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Cryxan	Date: March 29, 2002 @ 5:28 PM My desktop: Ryoko My laptop: Leo Server: Washu Boyfriend's main machine: Tenchi Boyfriend's secondary: Mihoshi Boyfiend's laptop: P-Chan (Most of that won't make any sense to you unless you're familiar with the anime series Tenchi Muyo.)" id="6544">I mean, something other than "My Computer." My desktop: Ryoko My laptop: Leo Server: Washu Boyfriend's main machine: Tenchi Boyfriend's secondary: Mihoshi Boyfiend's laptop: P-Chan (Most of that won't make any sense to you unless you're familiar with the anime series Tenchi Muyo.)
Frawgster	Date: March 29, 2002 @ 5:53 PM In the spirit of Dmusic, I decided to name my computer "How I Play This Mail"
Your-Mom	Date: March 29, 2002 @ 5:54 PM I call mine "peice of shit!" a lot. I guess that sounds like an appropriate name.
milladrive	Date: March 29, 2002 @ 6:50 PM milladrive
pog	Date: March 29, 2002 @ 10:21 PM Mines called Synapse.
citizenjohn	Date: March 29, 2002 @ 10:49 PM Mom I cal mine this fucking syphilis ridden piece of shit pc
RyanS	Date: March 29, 2002 @ 11:43 PM I call mine Frankenstein.. since it has a gazillion parts from other computers.. but a piece of shit also comes to mind when it's not running right (mainly due to friggin Microshaft products)
smelv1n	Date: March 30, 2002 @ 6:32 PM hahaha, you're not serious are you?? actually, on my network, it's called upstairs, because, get this! it's upstairs!!! and wanna know what? the other one, that's downstairs, it's named Downstairs! pretty sweet eh?!
citizenjohn	Date: March 31, 2002 @ 1:03 AM Ryan I tink that might be my problem. Microshit software
RyanS	Date: March 31, 2002 @ 2:17 AM yeah Windows is usually the cause of most problems
pog	Date: March 31, 2002 @ 7:17 PM Still, ya gotta give em credit where it's due... There's nearly one m$ product in every household.
pressf8	Date: April 1, 2002 @ 12:09 AM also have "LAPTOP" :) I know, I'm so creative." id="6658">Mine shows up on the network as "BATHLON" or "brian's athlon box" also have "LAPTOP" I know, I'm so creative.
theguppykillers	Date: April 1, 2002 @ 5:10 PM ya it's called mine and only mine! I am the computer hog of my family!
weaponzero	Date: April 1, 2002 @ 7:25 PM my comp was THE BEAST but xp forced me to call it simply beast.
djdennis	Date: April 1, 2002 @ 10:55 PM Yes I call mine "Gertrude"
djdennis	Date: April 1, 2002 @ 10:56 PM citizenjohn Just use Linux for the OS that way you dont have that software on your system I have 3x machines setup one with Microcrap and the other 2x with Linux have a great day all
mellymel	Date: April 2, 2002 @ 12:42 AM piece-o-crap, that's how I usually introduce her to my friends anyway
pog	Date: April 2, 2002 @ 1:04 AM Hey don't get me wrong about m$. Bloatware pisses me off too, I just wish Debian was easier to install
draugluin	Date: April 2, 2002 @ 4:44 PM oO....the new computer atleast.. the laptop's name is call PPM.... PPM = Portable Porn Machine." id="6727">"GOD" is its name.... oO....the new computer atleast.. the laptop's name is call PPM.... PPM = Portable Porn Machine.
Cryxan	Date: April 2, 2002 @ 6:24 PM Update: Mihoshi has been restaged and is now called "Half-assed." Reason is that it's got a dual processor motherboard with only one processor. Heh.
backmann	Date: April 2, 2002 @ 11:14 PM My laptop: "la chiquita"" id="6760">It has many: "La compu", "Dorita", "esta máquina de mierda" My laptop: "la chiquita"
Frawgster	Date: April 3, 2002 @ 8:58 AM That's what I used to call my old computer at work :D" id="6779">"esta maquina de mierda" That's what I used to call my old computer at work
ebjcoat	Date: April 3, 2002 @ 10:43 PM Mary
ebjcoat	Date: April 3, 2002 @ 10:43 PM Jane
ebjcoat	Date: April 3, 2002 @ 10:46 PM w/ an occasional shout:"slowassmotherfuker"
backmann	Date: April 3, 2002 @ 11:11 PM Actually that's the name of 90% of the computers here.
Your-Mom	Date: April 4, 2002 @ 9:15 PM Porn Generator
creativetim	Date: April 4, 2002 @ 9:57 PM Mine is "Ugh, come on!"
mtbatol	Date: April 4, 2002 @ 10:33 PM and those are the fun names on my pc :)" id="6888">hmmmm, heh, good one your-mom mines is called winblows me aka "you slow dirty whore" aka "you fukinretard" aka "you piece of crap!! and next you'll ask me to insert a 5 inch floopy in you!!!" aka "you stupid fat ho!!! i know atari 7600's faster then you!!!" aka "DAMN U BILL GATES FOR SELLING ME DIS SH!TTY ME OS" and last "how many times do i have to backslap you ya stupid crashin whore?!?!" and those are the fun names on my pc
citizenjohn	Date: April 5, 2002 @ 11:56 PM
boyluver93	Date: April 6, 2002 @ 3:00 PM My computer really doesnt have a name from me but sometimes my roommate will say to it "You're nuttin but shit!" so i assume the name is NuttinButShit
jumbobrian	Date: April 9, 2002 @ 11:59 PM Mine's called BURNMicrosoftBURN. It named itself.
StreetCinema	Date: April 10, 2002 @ 1:05 AM Beatress
pressf8	Date: April 10, 2002 @ 10:25 AM I have renamed hard drives on the mac's at school things like "sex drive" and "fruit basket"
Psycluded	Date: April 10, 2002 @ 11:19 AM Every LAN party I've ever been to, she decides that the LAN card she's had for ages that has worked fine for her is 'unacceptable' and she refuses to acknowledge its very existence. Stupid bitch. I'm going to build a Sun box and make bitch sit in the closet." id="7331">My computer at home has earned the name "bitch" through many-a-LAN-party. She has a sticker on the top-front of her case that says it all: "DOESN'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS!" Every LAN party I've ever been to, she decides that the LAN card she's had for ages that has worked fine for her is 'unacceptable' and she refuses to acknowledge its very existence. Stupid bitch. I'm going to build a Sun box and make bitch sit in the closet.

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