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i can't comunicate with my mp3 player

kenman34	Date: January 26, 2002 @ 1:34 PM i have it hooked up and i turn it on and it doesn't work. please email me at kenman34@adelphia.net
Fozzie	Date: January 26, 2002 @ 1:59 PM try talking louder to it.
Yianaki	Date: January 27, 2002 @ 2:23 AM I wasn't able to communicate with my Mp3 player either. But with some counseling and a lot of understanding we were able to salvage our relationship. Maybe you shouldn’t just “Hook Up” with your player. Maybe you should take it out for a walk and then plug it back in (a different port). Maybe that can salvage your relationship. With a lot of understanding and a little love you guys can make it through.
Frawgster	Date: January 28, 2002 @ 11:41 AM are you sure you're turning it on properly? try rubbing up up against it...that usually works. and definitely take yianaki's advice...try plugging it into a different 'port'
Fozzie	Date: January 28, 2002 @ 1:05 PM haha.
Yianaki	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 3:24 AM Omigod Frawgster I never thought it could get any better with me and my Mp3 player until I read your advice. Now Thursdays are sensual oils day for me and my mp3! Thanks
SoulflyeronFire	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 6:52 AM plug it in dude
TheWitchingHour	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 9:30 AM I see the problem you have it turned on...it's waiting for your next move and it is shy. Next time try looking into it's viewscreen and stare at it a while so that it can understand you are not going to be selfish and inconsiderate to it and replace it when the next hot new thing shows up.
Frawgster	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 10:04 AM Oh, and make sure you like, protect yourself before you decide to 'plugging its port' cause you really never know whose hands have tainted the player.
Fozzie	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 12:53 PM i took a bath with my mp3 player and i remember it was singing the new britney spears song to me. i made a comment that britney arouses me and my mp3 player got jealous and it has refused to get turned on ever since.
TheRidge	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 5:11 PM If you have a relationship with your MP3 player is listening to MP3's on your computer classed as "cheating"?
mtbatol	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 9:37 PM I treated my precious mp3 player not too good. It stores 5 gigs of music for me and all i do is yell at her. One time i raised my hands on her and she screamed at me saying "OOH GAWD PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN!". I feel very bad about incidents about this and I hope she doesn't leave me for another user. I wonder if she's pregnate and not telling me
Yianaki	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 9:54 PM Yes kenman34 I might not have been clear when I said plug it in a different port. I made the mistake of trying to plug it into my input/output port. But that only made things messy and it's connector started to smell funny. You should really only insert your mp3 player into your input port. Me and Sandy hope you have a wonderful Mp3 experience. I can tell it's your first time, and those are always the most special.
Fozzie	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 10:04 PM no one is ever gonna ask for help here again.
Fozzie	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 10:04 PM a lot of that is my fault though.
TheRidge	Date: January 29, 2002 @ 10:08 PM all you did was make people choose their words more carefully...
Yianaki	Date: February 1, 2002 @ 12:47 AM Dude I think this is the funniest thing I ever saw. I mean come on. If the person can't laugh at this then he deserves no friends. Anyway he should have been a whole hellava lot more descriptive. Who could've helped him with what he wrote. Anyways any sane person would have just reposted the request WITH MORE INFO.
mtbatol	Date: February 1, 2002 @ 12:16 PM I asked my mommy what you guys meant by plugging it in the back port & plugging it in the 69 position and she told me to not come in here anymore
TheRidge	Date: February 1, 2002 @ 4:32 PM good... then you'll stop trying to hog 100th post?
mtbatol	Date: February 1, 2002 @ 10:59 PM grrrrrrr.... number 200 will be mine mark my words!
Junkman	Date: February 3, 2002 @ 1:14 AM That sucks
Eazy-Motherf...	Date: February 3, 2002 @ 3:29 PM Wassup bitches, Eazy-Motherfuckin-E up in this bi-yatch. What the fuck is up with your mp3 player. It ain't hookin up with you cuz u ain't smooth, fool. As for me I tame those ho ass bitches, and I call them a bitch at the end. As soon as their batteries die I'm out the door. I never stay with one mp3 player, cuz I'm the player, fool.
Junkman	Date: February 4, 2002 @ 12:21 PM I dont think he knows how to handle it. You need a gentle hand. To be able to use it properly. Make sure it is in its full Upright posistion at all times. Make sure everything has been incerted properly with much easy, you might need to try this serveral times, repetively, if it conplains or yells just push harder. You might need to get some protection for it. Like a serge protector you dont wont a big jolt to come to the MP3 player all at once. Just use proper care and i belive you will get a response.
mtbatol	Date: February 5, 2002 @ 1:07 AM ehh.... I feel bad, i tried inserting the plug in the player's front port from the back and it kept on telling me that my plug was too big. It won't even call me anymore. Was I too rough with it??
TheWitchingHour	Date: February 5, 2002 @ 10:28 AM Perhaps roll it over and check out the various ports to make sure you have inserted in the proper hole for instance it is a bad idea to try to insert the plug in the hearing hole. If so perhaps you might want to try looking into the port to make sure there is no obstruction, if you find one please insert whatever you have that will fit into the port and try to wiggle it with your finger if the player responds well to this you are doing fine.
milladrive	Date: February 5, 2002 @ 12:34 PM everyone's forgettin' one important thing: ...tenderness. It needs to be caressed gently. Try rubbin' its knobs between thumb and forefinger.
maysa	Date: February 5, 2002 @ 4:13 PM my mp3 player doesnt werk with windows xp, its a sm-160v version 2.70A mp3 player, i need an update for the software that makes it compatible with XP.
Junkman	Date: February 7, 2002 @ 11:33 AM HaHAHA This is hallarrriousss
Frawgster	Date: February 7, 2002 @ 12:24 PM hey simon, send it over to me too. ill send you $ to overnight it to me. i too, seem to be having problems 'communicating' with my mp3 player.
mtbatol	Date: February 8, 2002 @ 9:56 PM mmmmm... hey maysa... lemme see your mp3 player gurl
mtbatol	Date: February 8, 2002 @ 9:59 PM plays romantic music.. i luv mp3 players... to all of the mp3 players out there.. i'm a scorpio.. please lets talk and communicate
Fozzie	Date: February 28, 2002 @ 12:57 PM heh
draugluin	Date: February 28, 2002 @ 2:09 PM -blinks- shouldn' have tried to play boy bands on it..it wouldn't have gone gay and it would talk to you then, but you had to make a straight thing queer....o_O no offense to thee gays of course.
johnmichaelb...	Date: February 28, 2002 @ 5:54 PM uh. . . wang? :-\
johnmichaelb...	Date: February 28, 2002 @ 5:56 PM i communicated with mine. . . it told me to f*ck off. i was sad.
mtbatol	Date: February 28, 2002 @ 11:00 PM sigh well john, i too ran into similar experiences... you just have to learn to get your player in the right mood for some back port plugging. play some marvin gaye and maxwell songs on it and it'll be smooove communication with your player aaaaaaaaaaaaaall night long
TheWitchingHour	Date: March 4, 2002 @ 9:47 PM If all else fails massage the battery terminals to make it more receptive.
pog	Date: March 13, 2002 @ 8:48 PM Maybe it just isn't your type. The fact that you hooked it up with another seems to be the problem right there ! Your mp3 player is a slut... trade her in !
draugluin	Date: March 13, 2002 @ 8:53 PM sluts are good for the economy...oO

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