DMusic.com | for indie musicians and fans | Free MP3 music downloads - Forums: The General Forum: being a teacher

Forums > The General Forum

being a teacher

azhazhellfire	Date: January 22, 2004 @ 11:59 PM i got this idea from another board i visit. what would you do if you were a teacher and in these situations? 1) What would you do if a kid's late often on a daily basis? 2) If someone often asks "can I go to the bathroom" 3) If someone is drawing while you're teaching. 4) If kids are talking while you're trying to teach. 5) Someone farts during a test. 6) Someone's eating food in class. 7) Someone's eating healthy food during class and was reccomended by doctor. Two spanish-speaking kids were talking to each other, and didn't understand "QUIET!" 9) While teaching, someone tosses a pencil at you. 10) While teaching, a rude student is smoking. 11) While teaching, a student knew more than you and competed (lets just say, I know your smart) 12) While teaching, the Principal kept walking by waving you in front of the class. 14) A student forever tries to make you and the class laugh.
TameasDust	Date: January 23, 2004 @ 12:17 AM 1) what the hell I don't have to put up with he/she for as long 2) if they ask they can go 3) a practicing artist is hard to find 4) shoot the little buggers 5) ahhhh if they can think after that they all get 100 6) food for thought 7) give them some junk food better for the mind shoot the buggers as above 9) throw a javelin back 10) hey if he/she can get away with it, can I 11) saves me from trying to teach the little buggers 12) ignore the fruit 13) hey comedians start somewhere
figfarmer	Date: January 23, 2004 @ 12:47 AM 1) What would you do if a kid's late often on a daily basis? Tell them not to come at all if late. 2) If someone often asks "can I go to the bathroom" Send them to the health nurse and let her figure out why. 3) If someone is drawing while you're teaching. Mark the drawing. 4) If kids are talking while you're trying to teach. Sit down and give them the floor. 5) Someone farts during a test. Say, "Pardon you." very loudly. 6) Someone's eating food in class. Nothing. 7) Someone's eating healthy food during class and was reccomended by doctor. Nothing. Two spanish-speaking kids were talking to each other, and didn't understand "QUIET!" Sit down and give them the floor. 9) While teaching, someone tosses a pencil at you. Keep it. 10) While teaching, a rude student is smoking. Call the police. 11) While teaching, a student knew more than you and competed (lets just say, I know your smart) Most teachers hardly know what they're doing. Let the kid teach. 12) While teaching, the Principal kept walking by waving you in front of the class. I don't understand, "waving you". 14) A student forever tries to make you and the class laugh. Appreciate it.
azhazhellfire	Date: January 23, 2004 @ 4:31 AM waving at you. i laughed at 11. i'd love to get the chance to get up and show the teachers up. but the only teachers that are nice enough and dumb enough to let me get up and do it are the ones who know their topic. gh3y.
bellachica	Date: January 29, 2004 @ 12:43 AM 1) What would you do if a kid's late often on a daily basis? Well I was always late to school but my teacher couldn't say anything because i got high grades on the test so her five points of from the reports card didn't hurt me. 2) If someone often asks "can I go to the bathroom" say yes because i remember one when my teacher didnt let me go in kindergarten. it was awful 3) If someone is drawing while you're teaching. I draw when my professor talks. Its okay I still pay attention. 4) If kids are talking while you're trying to teach. Tell the kid that is a very rude thing to do and sit them up in the front of class. 5) Someone farts during a test. Open the windows. 6) Someone's eating food in class. Some kids dont have lunch and their hungry. But if someone drops food in the floor make them clean it up. 7) Someone's eating healthy food during class and was reccomended by doctor. Allow them too eat. Two spanish-speaking kids were talking to each other, and didn't understand "QUIET!" tell them "callate" it mean quiet in spanish 9) While teaching, someone tosses a pencil at you. throw it back at them. 10) While teaching, a rude student is smoking. send them to the dean. smoking can be dangerous in doors. 11) While teaching, a student knew more than you and competed (lets just say, I know your smart) haha Sometimes I knew more than my teacher and in taht case i had the upperhand it was fun. 12) While teaching, the Principal kept walking by waving you in front of the class. Ignore her. 14) A student forever tries to make you and the class laugh. Allow them to tell jokes at the end of class. It always fun to get good laughs.

Post A Reply
From:	guest	(Icons - Linking)
Post: