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PrincessTast...	Date: February 5, 2007 @ 8:59 PM Did I really say that out loud? OMFG! :embarrased:
PrincessTast...	Date: February 5, 2007 @ 9:44 PM Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget! That's just DISTURBING!
moam	Date: December 15, 2007 @ 1:05 AM Oh this brings back good memories
ChillinBuzz	Date: December 15, 2007 @ 1:24 AM Just don't break out the old tissue collection you've been saving since back then.
ray104	Date: December 18, 2007 @ 10:51 PM This masterbation thread is still up (pun intended) And my pedo thread go taken down.
ChillinBuzz	Date: December 19, 2007 @ 12:51 PM I know, it's a travesty, especially as you got your ass pwned in your thread.
ray104	Date: December 19, 2007 @ 1:53 PM "we don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time Oh no! we just have to party all night and drink cherry wine uh hu na na na na na na na..."
zedsalt	Date: December 19, 2007 @ 2:13 PM My mom told me that it's alright to do it, but that it's not alright to talk about it, so I'm glad I haven't said anything.
NoRentJoseph	Date: December 19, 2007 @ 2:23 PM My Dad used to wake me up in the morning when I was like 13 and say. Wakey Wakey Rise and Shine You've had your Wank I've had Mine Hands off your Cock And on with your Socks
ray104	Date: December 19, 2007 @ 7:44 PM whoo wee shut my mouth slap my grandma
celtaidd	Date: December 19, 2007 @ 7:47 PM Master Bates? Weren't You on Captain Pugwash?
TnyjMuzic	Date: December 19, 2007 @ 9:41 PM Does anyone know the song Pop Goes The Weasel is about? Why does the weasel go Pop?
zedsalt	Date: December 20, 2007 @ 10:51 AM Damn! I read about that somewhere, but sadly, the info seems to be lost in some huge synaptic gap in my meager gray matter at the moment...
PrincessTast...	Date: December 20, 2007 @ 6:55 PM Who cares if you're so poor You can't afford to buy a pair of mod-a-go-go stretch elastic pants? There will come a day when you can even take your clothes off when you dance! WAH WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAH! Been waiting for an opportunity to break that one out.
ChillinBuzz	Date: December 21, 2007 @ 4:35 AM you sure that's all you broke out?
ray104	Date: December 31, 2007 @ 10:57 PM One of my Female freinds Came up with this! Sauce the Noodle!
desiderata	Date: January 1, 2008 @ 2:38 AM I'm a quarter Italian. I love noodles and sauce.
BOWILLIE	Date: January 1, 2008 @ 5:44 PM proffesional fisherman..is a master baiter.
ray104	Date: January 6, 2008 @ 6:24 PM Polishing the steely dan!
ray104	Date: February 23, 2008 @ 12:20 PM On 21st Dec 2012, ChillinBuzz said: you sure that's all you broke out? Breaking it out is the easy part,putting it back in is the hard part
moam	Date: February 23, 2008 @ 1:29 PM good ol' ray, how we've missed you
cantstoprunning	Date: February 23, 2008 @ 2:16 PM 300 calories is bs. It's actually in the range of 5-20, unless you hang weights on your hand or something. Add 2 calories to replace lost ammo.
ChillinBuzz	Date: February 23, 2008 @ 11:33 PM all that rapid arm movement only uses up 5-20 calories? heck, no wonder i'm overweight now.
DeadraveN	Date: February 24, 2008 @ 5:00 AM You're all making God cry.
ChillinBuzz	Date: February 24, 2008 @ 7:20 AM Because of all those poor kittens that die?
Veracohr	Date: February 24, 2008 @ 7:46 AM I must have been out that day, I can't believe I didn't chime in on this thread!
cantstoprunning	Date: February 25, 2008 @ 4:05 PM On 24th Feb 2012, DeadraveN said: You're all making God cry. that's odd, I don't see any rain...
ray104	Date: March 5, 2008 @ 8:22 AM Beef strokin'off
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 5, 2008 @ 3:42 PM On 25th Feb 2012, cantstoprunning said: that's odd, I don't see any rain... no but the sea levels are rising... didn't you know?
Woof	Date: March 5, 2008 @ 4:11 PM Well, as long as this thread is on top at the moment, I might as well say what I've been thinking for a long time. I'm REALLY EMBARASSED to invite other artists that I find on the web here, when we have the appearance that the DM community is REALLY INTERESTED in discussing, er... WANKING. Okay? I mean, this is the third most popular topic on the BBS right now... and by a wide margin, too. Sorry.
moam	Date: March 6, 2008 @ 7:31 AM Why are you embarrassed?? Everyone does it!
Woof	Date: March 6, 2008 @ 8:03 AM Gee, thanks moam... I guess I'll have to spell it out. I've recently hooked up with a band that consists of three male instrumentalists and two girl singers. Also a girl who plays some really nice guitar. They're really nice people, and I wanted to invite them into a community where they might find some support, encouragement, and a chance to interact with other artists for hints and tips on how to grow and promote themselves. I figured that this would be a great place for that, because DM has always been a highly interactive site. To put it in language that's easily understood, I'd feel like I'd be inviting three ladies into a community of guys who can't wait to jizz all ofer them. Get it? Anyway, I wanted to talk about how I felt, and I have. I appreciate the opportunity to do that. And I'm not going to bother. Continue on, then, and rest assured I'm not gonna cry for censorship or suggest that anybody refrain from going into as much detail as they want about how and when they beat off, or what they do it to.
Distilled1	Date: March 6, 2008 @ 11:03 AM As silly as I can be4 and as much as I can get and typonize some nasty bad stuff... I have to kinda agree with Woof. this should be in a forum under NOT SAFE FOR WORK or DMusics DIRTY BIRDS lol... something but the general forum it can run users and artist off alike. on that note I am putting in a request to have a not safe for work or some other name forum area to post this stuff. ( and move it that way its not just right in the open ... and when I had a job I liked to be here but stuff like this would prevent pages from opening as well. Do not get me wrong! I swear I am a pervert I love silly stuff I belive 100% in Freedom of speach as well as freedom on the web to post stuff that may not be of interst to any one but the poster... I just think if we want DMusic.com to grow and be better and bring mre fans and bands we need to not have this so out in the front. thats all... and I am sure its something LefLaw dosent want to do but maybe it would come to deleting this kind of things and actula TOS stuff about posting this kind of thing.. ok I'm off my and off to wank the snake (see I do it too!
moam	Date: March 6, 2008 @ 1:05 PM On 6th Mar 2012, Distilled1 said: if we want DMusic.com to grow and be better and bring mre fans and bands we need to not have this so out in the front. Well said, Distilled I do kinda agree on that. No way in hell do I believe in censorship, but I do think it wouldn't be a bad idea to have this is a more "reserved" thread...in other words, NOT let it appear at the top of the list of topics. I understand everyone's point of view and I agree where the conflict arises. On 6th Mar 2012, Woof said: Gee, thanks moam... I guess I'll have to spell it out. I've recently hooked up with a band that consists of three male instrumentalists and two girl singers. Also a girl who plays some really nice guitar. They're really nice people, and I wanted to invite them into a community where they might find some support, encouragement, and a chance to interact with other artists for hints and tips on how to grow and promote themselves. I figured that this would be a great place for that, because DM has always been a highly interactive site. To put it in language that's easily understood, I'd feel like I'd be inviting three ladies into a community of guys who can't wait to jizz all ofer them. Get it? Anyway, I wanted to talk about how I felt, and I have. I appreciate the opportunity to do that. And I'm not going to bother. Continue on, then, and rest assured I'm not gonna cry for censorship or suggest that anybody refrain from going into as much detail as they want about how and when they beat off, or what they do it to. I like how you got offensive when I was simply joking around Nowhere did I even say you were "crying about censorship" but okay You have a good point though, just like distilled does. I would have appreciated it in a less attacking tone, that's all.
Woof	Date: March 6, 2008 @ 4:35 PM I know you were joking, moam. And I'm sorry it looked like I was attacking you personally. This has been a concern of mine ever since all of those threads we used to have up here last summer. I'm sure you remember those. The thing is, I wasn't joking. I was upset. I've wanted to at least get the band over here since around Christmas. And like all of us, I've had to wait for the other things to be dealt with, then this came up on top of it, and I snapped. That was wrong of me, and I know it. Once again, apologies, and nothing personal. I never implied that you were accusing me of censorship. I wrote that I was going to drop the issue before it ever turned into a censorship thing. I was hoping that people would decide on their own to readjust the messaging on the forum, and quietly let certain subjects sink to the bottom of the pile. Then I realized it was asking more than perhaps I had a right to ask. So I'm dropping it. Good fortune, and peace.
cantstoprunning	Date: March 6, 2008 @ 4:43 PM the separate forum is a good idea. some people aren't interested in open, friendly discussion of rubbing one's genitals with one's hand to achieve sexual pleasure. others are. those who aren't don't want to see this stuff in the forum, and those who are would happily go to a little forum on the side for this. Everybody wins!
moam	Date: March 6, 2008 @ 4:53 PM On 6th Mar 2012, cantstoprunning said: the separate forum is a good idea. some people aren't interested in open, friendly discussion of rubbing one's genitals with one's hand to achieve sexual pleasure. others are. those who aren't don't want to see this stuff in the forum, and those who are would happily go to a little forum on the side for this. Everybody wins! well-worded! And it's all good woof I understand your view point
cantstoprunning	Date: March 6, 2008 @ 4:55 PM On 6th Mar 2012, moam said: [QUOTE info=cantstoprunning,March 6, 2008 @ 4:43 PM]the separate forum is a good idea. some people aren't interested in open, friendly discussion of rubbing one's genitals with one's hand to achieve sexual pleasure. others are. those who aren't don't want to see this stuff in the forum, and those who are would happily go to a little forum on the side for this. Everybody wins! well-worded! And it's all good woof I understand your view point [/QUOTE] you just like the description of jacking off
moam	Date: March 6, 2008 @ 5:02 PM Exactly
cantstoprunning	Date: March 6, 2008 @ 5:05 PM but anyway... has anyone ever heard anything about erections affecting athletic performance? i heard once that being hard before a race might have some effect... but running with a boner is not comfortable.
zedsalt	Date: March 7, 2008 @ 3:43 AM The title of the thread basically serves the same purpose as a separate forum, I would think. I almost hate to say that, though, as much as I enjoy the sophomorically nasty stuff that pops up (no pun intended) in more "legitimate" threads. In any case, rest assured that I have no desire to get anybody sticky who doesn't really want me to.
zedsalt	Date: March 8, 2008 @ 3:05 AM No matter how many times I read this thread's title, wishful thinking keeps turning the T in "not" to a W. I picture them melted into puddles, mingling along their edges into secondary and tertiary colors, kind of like crayons left in the back window of a car...
zedsalt	Date: March 8, 2008 @ 3:08 AM Oops! I thought I was in the "Power Rangers are not dead!" thread!
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 8, 2008 @ 6:27 PM On 6th Mar 2012, cantstoprunning said: but anyway... has anyone ever heard anything about erections affecting athletic performance? i heard once that being hard before a race might have some effect... but running with a boner is not comfortable. don't let her old man catch you banging his daughter in future then and why do i get the feeling some people really think that ridiculously high levels of sexual thought are restricted to just men? we're all charged in that way, it's just men are more likely to talk about it, like here. doesn't mean every female who enters the site will get "accosted" or "propositioned"... ... but if there's a queue, point the way
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 8, 2008 @ 7:29 PM
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 8, 2008 @ 7:30 PM
Opossum	Date: March 8, 2008 @ 7:40 PM "Ceiling Cat"?
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 8, 2008 @ 10:59 PM 'Tis a very strange cat...
zedsalt	Date: March 9, 2008 @ 4:02 AM Someone very, very dear to me had a cat that could sense when the mood in the room got amorous, and it would start masturbating, making really loud, odd sounds. Rarely does a day go past without thoughts of that lady crossing my mind. The cat I think about less often.
prettymusicgurl	Date: March 9, 2008 @ 10:16 AM LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cantstoprunning	Date: March 9, 2008 @ 6:43 PM Holy crap a girl posted here!
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 9, 2008 @ 8:53 PM
cantstoprunning	Date: March 10, 2008 @ 4:33 PM On 8th Mar 2012, ChillinBuzz said: [QUOTE info=cantstoprunning,March 6, 2008 @ 5:05 PM]but anyway... has anyone ever heard anything about erections affecting athletic performance? i heard once that being hard before a race might have some effect... but running with a boner is not comfortable. don't let her old man catch you banging his daughter in future then and why do i get the feeling some people really think that ridiculously high levels of sexual thought are restricted to just men? we're all charged in that way, it's just men are more likely to talk about it, like here. doesn't mean every female who enters the site will get [/QUOTE] There was no banging involved. It's just that warming up before a race, sometimes there's a hot girl standing around, and hormones will be hormones...
zedsalt	Date: March 11, 2008 @ 3:38 AM Here's what I do: I imagine myself in a menage a trois with Eleanor Roosevelt and Ernest Borgnine. If that doesn't work, I switch with Eleanor for the middle spot. O.k., I know how to do an accent ague over an "E" now. How do I do an accent grave over an "A"?
cantstoprunning	Date: March 11, 2008 @ 10:01 AM Character Map
cantstoprunning	Date: March 11, 2008 @ 5:38 PM Start--Programs--Accessories--System Tools--Character Map
cantstoprunning	Date: March 11, 2008 @ 5:41 PM back to the original topic, however... my 6th grade English teacher was (no joke) Mrs. Bates. We joked about what we would call her husband if he was our teacher.
zedsalt	Date: March 12, 2008 @ 6:30 AM Thank you, csr, but what I was kind of hoping for was a chart or map for the kind of shortcut that...um, I think it was Distilled1...taught me, holding down the alt key and typing in 130 on the number pad to do the accent ague over the lowercase "e". If I can't find that sort of list, though, I'm definitely making a character map shortcut for my desktop. Again, thanks.
cantstoprunning	Date: March 13, 2008 @ 5:57 PM é shortcut works best i can think of is that the character map displays the shortcut for each symbol near the bottom of the window Ü is alt-666
zedsalt	Date: March 14, 2008 @ 3:54 AM I must be in the wrong fontlist. When I copy something from the forum and paste it into MSWord, it calls it 12 pt. Times New Roman, but when I look on the character map for Times New Roman's capital U with an umlaut over it, it says "U+OODC: Latin Capital Letter U with Diaeresis"
zedsalt	Date: March 14, 2008 @ 3:56 AM And the metalheads must be right: umlauts connote evil.
cantstoprunning	Date: March 14, 2008 @ 4:19 AM ok, i guess it doesn't give shortcuts. but alt + just about any number gives you a symbol. Do you have OpenOffice? The symbol chart in there gives U+0021 for ! and in parenthesis (33). Alt-33 is the shortcut for !. MS Word might have the same thing. Insert--Symbol...
cantstoprunning	Date: March 14, 2008 @ 4:21 AM oh, and the symbols in the character map appear to be in numerical order by their shortcuts
cantstoprunning	Date: March 17, 2008 @ 5:15 PM ok, that doesn't work...
ray104	Date: April 2, 2008 @ 1:05 PM Cum laude
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 2, 2008 @ 2:17 PM this thread died a horrible shrivelled Moam penis death when two batty boys started taking it off-topic. beat some meat.
zedsalt	Date: April 3, 2008 @ 3:31 AM From about age eight to seventeen, I had to have two cassette decks in order to play with myself. Then you know what came? That's right- affordable home multitrack!
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 3, 2008 @ 11:16 AM How many times did you have to clean your heads?
ray104	Date: April 21, 2008 @ 8:23 AM Why must we cock the shotgun?

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