazysonofabitch (25/03/2006 12:31:07): shutup ! amnesiaplanet (25/03/2006 12:32:11): i need you tomorrow.. amnesiaplanet (25/03/2006 12:33:33): babe.. thecrazysonofabitch (25/03/2006 12:34:09): lol you gross ! amnesiaplanet (25/03/2006 12:35:16): but not fucked LOL not like you LOLOL thecrazysonofabitch (25/03/2006 12:35:54): major, dude. hehe amnesiaplanet (25/03/2006 12:36:43): i believe. it sucks, you fucked! thecrazysonofabitch (25/03/2006 12:38:22): whatever. i am tired of the words you type amnesiaplanet (25/03/2006 12:39:04): stay exist electro fad morrons.. thecrazysonofabitch (25/03/2006 12:39:16): of course
shadowself	Date: April 4, 2006 @ 11:07 PM [20:35] Shadow Self: Am I an asshole for giggling like mad at the asploded hand article? [22:50] C.: nop [22:52] Shadow Self: that' goo [22:55] C.: wor [22:55] Shadow Self: : [22:56] C.: lo
wailingmiserere	Date: April 15, 2006 @ 11:24 PM .tom says: (03:55:21) Marmite on toast the miserable wailer... says: (03:55:31) (sick face) .tom says: (03:55:40) weeps .tom says: (03:55:50) Lucy - you could in fact be the best person on the planet .tom says: (03:55:52) but no .tom says: (03:55:57) you betray me .tom says: (03:56:12) and legions of oddballs like me the miserable wailer... says: (03:56:1 dear God Tom, next you'll be telling me you like dogs instead of cats!! the miserable wailer... says: (03:56:37) not marmite! anything but marmite! .tom says: (03:56:56) Cats, great! .tom says: (03:57:0 Pink Floyd - occasionaly over the top, but yes - great .tom says: (03:57:14) Marmite - sublime. the miserable wailer... says: (03:57:30) oh dear .tom says: (03:57:3 they go together .tom says: (03:57:41) you're in denial .tom says: (03:58:11) People who like cats and hippiness and Pink Floyd and Jethro Tull HAVE to like Marmite the miserable wailer... says: (03:58:25) this cannot be true .tom says: (03:58:37) sorry, tis! the miserable wailer... says: (03:58:43) i like HP sauce... .tom says: (03:58:51) Yeah, EVERYONE likes that .tom says: (03:59:07) even people who like dogs and 50 Cent the miserable wailer... says: (03:59:14) (crying face) the miserable wailer... says: (03:59:55) but marmite is a love/hate thing the miserable wailer... says: (04:00:02) once hated, it can never again be loved... .tom says: (04:00:2 are you SURE you hate it? the miserable wailer... says: (04:00:34) positive the miserable wailer... says: (04:00:39) it's too salty the miserable wailer... says: (04:00:45) can't handle overly salty food .tom says: (04:00:57) It doesn't take salty to me .tom says: (04:00:59) it's just strong .tom says: (04:01:09) like a good Led Zep riff the miserable wailer... says: (04:01:29) you cannot compare Jimmy Page to marmite, Tom
shadowself	Date: April 20, 2006 @ 12:01 AM [23:43] Shadow Self: i like seedless [23:43] Bynnie: me too [23:43] Bynnie: but i don't like spitting the seeds. [23:43] Shadow Self: it's difficult when they are seedless [23:44] Bynnie: i just split em in half in my mouth and keep tabs on them so i don't crunch down on them [23:44] Shadow Self: do you colour-code the tabs? [23:44] Bynnie: red and yellow [23:44] Shadow Self: alphabetical order, or sorted by position in the spectrum?
wailingmiserere	Date: April 20, 2006 @ 12:25 AM (somewhat paraphrased) tossom: There's nothing funnier than dogs with wheels. the miserable wailer...: Dogs with square wheels. tossom: lol
shadowself	Date: April 20, 2006 @ 12:37 AM [00:22] Bynnie: sheep are pretty ugly. [00:22] Shadow Self: you've woken up with one? [00:22] Bynnie: bad night :-/
shadowself	Date: April 20, 2006 @ 12:42 AM wailing, that is the funniest thing I have seen in forever.
shadowself	Date: April 20, 2006 @ 12:44 AM [00:29] K: my head hurts and i wanna go home [00:29] Shadow Self: throw your head at your teacher [00:30] K: shes letting us go now. [00:30] Shadow Self: it worked!!
shadowself	Date: April 23, 2006 @ 10:04 PM [21:46] Shadow Self: hahahah wow [21:47] Kris: the beaver? [21:47] Shadow Self: ya [21:47] Kris: im shaving one now

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