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Veracohr	Date: June 25, 2008 @ 1:56 PM Please provide one example of a skill, item or trait that will be essential for survival in the aftermath of an apocalypse of the zombie, alien, nuclear or other non-religious variety. This scientific research data will be compiled and analyzed to provide a definitive guide to surviving in a post-apocalyptic world.
ddfgh	Date: June 25, 2008 @ 2:30 PM I don't know if cold blooded murder counts as a skill, but in the event of a zombie apocalypse, staying alive means killing the infected, and in some cases that can mean individuals who have yet to turn. Zombies are serious business.
killoFunk	Date: June 25, 2008 @ 3:39 PM One would benefit from the experience of being a butchers apprentice. That would be precluded by a little background in ballistics, field dressing a kill, curing meat, and such. Farming might not be a bad idea either... Thatchery(sp) Not to mention knowing what part of fat american human bodies are unfit to consume... after all, they are the ones that us skinny specimens with quick metabolisms will be feeding on... recognizing what bark of what trees are edible. Don't get me started on mushrooms... kFunk
zedsalt	Date: June 26, 2008 @ 3:38 AM I would think that being a light sleeper would come in handy, especially while killoFunk's out hunting fat people.
broken	Date: June 29, 2008 @ 5:50 AM The Zombie Survival Guide. Katana P90 + lots of ammo Bomb Shelter full of MRE Packs or a building in a high floor building, blocking entrances at the stairwells, jamming elevators. Then sniper the Zombies from the top floor and have access to a variety of apartments with fridges and necessities, etc...
Mojosnake	Date: June 29, 2008 @ 8:44 AM well i'm most likely in the camp so i'll be wandering around looking for a snack waiting to be sniped....
GeneHilbert	Date: June 29, 2008 @ 9:03 AM In the immortal words of Bocephus "Country folks will survive"..... It's been nice knowing ya.....
aflunky	Date: June 29, 2008 @ 10:51 AM I'll take 10 women (they have to be smart ones, dumb ones won't help the world) and go take over P-Diddy's Island in order to repopulate the world.
Mojosnake	Date: June 29, 2008 @ 3:33 PM hey flunky send the dumb ones my way...... hey they need repopulatin' too and hey since i'm n the camp ..it's zombie style baby yeah ...i know.... that was bad......
zedsalt	Date: June 30, 2008 @ 3:40 AM Geezy Loueezy, if I have to survive on MREs, do I really WANT to live? I think I may've already...um..."dated" a zombie-style gal or two along the way...
Israfel	Date: June 30, 2008 @ 7:34 AM I guess while you're all out hunting, sleeping, blowin' things up and repopulating with dumb women...I'll use my superior intelligence and ability to multitask and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
GeneHilbert	Date: June 30, 2008 @ 10:28 AM The most important things in life are to crush your enemies and rid them from your lands, and the lamentations of the women.
killoFunk	Date: June 30, 2008 @ 3:39 PM On 26th Jun 2009, zedsalt said: I would think that being a light sleeper would come in handy, especially while killoFunk's out hunting fat people. MWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA... you can't sleep forever
killoFunk	Date: June 30, 2008 @ 3:42 PM DOH!!!! I mean ... stay awake.. stay awake... !!!
killoFunk	Date: June 30, 2008 @ 3:42 PM
Tattoomom	Date: July 1, 2008 @ 2:17 AM I know how to make moonshine...
GeneHilbert	Date: July 1, 2008 @ 2:29 AM Good Girl....... Now when you can field dress, skin and portion a deer - you'll truly be a keeper. LOL
Tattoomom	Date: July 1, 2008 @ 11:21 AM Already can do that! It's required coursework growing up on the Reservation! Along with the in-depth study of Ted Nugent in Historical Context!
GeneHilbert	Date: July 1, 2008 @ 3:58 PM Score...... You're in......
baiko	Date: July 1, 2008 @ 11:15 PM yeah! i'm waiting for Fallout 3 too!
Mojosnake	Date: July 1, 2008 @ 11:37 PM On 1st Jul 2009, baiko said: yeah! i'm waiting for Fallout 3 too! :bigggrin:
Tattoomom	Date: July 2, 2008 @ 4:10 AM
GeneHilbert	Date: July 2, 2008 @ 6:28 AM Ted........
Opossum	Date: July 2, 2008 @ 6:42 AM Here's how it stands. I can catch and clean fish AND watch someone else catch and clean fish... Without passing out, without screaming "murderer" or quoting Bible verses, and I do a pretty good job of it!
Opossum	Date: July 2, 2008 @ 6:43 AM Oh sorry...that was a dig at PETA, not Christians.
Tattoomom	Date: July 2, 2008 @ 11:15 AM I pick Opossum for my team!!!!
Fraser	Date: July 2, 2008 @ 1:33 PM It's called a tank. Get one.
GeneHilbert	Date: July 2, 2008 @ 4:00 PM Prefer Eating Tasty Animals
Alstroph	Date: July 2, 2008 @ 8:00 PM Bring lots of acid. Like a gallon. Trust me... it will come in handy.
Fraser	Date: July 3, 2008 @ 11:53 PM Have the following items, and I can almost guarantee your survival. 1 Tank 1 Shotgun As many shotgun shells as possible As many seasons of Futurama as possible Sunscreen 1 copy of Dawn of the Dead, I Am Legend, and Sean of the Dead 1 boomerang
broken	Date: July 16, 2008 @ 12:54 PM Get a vehicle, and head for the nearest Barracks.
victorsskull	Date: July 17, 2008 @ 5:22 AM I have swords and guitar strings

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