Frawgster
Date: January 31, 2002 @ 8:19 AM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The day is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RyanS
Date: January 31, 2002 @ 8:56 AM
lmfao
mtbatol
Date: January 31, 2002 @ 9:00 AM
OMMFG!! i was screwed again!!!!
TheRidge
Date: January 31, 2002 @ 5:37 PM
mtbatol you are way too slow!
pennylane1382
Date: January 31, 2002 @ 6:01 PM
I wanna download some Zeppelin, Doors, Lennon!!! HELP....
Frawgster
Date: January 31, 2002 @ 7:30 PM
http://www.download.com
Once there, it's pretty much self explanatory.
OJ - In a helping mood :-)" id="2865">http://www.download.com
Once there, it's pretty much self explanatory.
OJ - In a helping mood
loverangel
Date: February 1, 2002 @ 12:28 AM
how i play this mail?
Frawgster
Date: February 1, 2002 @ 8:09 AM
all your base are belong to us?
Fozzie
Date: February 1, 2002 @ 1:09 PM
HOW I PLAY THIS MAIL?????
Frawgster
Date: February 1, 2002 @ 2:03 PM
ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO THEM!!!
amazonman
Date: February 1, 2002 @ 10:04 PM
the "Piņa Colada Song" by rupert Holmes. How do I download it? " id="2957">I'm looking for the Song "Escape"
the "Piņa Colada Song" by rupert Holmes. How do I download it?
inertia
Date: February 1, 2002 @ 10:51 PM
SasaLon
Date: February 2, 2002 @ 7:08 PM
I'm new, how do you download music files
cooldude871
Date: February 2, 2002 @ 10:20 PM
howdo i dowload music
ThaCoyote
Date: February 3, 2002 @ 3:53 PM
DMusic.com and take another beer. Sing the song again, while shaking your computer again, while spinning around, while drinking your last beer. You now have the song. You'll probably hear it playing it in your ached head for the next couple of days. Good luck and I hope U feel better soon :P" id="3033">Doesn't anyone know how to d/l music?! Here's the procedure:
- Knock on your screen 3 times
- If nothing happens, you problably don't have the right screen for it, you then have to restart your computer and shake your PC a little bit
Now you're ready. Take a beer and talk to your computer. Have another beer and screem to your computer. Yet, have your third beer, while you're chewing the m ouse. Complete your fourth beer after you have swallowed the m ouse. Now sing the song you'd like. Have another beer. Sing the song again and now dance to it. Have your sixth beer while spinning and singing around. Go to DMusic.com and take another beer. Sing the song again, while shaking your computer again, while spinning around, while drinking your last beer. You now have the song. You'll probably hear it playing it in your ached head for the next couple of days. Good luck and I hope U feel better soon
Junkman
Date: February 3, 2002 @ 7:59 PM
Ohhhhh Beeeeerrr .... DOH!
RyanS
Date: February 4, 2002 @ 2:27 AM
hmmm
onewomanman
Date: February 4, 2002 @ 7:50 AM
How do I download music ??????????????
zaxs
Date: February 4, 2002 @ 8:12 AM
where is all the new stuff, people?
Junkman
Date: February 4, 2002 @ 8:48 AM
Whats download????????????? j/k
backmann
Date: February 4, 2002 @ 5:58 PM
Sorry about that
danielpastel
Date: February 4, 2002 @ 9:01 PM
masters at work ????????
How do I download music ??????????????
Frawgster
Date: February 4, 2002 @ 9:26 PM
did you read the whole thread daniel? theres explicit instructions littered throughout it
milladrive
Date: February 5, 2002 @ 12:54 PM
Help pleese music downlode computor to? where me find? head soon expload.
BlindMoney
Date: February 6, 2002 @ 7:49 PM
How do i d/l music off this place SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!!
milladrive
Date: February 6, 2002 @ 8:15 PM
click your heels 3x and keep sayin, "There's no place like home."
Frawgster
Date: February 6, 2002 @ 8:43 PM
how i work this machine?
backmann
Date: February 7, 2002 @ 1:50 AM
Thx! I've tried each an every one of your suggestions! They work! Now I have about 12 GB of mp3! Thank you all!
Junkman
Date: February 7, 2002 @ 11:09 AM
My computer is comput err..
viking1
Date: February 7, 2002 @ 8:34 PM
" id="3251">Anybody got 4 Non blondes "What's going on?"
viking1
Date: February 7, 2002 @ 10:06 PM
Alright, why won't anyone answer????I'm I the only one out here I don't think so!So what do I have to do to get someone to talk to me?About any thing?
viking1
Date: February 7, 2002 @ 10:13 PM
O.k I'm so fucking fustrated I guess I'll say good bye. Thanks to all!!
mtbatol
Date: February 8, 2002 @ 12:09 PM
anybody ever heard that song "who let the dogs out". do u also have that macarena joint?? i heard that those two songs are off da hizzle. help me please?
St-James
Date: February 8, 2002 @ 4:23 PM
Hey you guys you have to get a music user like napster, gnutella, or morpheus and could find tons of users but you sometimes might not find the certain song or artist
St-James
Date: February 8, 2002 @ 4:25 PM
Hey viking1 calm down down this isn't a swear show
mtbatol
Date: February 8, 2002 @ 10:03 PM
**is gonna annoy the shit outta everyone by posting lyrics to spice girl songs
backmann
Date: February 11, 2002 @ 1:04 AM
Wow! The spice girls actually released a song? When????
mtbatol
Date: February 11, 2002 @ 1:16 AM
it's the soundtrack to their new lesbo porn flick, go check it out
funkt81
Date: February 11, 2002 @ 11:01 AM
hi i am trying to find some creed and pearl jam! do you have any?
Frawgster
Date: February 11, 2002 @ 12:56 PM
yes.
raepayette
Date: February 23, 2002 @ 10:44 PM
Here's a real stupid question. Where do I find music to download??????
mtbatol
Date: February 24, 2002 @ 2:21 AM
this way.... follow the arrows
mtbatol
Date: February 24, 2002 @ 2:21 AM
weaponzero
Date: February 24, 2002 @ 11:29 AM
i hope nobody actually thinks this is real.. :\
backmann
Date: February 24, 2002 @ 3:29 PM
There's even one guy blaming the one who started this thread for this this site.
ebjcoat
Date: February 24, 2002 @ 8:29 PM
I joined this to download mp3s for free. So, where do I find the most Recent Christina spears song? How do i download?! I'm getting frustrated!
I'm going to shut my family computer off, take some asprin, and go watch some soothing MTV.
ebjcoat
Date: February 24, 2002 @ 8:30 PM
eMpTyV!
bob2165
Date: February 28, 2002 @ 1:57 AM
Some of you have forgotten what it was like when you started. You didn't know how to download or if you did you didn't know where the downloaded file went. You didn't know how to move it from one place to another. Some beginners don't know the difference between mp3's and burning a CD. We need a place where the one's who really need help can ask for it and get a serious answer. At least that's my opinion.
bob2165
Fozzie
Date: February 28, 2002 @ 2:10 AM
computer literacy 101.
milladrive
Date: February 28, 2002 @ 7:39 AM
the lord helps those who help themselves.
Frawgster
Date: February 28, 2002 @ 8:13 AM
im with milla.
Fozzie
Date: February 28, 2002 @ 12:48 PM
SURRENDER!
mtbatol
Date: February 28, 2002 @ 11:11 PM
sheesh..... no one is giving me that macarena song to download... and here i thought yall were my friends
pog
Date: March 2, 2002 @ 3:29 AM
Oh great !
Now I've got beer all over my keybd !!
johnmichaelb...
Date: March 2, 2002 @ 7:01 AM
uh. . . i farted :-X
Olw
Date: March 2, 2002 @ 7:53 AM
send MPs! KTHXBYE
backmann
Date: March 2, 2002 @ 3:26 PM
This thread doesn't seem such a big deal any more since "Let's make weze intermediate" was started
danzeger
Date: March 5, 2002 @ 2:42 PM
first of all, DONT LISTEN TO ALL THESE JERKS (all of which have a big picture by their dumb screen name) who tell you to knock on the screen or say something aloud, and if you've tried them, then you're sadly really gullible. even if you're not computer literate, YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE THIS CRAP.
If you cant figure out how to download anything, leave this site and go to napster or somewhere else, because these idiots arent going to help you. SOME ADVICE: if people are idiot enough to spend their time telling other people crap, theyre not worth being anywhere near. at least youve heard that NAPSTER actually works.
Frawgster
Date: March 5, 2002 @ 2:55 PM
Try going HERE first.
To quote:
"Our new technology is almost ready for prime time. The beta version of the new Napster is now in limited public testing, and we're getting lots of input from our beta testers."
Right there on the FRONT PAGE. By the way...we're not IDIOTS. We probably know more about digital music than you can even IMAGINE. We just don't like being asked STUPID questions like "How do I download music?" When the MUSIC tab is up above, CLEAR AS DAY.
SOME ADVICE: The word "idiot" is NOT a verb (if people are "idiot" enough). It is a NOUN. (See here )
OJ " id="4218">NEWSFLASH FOOL!!!!! Napster is DEAD! Or do you not pay ANY attention to the news? Try going HERE first .
To quote:
"Our new technology is almost ready for prime time. The beta version of the new Napster is now in limited public testing, and we're getting lots of input from our beta testers."
Right there on the FRONT PAGE. By the way...we're not IDIOTS. We probably know more about digital music than you can even IMAGINE. We just don't like being asked STUPID questions like "How do I download music?" When the MUSIC tab is up above, CLEAR AS DAY.
SOME ADVICE: The word "idiot" is NOT a verb (if people are "idiot" enough). It is a NOUN. (See here )
OJ
Frawgster
Date: March 5, 2002 @ 8:09 PM
speaking of idiot...errr...i meant adjective...hehe
milladrive
Date: March 5, 2002 @ 11:08 PM
Yeah, you tell him, Frawg. We're not idiots, damn him.
jenken
Date: March 11, 2002 @ 11:13 AM
ok can someone answer me the same question as everyone else here. What exactly do I do to download music so I can burn to a CD
Cryxan
Date: March 11, 2002 @ 11:15 PM
And after all this, someone is still expecting to get an answer?
I tell ya, I just lost whatever faith I had left in the human race.
Cryxan
Date: March 12, 2002 @ 12:03 AM
http://www.mp3mediaworld.com/
and in the left column, click on "How To Download."
Bottom line is, if you are a total beginner, you're going to have to do some research on your own. There are plenty of tools out there--just put your search engine to good use.
And if you still can't figure it out, you're probably too computer illiterate to make it work anyway. Sorry, that's the truth." id="4866">OK, I'll take pity on all you looking for advice. Go to http://www.mp3mediaworld.com/
and in the left column, click on "How To Download."
Bottom line is, if you are a total beginner, you're going to have to do some research on your own. There are plenty of tools out there--just put your search engine to good use.
And if you still can't figure it out, you're probably too computer illiterate to make it work anyway. Sorry, that's the truth.
milladrive
Date: March 13, 2002 @ 7:31 AM
we'd be surprised at just how many people buy their first computer and just wanna dive in head first without doin' any preliminary homework. Computers to them are nuttin' more than dl hardware, and because of that they'll probably never get it totally right.
Cryxan
Date: March 13, 2002 @ 3:39 PM
I used to work for a small business that was failing. The boss heard about how wonderful computers were, and that if we get them, they'll solve our problems.
She spent $6,000 at Dell on three machines (that all had Winmodems). She never quite understood that a computer is a tool that you need to learn how to use. Its mere presence in your office won't make your troubles disappear.
I bet a lot of people are like that, though.
Frawgster
Date: March 13, 2002 @ 3:46 PM
...then there's my boss. He went out and spent $3500 on a brand new gateway last year. 1ghz, 256 megs ram, 80 gig hd, 64 meg video card w/TV out, DVD drive, 8x writer...in essence, he opted to configure his own puter, and selected all the most expensive options. Well, for starters, he only uses for two things, typing docs and sending/receiving email. Why he needs all that power...who know. And wtf is he gonna do with a TV out card if the puter is in his office? He bought a $600 scanner and a $600 printer, both of which he still has no idea how to use. He bought a 19" monitor, but his res. is set at 640x480. Above all, he purchased it with WinME, which caused us SIGNIFICANT network troubles. The addition of his puter to our office network was, essentially, the cause of 99% of our problems last year. It just goes to show that gobs of $$$$ in the hands of a complete idiot is a very, very bad thing.
mtbatol
Cryxan
Date: March 14, 2002 @ 2:34 AM
Hey Frawg, speaking of wasted potential... One of the puters my boss got had a GeForce2 in it. The ONE APPLICATION she runs on this machine is an 8 color DOS program, DacEasy 7. Oh, and the network runs on LANtastic, if you can believe that.
johnhawes
Date: April 1, 2002 @ 1:10 PM
can anyone explain how you download music from this site
Cryxan
Date: April 1, 2002 @ 4:04 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!!
John, my dearest, read through this entire thread. There are some legitimate explanations in it. And on top of this page, click "MUSIC." See the "DOWNLOAD" buttons? See? That's not so hard, now, is it, Sugar? It doesn't get any simpler.
mtbatol
Date: April 1, 2002 @ 8:15 PM
cryxan, i see the download buttons but everytime i press my finger on the screen tryin to make them work it doesn't do anything **touches the screen again** see?? please help me?
Cryxan
Date: April 1, 2002 @ 10:52 PM
- If nothing happens, you problably don't have the right screen for it, you then have to restart your computer and shake your PC a little bit"
Sheesh! Learn to follow directions!" id="6691">That's because you didn't do it right. See ThaC's post above:
"- Knock on your screen 3 times
- If nothing happens, you problably don't have the right screen for it, you then have to restart your computer and shake your PC a little bit"
Sheesh! Learn to follow directions!
pog
Date: April 2, 2002 @ 1:33 AM
Do I hear a ...My m ouse is really uncomfortable to hold, and when I push it forwards, the little arrow moves downwards on the screen... what can I do
draugluin
Date: April 2, 2002 @ 4:18 PM
you push your m ouse....I have a ball ont he side of my m ouse I rub...and a little Genie appears....he downloads music for me.
Expose
Date: November 20, 2002 @ 9:21 PM
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!!"
That was the best part of this thread, after all that, they still don't get it!!" id="26483">"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG G HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!!"
That was the best part of this thread, after all that, they still don't get it!!
Svensta
Date: November 20, 2002 @ 9:38 PM
They set us up the bomb.
Munz
Date: November 22, 2002 @ 10:48 AM
hahahah
CowgirlBebop
Date: December 4, 2002 @ 4:16 PM
I've run out of faith again.
Svensta
Date: December 5, 2002 @ 10:39 AM
Test.
pun4life
Date: December 5, 2002 @ 9:44 PM
dmusic.com, don't be a freeloader."" id="27434">Why can't i download music. when i click it says "Sorry, but you are not allowed to link to our files directly. Please visit dmusic.com , don't be a freeloader."
Frawgster
Date: December 5, 2002 @ 10:47 PM
how i play this fucking mail?
azhazhellfire
Date: December 5, 2002 @ 11:17 PM
hi im trying to microwave a 16 inch pizza in my microwave can someone help me.
CowgirlBebop
Date: December 6, 2002 @ 11:49 AM
hepl heltp!1 my oter habnd iws stuck ijn my cd-rom drve! i wass trying to pulll oyt somr musdivc
mtbatol
azhazhellfire
Date: December 7, 2002 @ 4:38 AM
how do i microwave pizza?
marq how do i microwave pizza?
hellllpppp mee
hey any one where can i find a good microwave?
please tell me how im new
fuck u guys.
how do i microwave pizza?
retard.
gma100
Date: December 16, 2002 @ 3:36 PM
how do you download songs from dmusic?
gma100
Date: December 16, 2002 @ 3:37 PM
how do i download music from dmusic
Expose
Date: December 16, 2002 @ 3:38 PM
Come on; the joke's over now, you can stop being stupid.
Or are you REALLY that stupid?
azhazhellfire
Date: December 16, 2002 @ 4:25 PM
this is obviously a joke, people can't be this stupid all at once. plus why would all the stupid people post in one thread? they would be spread out all over the site.
Expose
Date: December 16, 2002 @ 4:27 PM
Classical weaponzero
Subject: Re: download music
Date: February 24, 2002 @ 11:29 AM
i hope nobody actually thinks this is real.. :\"" id="28368">They probably broke the computer the first day they used it.
This IS a joke;
"
Classical weaponzero
Subject: Re: download music
Date: February 24, 2002 @ 11:29 AM
i hope nobody actually thinks this is real.. :\"
sinai
Date: January 27, 2003 @ 10:28 AM
yup...thatz me...bringing this thread back from tha dead for no reason
SaOnAnG612
Date: January 27, 2003 @ 12:32 PM
wen i download muzik how come it says download to "temporary folder" cant i juss set a folder that i want it to go?
milladrive
Date: January 27, 2003 @ 12:39 PM
That's for you and your computer to decide. I believe it's merely asking where ya wanna save it to.
flamingpyro
Date: April 26, 2003 @ 11:17 PM
w0h00000 i have revived the FUNNIEST thread in the world (and stupidist) cool!
ok, im done now
Expose
Date: April 27, 2003 @ 2:49 PM
pyr0, I vow you will never have a normal
shoutbox again because of this
flamingpyro
Date: April 28, 2003 @ 7:07 PM
and so, just to piss thasp off, this thread will never die
don't hurt me to bad thasp!!
jmweirick
Date: April 28, 2003 @ 9:03 PM
hey i'll help pyro out on this one and take some of the blow.
flamingpyro
cheeky487
Date: April 28, 2003 @ 9:57 PM
da,da,da,da,da,da,da,download. didn't
madonna make up that word?
goldbarz
Date: May 23, 2003 @ 1:43 AM
man these people arent stupid fuckin dmusic isnt working for downloads for some people SOMEONE FIX THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK THIS SUCKS
Cryxan
Date: May 23, 2003 @ 4:29 AM