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How Do I Get Groupies???

TnyjMuzic	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 12:23 AM As a full member i noticed that only one person has me on their watchlist. Does anyone know how i can attract more groupies?
officernarc	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 12:33 AM you play warped.
tsand20175	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 1:17 AM How Do I Get Groupies???....... cash & cocaine
TnyjMuzic	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 2:13 AM Play Warped? Cash & Cocaine Isn,t there any easier way?
tsand20175	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 2:46 AM ..yes, there is an easier way...but you'd attract a lower class of groupie.... stick with the tried and true method of cash & cocaine to attract a higher class of groupie.
Jessy	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 5:24 AM Ahem... what qualifications should a high class groupie have?
BlackMage	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 5:30 AM Hot, on meth and wants to have your babies.
Opossum	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 6:08 AM Be a "media tart". Ban hot water heaters. Steal people's babies for no reason and make up stories. Oh wait, that belongs in the Peter Beattie thread...
Veracohr	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 6:28 AM I'll be your groupie for $20 and a case of my favorite beer.
SimonWaldram	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 6:31 AM You have to be hung like a radioactive horse that’s had penile enhancement surgery and have a reputation of shagging anything that does or does not move. ...oh, and I hear that being famous helps, too
jd2theog	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 8:08 AM ^ lol first part works 4 me.. sex,drugs,and rock n roll!! but its more like rock n roll then drugs and after that sex.. Puke pass out and repete!
TnyjMuzic	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 9:43 AM i get the feeling were not all on the same page here except for you Veracohr but i never heard of having to bribe a groupie to be your groupie.
SimonWaldram	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 10:09 AM Okay, serious answer: "Groupies" are, of course, other user who have heard your music and want to be notified when ever you upload something new so they can go listen to it. How do you get more groupies? I would suggest getting more involved in the DMusic community. To get other artists interested in your music a good way of introducing yourself is to show some interest in theirs. How about leaving a few song comments (two in 3 years isn't really many, is it?). Or, hell, just leave a few shouts saying "Hi" in people's shoutboxes. People don't know you're here unless you show that you're here.
zedsalt	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 10:23 AM Frank Zappa's "Joe's Garage, pts.1-3" would make a good reference. JDog's method seems iffy at best. I mean, only a couple of the women who've seen me puke and pass out have later slept with me...
GTOriginal	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 10:34 AM You could start by kissing my sister and then... oh wait. Did you say Groupies? I thought for sure you said Cooties! I don't know anything about groupies. Carry on.
Tattoomom	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 12:18 PM On 3rd Jun 2009, tsand20175 said: ..yes, there is an easier way...but you'd attract a lower class of groupie.... stick with the tried and true method of cash & cocaine to attract a higher class of groupie. spits beer THEN denies having beer at 12:15 on a Sunday
evansorchid	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 1:28 PM Isn't that a venereal disease? Why would you want groupies?
Veracohr	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 2:33 PM On 3rd Jun 2009, TnyjMuzic said: i get the feeling were not all on the same page here except for you Veracohr but i never heard of having to bribe a groupie to be your groupie. Desperate times call for desperate measures, my friend.
tsand20175	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 5:24 PM Groupies are OVER RATED!!!!! (only cause I don't have any)
GTOriginal	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 6:48 PM Yep, groupies, fans, collaborators, friends... All overrated.
TnyjMuzic	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 9:41 PM I thank you all for posting responses. But what Simon says seems to be more senseable. Thanx Simon
evansorchid	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 9:45 PM Damn you Simon for being so sensible. So who would you recommend for a radioactive horse.
GeneHilbert	Date: June 3, 2007 @ 9:58 PM Just as an observation here, I would suggest being proactive within dmusic. You are not going to attract attention by being a silent observer. Review people’s music and interact. Introduce yourself.....
Orion	Date: June 8, 2007 @ 3:02 AM Gene, i think Simon just siad that!

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