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Woof	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:09 PM Here ya go, Chill...
Mojosnake	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:11 PM
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:11 PM Well, I'm a 34 year old single man from the UK... And I'm not into chickens. How's that?
BOWILLIE	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:12 PM
evansorchid	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:12 PM ....where lonely musicians come to graze...
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:13 PM
BOWILLIE	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:14 PM dont use date* and graze in the same sentence.. ..
BOWILLIE	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:15 PM oh wait..you said come* my mistake
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:15 PM Bo, do you suddenly have a thing for cows?
BOWILLIE	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:17 PM what..you think after we go cow tipping..we just leave em laying there?
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:23 PM ok, chickens are bad enough... but cows!
moam	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:24 PM On 7th Apr 2012, BOWILLIE said: what..you think after we go cow tipping..we just leave em laying there? A hero to my heart.
BOWILLIE	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:24 PM
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 7, 2008 @ 2:34 PM your ass more like, animal shaggers
zedsalt	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:37 AM We were joking around about beastiality at work one night (it was just that kind of place). Someone cracked a joke about me having my way with the pigs on the family farm, and I told him, "Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows you don't fk pigs. You fk sheep." One of our more mentally challenged co-workers (again, that's saying a lot at that particular shop) chuckled and said, "That's sick, dude!", and everyone else started playing like laying animals was no big whoop. My favorite line: "Back in the Depression, my old man said you were lucky if you had one chicken to f**k and another to lay eggs".
AgentMGD	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 6:02 AM no one would want to date me since i'm a music critic especially if i happen to give the band a bad review
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 11:19 AM On 7th Apr 2012, Woof said: Here ya go, Chill... Previous thread: "Gotta have some fun! Whatever next? A dating thread? Just kidding"... etc. Sorry Woof, which part of "just kidding" didn't you get? Woof's latest/last journal: More and more lately, this place is starting to feel less like a home, and more like a bathroom stall in an adult bookstore. How can you complain when you were a willing partner in this?
TameasDust	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 11:28 AM Buzzy is so to into chickens just like I Baaaa in the night
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 11:36 AM
Woof	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 11:38 AM I'll tell you how I can complain. I posted this thread in a lighthearted manner, to take the heat off of another thread where a rather naive newcomer to the site was being ridiculed. You know which one I'm talking about, Chill. I expected a few jokes and laughs, which would be fine. I didn't expect that it would raise a whole nother round of fresh or bumped threads about the usual off color subjects, complete with illustrations. Not that it's any of my business at this point, anyway. I posted the quote you refer to in my journal, not here on the forum. It contains an explanation of how I'm active here, and for what purposes, for the benefit of anyone who might have been wondering. In other words, you come to check out my page, you know where I'm at, and how to contact me. It's my feelings and opinions, which I think I have a right to express in my own journal. I'd have preferred to just dissapear, as stated, but as also stated, that isn't an option.
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 11:59 AM Yeah, ray104 comes to DMusic and asks for relationship advice. Some of us didn't take it seriously but then that was hardly anything new from most of us. THAT was also lighthearted. If I'd really disliked his interaction I'd have been extremely rude, I'm sure you know I'm capable of that! Yes, you can complain. We all do. Complain about something you participated in, lighthearted or otherwise? The forum and the journals are part of the same site and are both public. Regardless, one opinion here and a different opinion there is still a contradiction, which I questioned. I've always been a supporter of having some kind of place where we could take such things, since the Swank Lounge is only for subscribers (and I'm damned if I'm going to tone down just because I'm not one anymore) but we don't have one and that's that. Now, if you were to complain about the amount of chicken poop on the floor...
Woof	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 12:23 PM Let's say that you're joking around with a friend, and you give them a nudge, in good humor. As a result of that nudge, they accidentally lose their footing and fall down a flight of stairs. It doesn't follow, that your intention was to have your friend fall down a flight of stairs. I think that resolves the "participation" issue. Yes... my journal reads that the site is starting to feel like a restroom stall in an adult bookstore, and yes it's linked to the forum. And on the forum, what do you see? Look at what people are posting. you can't really say it's an inaccurate statement, can you? We've got dog's asses, a monkey giving itself a blowjob, and a hundred or so posts containing descriptions of things I'd rather not picture. I used to think of a particular artist here as a funny and interesting guy, with lots of creative drive. Over the last year, I can't help but think of that same artist instead, as "that guy who's always writing about penises and chickens". And I'm not saying that to take a poke at him, any more than I began this topic to take a poke at you. I'm saying it, because it's just simply true. So am I complaining? I dunno... To the best of my knowledge, I'm calling it like I see it. If I were complaining, I'd be demanding that someone put a stop to it... which I'm not.
moam	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 1:03 PM I love a sexy headless chickens...but what's with all this chicken poo left on the floor!!! Seriously Chickens are HAWT but chicken poo is NOT
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:26 PM Hey, you made the mess Moam! You and Saint should be clearing it up! I noticed he ran off ages ago... So that leaves YOU! Get to it!
moam	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:27 PM Can I atleast squeeze in a quickie with one of the headless chickens? I promise I'll do it in the bathroom stall in the adult bookstore
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:32 PM As long as you don't stick the pages of the Bible together.
moam	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:34 PM Well remember there is that topic that explains step by step how to unstick the pages of the bible after you've masturbated on them
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:36 PM Yes but will it help me find a better date? Or do I need to visit the bookstore again?
moam	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:38 PM You could always visit the adult bookstore to learn how to unclog the drains that you clogged up from all the masturbation with headless chickens in the showers
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:44 PM Nooooo, we have to leave at least one job for Saint to do when he returns!
moam	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:45 PM And mojo
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:50 PM Mojo is busy servicing Manuel.
moam	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 3:55 PM Always busy with his manuel, he is
evansorchid	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 4:00 PM I prefer to call it a stick shift.
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 4:04 PM No no no, THIS is Manuel!
moam	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 4:06 PM Chris?? CHRIS!!! Are you lost deep within the dark crevices of the unknown??? Answer me!!
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 4:08 PM
moam	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 4:10 PM Think the adult bookstore will have a book on how to rescue victims who get sucked into fat rolls?
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 4:13 PM How about rolling a fattie?
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 16, 2009 @ 9:57 AM Ah, memories....
Mojosnake	Date: April 16, 2009 @ 11:04 AM
Guest	Date: April 16, 2009 @ 8:48 PM For those who know "woof's" real identity on the site, these threads are funny as all hell on a "whole nother" level!
victorsskull	Date: April 16, 2009 @ 8:55 PM here a beauty
Guest	Date: April 16, 2009 @ 9:26 PM Woof is a real person?
vilifiend	Date: April 16, 2009 @ 9:50 PM
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 18, 2009 @ 12:35 AM There are some seriously warped pictures on this page... (leaves that one wide open for retaliation)

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