DMusic.com | for indie musicians and fans | Free MP3 music downloads - Forums: The General Forum: The Lamest Myspace Page

Forums > The General Forum

The Lamest Myspace Page

tracy	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 2:17 AM Jessssca!" id="213365">I think it's time to share the tackiest most horrible myspace pages you've encountered. For me, it's this one by far: Jessssca!
tracy	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 2:18 AM and to quote: "Reach for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars"
evansorchid	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 6:49 AM I think I might have tried that once. I believe that I crashed back down to earth in a coughing fit caused by oxygen depletion.
Dexter	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 6:51 AM I couldn't even be bothered to hang around for the page to fully load!
jack	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 6:59 AM haha, that's awesome.
hate9wicket	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:16 AM I'm not sure, but I think she's likes Hello Kitty.
Distilled1	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:29 AM no way to turn it off !! ^ yes I think Hello Kitty must be her life! just another "follower"
PrincessTast...	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:35 AM Blecch! That IS lame!
BOWILLIE	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:41 AM i think we should all go and add her to drive her crazy
AdNauseam	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:49 AM and its almost like she's trying to be moronic; there's like 20 contradictions around the site. Oh, and who can spot the particularly funny misspelling on her page?
SimonWaldram	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:52 AM No, we can't! Didn't you read what she wrote in her rather extensive "Dislikes" list: "When musicians and bands request to be my friend and I don't know who the hell they are. I will not allow you to use me as some sort of promotion device.....DON'T BOTHER REQUESTING ME BECAUSE I WON'T ADD YOU!!!!!!!"
jhboob	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:53 AM yea...but she still will get bombarded thru email notifications
EvilPicnic	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 10:03 AM This is creepy... I don't like MySpace. Why would anyone want to put their whole life online for complete strangers to ogle at?
K3VIN	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 10:10 AM what a cutie
Distilled1	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 11:18 AM ^na:disaprove: 23 years old with hello kitty stuff and a princess bed for little girls thats not cute thats deranged psyco bitch!
PrincessTast...	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 11:44 AM Shes 23? Sounds like someones in serious need of psychiatric help.
Alecs	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 12:02 PM Psychatric help? I think she just needs to get laid
K3VIN	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 12:06 PM signs up
shadowself	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 12:16 PM This is exactly why I hate Myspace.
Distilled1	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 12:43 PM ^nod. But I have to say there are some great bands there
Distilled1	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 12:43 PM I'll have to find a crazy one to put up.
Alecs	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 1:27 PM "I'll have to find a crazy one to put up." Check out Ensiferum. There a fan-run MySpace for them. Celtic Folk Metal
Veracohr	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 1:41 PM http://www.myspace.com/veracohr
PrincessTast...	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 2:22 PM Yeah there are good bands on myspace, but I hate how when I go to a site ALL THREE OF THEIR SONGS START PLAYING AT ONCE
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 2:25 PM For an artist, it has some potential for exposure, for a member... it causes too much shit
kingo	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 2:25 PM
tracy	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 3:12 PM http://www.myspacesux.com it's pretty funny--- not sure about the bear analogy though
K3VIN	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 4:06 PM ^taht was pretty nasty
PrincessTast...	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 4:55 PM Now I'll probably be scarred for life!
wailingmiserere	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 8:29 PM Speaking of crazy bands on myspace... http://www.myspace.com/youthmovies I don't think they have a single song with less than five different time signatures going on simultaneously...
leflaw	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:01 PM Jessssca is in law school? Thats it. I quit.
hate9wicket	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:07 PM I can't get the picture of Jesssca lining up all of her Precious Moments and Hello Kitty porcelain figurines in rows, just to practice her courtroom schtick,
K3VIN	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:09 PM id do her
K3VIN	Date: April 7, 2006 @ 9:09 PM
LostYears	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 12:18 AM yeah i think kev is right, its just a matter of whether or not u would want to be there after the rufies wore off
southwing	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 1:02 AM Hey, leave her alone, that AJ's sister
LostYears	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 1:08 AM sorry bro. just playin, but do u mean aj prensky or was that his name? but u prolly know who i mean.
Alexsy	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 1:20 AM re: jessssssssssca "Getting my haircut....It's weird, but I love when people play with my hair (well actually only the haridresser and Gerry...hehe). Sometimes I make Gerry just run his fingers through it while I lay my head on his lap....lol." TMI, anyone?
LostYears	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 1:28 AM i dont think gerry needs the rufies but i could b missinterpretting that statement... .......
Alexsy	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 1:36 AM
K3VIN	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 10:06 AM PopAlexsy Date: April 8, 2006 @ 1:20 AM re: jessssssssssca "Getting my haircut....It's weird, but I love when people play with my hair (well actually only the haridresser and Gerry...hehe). Sometimes I make Gerry just run his fingers through it while I lay my head on his lap....lol." TMI, anyone? Laughs Out Loud wow im getting my hair trimmed today, and i love when people touch my hair, and put their heads in my lap! Man me and her connect soo so much
K3VIN	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 10:06 AM only girls i like thoguh for hair playing^^
tracy	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 5:01 PM ok, i have a confession. this girl actually went to my high school-
victorsskull	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 9:53 PM got sick of waiting for it to load
Alecs	Date: April 9, 2006 @ 12:44 AM I am so lucky I'm not epileptic!
tracy	Date: April 9, 2006 @ 2:52 PM are there any others this ridiculous out there?
Distilled1	Date: April 9, 2006 @ 6:59 PM I haven't found any
MetalRich	Date: April 9, 2006 @ 7:21 PM Wow, that was... interesting
leeunardo	Date: April 12, 2006 @ 3:23 AM I think it's endearing. Keepin the thread alive.
Svensta	Date: April 12, 2006 @ 8:01 AM Slowest loading page in history. Shoot her.
tracy	Date: April 13, 2006 @ 2:34 PM Help recruit some myspacers over to dmusic!" id="214711">Help recruit some myspacers over to dmusic!
Intergalacti...	Date: April 13, 2006 @ 5:00 PM I dunno if its the right link but this challenges it... www.myspace.com/mikeKBspace
pmscpc	Date: April 14, 2006 @ 6:02 AM MySpace HAS to be the most vacuous site in the short history of the internet - and there have been so many to choose from. There was also a clone called.....just a sec...... ah yes, digitalruckus. Thankfully it's not there anymore. Good. Personally, I can't wait for the PEAK OIL event to occur and end the industrial age.
justwilliam	Date: April 14, 2006 @ 7:22 AM i don't do myspace
LiQuidMetamo...	Date: April 14, 2006 @ 9:27 AM "Help recruit some myspacers over to dmusic!" I know new talent is usually welcome but inviting myspacer's is like opening pandora's box - I mean I like the threads on cheese and muffins etc but when it starts becoming threads on My Little Pony, Powerpuff Girls amd Clay Aiken then we might be thinking "Be careful what you wish - you just might get it"
Exdavid	Date: April 17, 2006 @ 5:56 PM http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=8753620 this isn't really lame (visually) but notice how she uses an instead of a and im instead of I.
Alexsy	Date: April 17, 2006 @ 10:15 PM ooooooh, but the outrageous name generator told me i'm Harry Muff! what a cool link to put on a website!!!!! ooooooohhh!!!!
hate9wicket	Date: April 18, 2006 @ 9:29 PM For all you College Football fans, Here is the future starting QB @Nebraska singing quiet little ditties :grin: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=6450502 WARNING: page almost freezes right away, tune starts right away, so turn yr sound down first if you plan on visiting.
desiderata	Date: April 18, 2006 @ 11:01 PM I tried to load Jessica's page. It made my browser crash. And I use Firefox. This shit ain't right.
shadowself	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 11:42 AM What an awesome article on MySpace. So hilarious. http://moneydick.com/wordpress/2006/04/23/science-of-myspace/
Distilled1	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 12:06 PM "As the greatest representation of America’s youth ever consolidated on one domain, Myspace can teach us a lot about the trends and beliefs of the youth. If someone were crazy enough to take these results seriously, then we might have what’s known among certain circles as a ‘godless swarm of satan spawn’ on our hands." Thats and all at the same time
zedsalt	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 10:39 AM Godless swarms of Satan spawn- that's why I don't volunteer to chaperone children's parties. Alone, minus all the excitement and highly sugared foods, each child may be like a little angel, but you go mixing all those things together and bad things happen.

Post A Reply
From:	guest	(Icons - Linking)
Post: