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Veracohr	Date: April 25, 2003 @ 8:40 PM http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/) * Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. * My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history. * Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her). * First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt. * Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world. * First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation. * Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States. * Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history. * First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission. * First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board. * Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history. * Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. * Withdrew from the World Court of Law. * Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. * First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections). * All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. * My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). * Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history. * First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community. * First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) * First US president to establish a secret shadow government. * Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). * With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years. * Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. * First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea. * Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. * Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts. * Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'. * Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects. * In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States. * Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. * In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war. * Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. Records and References: At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). * AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war. * Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. * All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. * All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. * All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. * Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review. * For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)" id="43143">Kelley Kramer ------------- George W. Bush Resume Past work experience: Ran for congress and lost. * Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. * Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. * Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox. * With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history. * Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court. Accomplishments as president: Attacked and took over two countries. * Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. * Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history. * Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. * Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. * First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. * First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. * First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. * After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history. * Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history. * In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job. * Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history. * Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period. * Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. * Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television. * Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history. * Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. * Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. * Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. * Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. ( http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/) * Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. * My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history. * Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her). * First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt. * Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world. * First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation. * Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States. * Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history. * First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission. * First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board. * Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history. * Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. * Withdrew from the World Court of Law. * Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. * First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections). * All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. * My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). * Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history. * First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community. * First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) * First US president to establish a secret shadow government. * Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). * With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years. * Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. * First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea. * Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. * Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts. * Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'. * Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects. * In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States. * Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. * In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war. * Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. Records and References: At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). * AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war. * Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. * All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. * All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. * All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. * Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review. * For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)
flamingpyro	Date: April 26, 2003 @ 1:48 AM one word, FUCK damn glad i don't live in the states anymore and i pity anyone who lives under that sadistic bastard
flamingpyro	Date: April 26, 2003 @ 1:49 AM on a lighter note ( ) that was funny and you'll be rid of him next year (hopefully)
Frawgster	Date: April 26, 2003 @ 3:12 AM
jmweirick	Date: April 26, 2003 @ 12:25 PM i didn't read through all of that but, the stock market wasn't all his fault, the nation was already bankrupt, i have no problem with capatal punishment, and the united nations is evil and has no right over us. the rest of what i read is pretty funny.
dsch	Date: April 26, 2003 @ 12:52 PM I loathe that man. I always have. And now I loathe him even more. The people who were killed in the Pentagon, the World Trade Center, and on the planes are almost lucky that it ended so quickly and that they didn't have to see the utter crap following.
milladrive	Date: April 26, 2003 @ 3:49 PM Umm, so, how come when the man took office, we all received a substantial check from government surplus? Such bankruptcy that we afforded each and every working American a week's pay? Please. We had more money than we knew what to do with. Bushwhacker thought he'd make us happy with his little gesture, but I'd've been quite happy leavin' that money right where it was. ..I mean, just in the whacky bizarre chance that there's some national emergency before even his first Christmas in office, or perhaps two wars. ...Hey everybody, let's go buy an SUV! We don't need no stinking sacrifices. /end sarcasm" id="43227">"..nation was already bankrupt..." Umm, so, how come when the man took office, we all received a substantial check from government surplus? Such bankruptcy that we afforded each and every working American a week's pay? Please. We had more money than we knew what to do with. Bushwhacker thought he'd make us happy with his little gesture, but I'd've been quite happy leavin' that money right where it was. ..I mean, just in the whacky bizarre chance that there's some national emergency before even his first Christmas in office, or perhaps two wars. ...Hey everybody, let's go buy an SUV! We don't need no stinking sacrifices. /end sarcasm
notserp	Date: April 26, 2003 @ 5:09 PM Now, the Dixie Chicks make a comment that's marginally critical and the people are running over their CD's with tractors. What a bazaar skewed country we live in." id="43233">It bothers me that I can't speak my mind about George W. Bush at work without being branded a "traitor". Its funny, had Al Gore been "proclaimed" President by the Supreme Court, no matter what his response to September 11th might have been, the conservative talk shows (and conservative people in general)would be all over him today- no matter what his actions - and no one would bat an eyelash. Now, the Dixie Chicks make a comment that's marginally critical and the people are running over their CD's with tractors. What a bazaar skewed country we live in.
SaraRose	Date: April 29, 2003 @ 10:03 PM I know!!!! Pathetic! People have the right to speak their minds, that is what music is all about anyway. Conservatives have a hard time coming to grips with being open-minded...my dad is a prime example...."France, they're all cocky bastards" You can imagine how I responded, my minor being French! Parisians do not worship Americans and they have no reason too. However, the majority of the French respect U.S. citizens...they just think our pres. is an idiot.
dsch	Date: April 29, 2003 @ 11:17 PM I was terribly amused by France's response to that "Freedom Fries" crap...trying to send Dubya Dearest as many pretzels as possible!
thumbtack	Date: April 29, 2003 @ 11:19 PM Better than that moron Albert Gore...
vinyl64	Date: April 29, 2003 @ 11:39 PM evils.Oh yeah and FUCK FRANCE !" id="43770"> Good one except for those who do not remember the " popular vote " does not mean shit it is the electoral college that puts the presidents in. After all Bubba had 48% and 46% of popular vote and he got in on electoral college. Gore is an asshole, he let Frank Zappa call his wife a dipshit for the parental warning labels that she came up with. Bush may suck but he is the lesser of the two evils.Oh yeah and FUCK FRANCE !
sinai	Date: April 29, 2003 @ 11:47 PM in no way, shape, or form is Dudya better than Gore. i pray to God this nation gets a collective bitch slap and votes this bastard out, four more years of this shit may do decades (centuries?) of economic, social, and enviromental damage.
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 1:07 AM right then. Fries are fries, French Fries to me is a shit name, but Freedom Fries? sorry, BOTH names are shit to me. Fries are just bloody potatoes. The name is meaningless. The French arent all bad. so why bash em all for their stupid leaders? I see Bush being bashed too. Personally, i know some French dudes and they hate their leaders as much i hate mine as you hate yours. But dont bash all frogs, damn that champagne is nice... but snails.. bash them for that instead if 2 countries can act like this over a potato, gees, what chance do we have at all? and, er, just because i dont live there yet doesnt make ME inferior to anyone, hell i aint even 100% English. thank god. I hate this country. Bush looks like a chimp. The photos say it all, does his resume include a spell in a zoo? *end rant NO offense intended anywhere.
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 1:07 AM oh correction, i know its not over a potato, just its about as PATHETIC as being over it.
dsch	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 2:03 AM Dare I ask what France DID so wrong? Aside from stating its valid opinion about an international situation, and then not wanting anything else to do with a war that's not its business? How is that wrong? If most /Americans/ don't support this war, why should France or anywhere else?
Svensta	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 8:42 AM Bush OR Gore woulda had the same results the last few years. Did you NOT notice the recession and the planes slamming inthe buildings? The devastated airline economy and the financial hiroshima of the world markets? Oh but Gore woulda kept this from happening? GHANDHI couldn't have. Kennedy couldn't have. Clinton couldn't have, even Joan of Arc couldn't have. Deal, people. Politicians are sleazy rats. People who get all fired up over their miniscule differences are kinda... goofy." id="43798">Sure get on Bush for his freedom fries. But no one said a word when LordDeaconGreen changed lovable little green peas to violent and unstable peaxes. Nice "facts" at the top. Politics amuses me. As for people who want to criticize world leaders, just as soon as we get to look over YOUR record and note all YOUR shortcomings, you will be free to do whatever you like, mmkay? Bush OR Gore woulda had the same results the last few years. Did you NOT notice the recession and the planes slamming inthe buildings? The devastated airline economy and the financial hiroshima of the world markets? Oh but Gore woulda kept this from happening? GHANDHI couldn't have. Kennedy couldn't have. Clinton couldn't have, even Joan of Arc couldn't have. Deal, people. Politicians are sleazy rats. People who get all fired up over their miniscule differences are kinda... goofy.
Svensta	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 8:45 AM CNN.com it was reported fully 65% of Americans felt the war was something that 'needed to happen'. And France or anywhere else is wrong when they expect their opinions (which yes, they are entitled to), should carry any weight with any OTHER country. Wait, I think your neighbor wants you to sell your car and ride a bicycle because its better for the environment. What's this? He's actually pissed at you now for not doing what he said. Nice." id="43799">Oh dsch, your facts are a little squirrelly. In a recent poll on CNN.com it was reported fully 65% of Americans felt the war was something that 'needed to happen'. And France or anywhere else is wrong when they expect their opinions (which yes, they are entitled to), should carry any weight with any OTHER country. Wait, I think your neighbor wants you to sell your car and ride a bicycle because its better for the environment. What's this? He's actually pissed at you now for not doing what he said. Nice.
milladrive	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 8:57 AM I agree with sinai. ...and the last two words uttered by vinyl64. I speculate, Sven -- just a speculation mind you -- that when Bush got into office, Osama called out his thugs to put into action a plan they'd been workin' on for years. When that tubthumping proselytizational Bush took office waving his red, white, and blue, it was more than they could stand. Again, just my thoughts. As for the French, what did they do wrong? Lets' go back to World War II. Let's watch the French give up their country without a whimper, and let's watch the United States bust its ass gettin' it back for its citizens. If it weren't for the US and its allies, France would be speakin' German today. ...THEN, they have the audacity for the next 50 years to badmouth Americans. Don't kid yourself, the majority of French citizens resent the US, and they often show it in their attitudes toward them. My
JFF	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 11:55 AM Fries are just skinny chips
sinai	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 1:33 PM think england would be down fora trade? blair for bush? think they'd notice if we just switched in the middle of the night?
sinai	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 1:35 PM and az far az france goes, i agree with milla
animateur	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 2:18 PM hey FUCK george Bush... the only good BUSH surrounds a tight coochie!
jmweirick	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 5:14 PM first, you complain saying his refunds were making us go in debt, but you forget that Gore had a similar plan almost identical. second, it took the taxes from nearly twenty states to pay intrest on our debts before bush ever entered the office, don't tell me we were fine before bush got here, please stop blaming the pesident for EVERYTHING, he's not responsible for as much as you think. also, going to war is known to unite people of a nation, boost the econimy, and other good stuff, i say this was a good move for that alone, not to metion sadam is an evil jackass.
Frawgster	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 5:27 PM the only good BUSH surrounds a tight coochie!" Normally, I'd find that funny. Today, I don't. Go away." id="43846">"hey FUCK george Bush... the only good BUSH surrounds a tight coochie!" Normally, I'd find that funny. Today, I don't. Go away.
milladrive	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 6:16 PM Okay, jm, I can see (and even agree) with most of your points. ...However, I will never agree that war should be waged in order to "unite people of a nation, boost the econimy, and other good stuff." Wars are never a good move for that alone.
ronnie71	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 10:55 PM well Gore when he was vice president said there had to be something done about Iraq... so who knows ... i hate politics and i hate politicians they all spin their views and there is no truth in what any of them say just half truths..
ashleighj	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 11:12 PM ronnie, this is why i've been calling them demo-craps and re-puke-icans for some years now. say it with me, you'll feel enlightened.
ronnie71	Date: April 30, 2003 @ 11:21 PM yeah watch the video to "Testify" Rage Against The Machine ...but yeah i would say it but then i would be the opposition .. i dont want to be on nobodys side when comes to it... only thing i care about is music....
thumbtack	Date: May 1, 2003 @ 12:05 AM http://www.radiopinoyusa.com/matanglawin/ml-04-07a-2003.html France Russia and Germany all had major trade with Saddam's regime...If he goes the contracts go. That is why they voted against it. It would be like Bill Clinton condemning sex with someone else while married. Nobody believes it. " id="43916">dsch, France had huge contracts in the oil fields of Iraq for future exploration. Check out http://www.radiopinoyusa.com/matanglawin/ml-04-07a-2003.html France Russia and Germany all had major trade with Saddam's regime...If he goes the contracts go. That is why they voted against it. It would be like Bill Clinton condemning sex with someone else while married. Nobody believes it.
animateur	Date: May 1, 2003 @ 3:33 AM dude its all good man..its only the internet.." id="43928">hey chill dude i was just trying to interject some humour (frawgster)...i didnt mean to piss you off... "go away"? dude its all good man..its only the internet..
milladrive	Date: May 1, 2003 @ 10:25 AM Don't mind frawggy. As he said, normally, he'd find your comments funny. Must've been a bad day. ..or bad thread. ..or bad pot. heh ...No need to go away. "..its only the internet." I've never agreed with that train of thought, tho.
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 1, 2003 @ 10:27 AM Now that North Korea have admitted having nukes, would anyone actually WANT to attack them? do you think it would be wise??? oh yes... :nuke: as for trading Blair for Bush... oh my god... i dont want to imagine it! uh oh i did! i am scarred for life now
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 1, 2003 @ 10:29 AM bad pot? ???? WHERES MINE????????!!!!!!!
TranceAction	Date: May 6, 2003 @ 8:02 AM So go get a grip! No gov is going to war, just to free "the f!cking world" from all muslims or tyrannis. Who did support Saddam during the war between Iran and Iraq ? Who put Pinochet in charge ?" id="44652">Yeah! Go on! Attack N.K. Geezz... OK! So US freed 50 years ago. Should they be freaking f!cking hysterical 4ever thankfull ? Keep on f!cking dreaming. War is f!cking wrong! No matter f!cking what! So and had interrests down there, so what ? So do . Do you honoestly believe Bush did just because of "mass destructive weaponry" ? (which BTW is still missing) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! So go get a grip! No gov is going to war, just to free "the f!cking world" from all muslims or tyrannis. Who did support Saddam during the war between Iran and Iraq ? Who put Pinochet in charge ?
WeedWhacker	Date: May 6, 2003 @ 9:09 AM On one note, I suppose the US should have stood idly by and let the "terrorists" come up with an even bigger plot. (Airplane hijackings > embassy bombings > 1993 WTC bombing > 2001 WTC bombing > WHAT NEXT?) Be objective - not a sheep." id="44662">My God. I don't think I've ever seen so many biased "facts" in one place. Ever. WHAT NEXT?) Be objective - not a sheep.
fu-dog	Date: May 6, 2003 @ 11:23 AM http://moveon.org and http://truemajority.org if you live in the US and actually care about your future." id="44674"> Regardless of who is president, the fact that government support of health care is being reduced below an already rediculously low level for an industrial nation is horrible. Yet, folks continue to argue the Bush/Gore thing to death, as though either of those meatbags could or would do much good for the country and citizens as a whole. Why are so few people freaking out over the Homeland Security Act, the allowance of convicted criminals into positions of high command, and the sealing of important documents that should remain public to discourage fraud and corruption? We can't even keep democracy functioning faithfully in our own country, what the hell are we doing mucking about in foreign politics? You'll notice the lack of suggestions to aide these situations; that's because i don't have all the answers, i won't pretend to have them, and i certainly won't use mass distraction to move focus away from my inabilities. Diligent consideration and discussion of long-term solutions by a group of thoughtful individuals is required instead of a fool on a soapbox making plans for the interested few and the illusioned many. On that note, checkout http://moveon.org and http://truemajority.org if you live in the US and actually care about your future.
leflaw	Date: May 6, 2003 @ 11:53 PM All your answers will be forthcoming shortly, my chidren. Oh ye, just google
milladrive	Date: May 7, 2003 @ 11:14 AM :applaud: @ fu-dog
CountryMusikMan	Date: May 7, 2003 @ 2:44 PM worse.Some times it is better than others even though it is still corrupt.Mone y,Money,Money Don't let money fool ya. The root of all evil lies within this The of love MOney,Wealth,and Power." id="44837">It all sucks,but without government or some type of authority the world would be like MAd Max and The Road Warrior movies even worse.Some times it is better than others even though it is still corrupt.Mone y,Money,Money Don't let money fool ya. The root of all evil lies within this The of love MOney,Wealth,and Power.

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