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simoncowells...	Date: August 15, 2002 @ 11:24 PM Dont cha all feel like this is your online family
backmann	Date: August 15, 2002 @ 11:46 PM yes, daddy
silverwolf121	Date: August 16, 2002 @ 12:47 AM Yes, master.
Cryxan	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 7:46 PM We don't argue enough to be a family
ChillinBuzz	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 7:56 PM yes we do. (there's one )
Cryxan	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 8:12 PM lol
ChillinBuzz	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 8:18 PM are you laughing at me, little gurl? grrrr... go to bed without any supper!
Cryxan	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 8:56 PM Grrrrrrrrrr STFU!!!
Cryxan	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 8:56 PM Okay NOW it feels more like family.
simoncowells...	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 9:45 PM you can all go to bed with out your dinner now
silverwolf121	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 10:46 PM No! I refuse to go without dinner, ground me if you must !
simoncowells...	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 10:47 PM ok are you ready for your beating! he he he
pog	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 10:55 PM did someone say beating ? lol
pog	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 10:57 PM Sorry, I only let chicks beat me
Cryxan	Date: August 20, 2002 @ 11:50 PM Careful what you wish for. Us DM gals have a way of ganging up...
simoncowells...	Date: August 21, 2002 @ 12:00 AM oh Im trembling help me help me
creativetim	Date: August 21, 2002 @ 12:14 AM Yeah, you get Cryxan and Lindz together and we're all in for it!
Cryxan	Date: August 21, 2002 @ 12:26 AM MWUHAHAHA!! Heh, Tim, you should know!
mtbatol	Date: August 21, 2002 @ 12:56 AM Since we're all family who wanna loan their precious batty 150 bucks??
RyanS	Date: August 21, 2002 @ 2:39 AM lol
creativetim	Date: August 21, 2002 @ 3:22 AM I'll ask mom for you since I'm her favorite. Cryxan ...
RyanS	Date: August 21, 2002 @ 5:22 AM I really hate to see where I fit in into this family.. maybe adopted or something
Svensta	Date: August 21, 2002 @ 8:36 AM I just spent about a day or so pulling Dee's hair in the poll forum, does that count Now, Dee, you know I still love you, you opinionated ass No family roadtrip vacations though kay? I don't want CDC to flip out every time we pass by an Awia billboard.
nintendomaster	Date: August 23, 2002 @ 4:31 PM if we r like a family, then i should receive allowances
nintendomaster	Date: August 23, 2002 @ 4:32 PM ...and monopoly money doesn't count!!!!
ChillinBuzz	Date: August 23, 2002 @ 4:34 PM damn. I had $500,000 here for you as well!
Psyence131	Date: August 26, 2002 @ 8:53 AM not really, but i´m all for positivity so i love y´all!
simoncowells...	Date: August 26, 2002 @ 10:06 AM who took my ac/dc shirt? theres gonna be hell to pay
Fiji	Date: August 26, 2002 @ 10:57 PM i wore it twice and lent it out to a friend...bitch.
simoncowells...	Date: August 26, 2002 @ 10:58 PM come here you little fucker
Zahal	Date: August 27, 2002 @ 12:53 AM i come home all you all are fighting i don't know why i bother..... when i get my new keyboard i will place a decnt smily here but untill then a nice sarcastic smily will do at the end of the sentence.
nintendomaster	Date: August 27, 2002 @ 2:44 AM
nintendomaster	Date: August 27, 2002 @ 2:45 AM im wearing a shirt that states, "Women are like video games, you can't get never get tired of playing them!"
johncastellain	Date: August 27, 2002 @ 1:25 PM Women play us!...don't they?
nintendomaster	Date: September 5, 2002 @ 3:45 PM lol
ChillinBuzz	Date: September 5, 2002 @ 4:16 PM Where's the barbeque? I'm starving Dad!
NeoFlash	Date: September 5, 2002 @ 4:28 PM I need to get a foster home, jk jk. It is, which scares me...
Cryxan	Date: September 5, 2002 @ 4:30 PM Mmmmm BBQ sound just perfect right now!
NeoFlash	Date: September 5, 2002 @ 4:31 PM Quit it, you're scaring me!
thumbtack	Date: September 5, 2002 @ 4:55 PM But, they understand us. Well maybe not You." id="17579">Favorite LIne from a movie: "I don't understand women" But, they understand us. Well maybe not You.
Cryxan	Date: September 5, 2002 @ 4:58 PM
Svensta	Date: September 6, 2002 @ 8:49 AM What's to understand about women? Just whack yourself in the head with a brick a few times and just go with the flow, is my advice. It hurts less
mcarp555	Date: September 6, 2002 @ 10:23 AM You know the saying: "Women have periods, Men have Women".
NeoFlash	Date: September 6, 2002 @ 3:19 PM I understand almost everything a girl thinks and why, if only I could get one, being a freshman ROYALLY SUX! I know how to make their, uh "end of da month" into a time where instead of bashing the crap outta me they can say how much they appreciate having me, it's sad really what a little conning in a vunerable time will do.
Defbyvolume	Date: September 6, 2002 @ 4:16 PM The more you know what a woman thinks the more she pushes you out dude...My advice is act dumb and let them think they're smarter and in Control!(Even if they are!)
NeoFlash	Date: September 6, 2002 @ 4:52 PM I merely con my way around them, and get what I want outta them.
nintendomaster	Date: September 6, 2002 @ 5:44 PM dude, everytime the daughter's pernets r here, i ended up hiding in the closet until they're gone
mtbatol	Date: September 6, 2002 @ 11:00 PM Hmmmmmmmm.... Figuring out women makes my head hurt... the honest ones.. the shallow ones... the gold diggers... hmmmmm... **steals a caddy to attract as many shallow groopies as possible before gettin caught
ChillinBuzz	Date: September 7, 2002 @ 6:21 PM Maurice! behave yourself ya tart
pog	Date: September 8, 2002 @ 12:54 AM Can we go back to the women beating me part ?
NeoFlash	Date: September 8, 2002 @ 2:52 AM ************ Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. ********* What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. *********** What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" ********** What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck. ********** Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. *********** Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA. ********** What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. *********** Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. " id="17804">This is something I got in an email a few days ago, I added to it a bit, it has some women stuff, so enjoy! -----What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity. *********** What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. *********** What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. *********** How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. *********** Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. ********** What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. *********** What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ********** What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. ********** Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. ********** A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. ********** Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mom. ********** What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? Say, "Nice Dick." ********** Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. ********* What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. *********** What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" ********** What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck. ********** Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. *********** Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA. ********** What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. ************* Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
lindzkitten	Date: September 8, 2002 @ 2:23 PM wow that was long.. i guess ill let you get back to your good ol fashioned woman-bashing.. ya shits!
mtbatol	Date: September 8, 2002 @ 2:57 PM gaaaaaaaaaaasp!!! **covers lindzy's eyes from the tetesterone talk that's polluting this thread.... and it's not woman bashing!!! It's ummm... uhhh... errrr.... it's ummm... it's constructive criticism (spelling?)
NeoFlash	Date: September 8, 2002 @ 5:21 PM It's something I got in am email, and when I noted it to you lindz you said it was funny, and in a forum it's woman bashing??? I would feel bad if IT WASN'T ALL TRUE! Speech impediment, LMAO!
nintendomaster	Date: September 8, 2002 @ 9:31 PM lol, what the hell was all that
NeoFlash	Date: September 8, 2002 @ 10:54 PM A few women jokes with some other shit mixed in, read it, it's funny as hell
NeoFlash	Date: September 8, 2002 @ 10:55 PM None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch." is priceless...." id="17859">You gotta admit, "How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch." is priceless....
nintendomaster	Date: September 9, 2002 @ 8:18 PM i know some blonde jokes, bu since we lovely ladies (in the little family forum, they r not sister ) in here, i rather not say
mtbatol	Date: September 9, 2002 @ 8:27 PM I knew of a few Amish jokes but I don't wanna offend anybody in here... hmmmmmm...
nintendomaster	Date: September 9, 2002 @ 8:45 PM lol
lindzkitten	Date: September 9, 2002 @ 9:43 PM i promise i know more blonde jokes than anyone in here.. though i do have a few brunette jokes up my sleeve
NeoFlash	Date: September 9, 2002 @ 10:06 PM I do women in general jokes.
Jennae	Date: September 28, 2002 @ 9:54 PM How many men does it take to change a light bulb? none. It's a man's job!
Jennae	Date: September 28, 2002 @ 9:56 PM How do you punish a man for not changing the light bulb like a good little boy? Hide his lotion or delete his favorites! lol
NeoFlash	Date: September 28, 2002 @ 10:49 PM The second one didn't make sense. Well, there are uncaring ignorant men and bitchy women. I'm a caring and not ignorant so I'll insult the bitches all I want! - Lou
Jennae	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 6:23 PM a-damn!!
nintendomaster	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 6:57 PM lol @ my family
simoncowells...	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 7:35 PM ok that was alittle over bourd neo but I have heard worse I guess
azhazhellfire	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 8:33 PM CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP, IM TRYING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. THIS IS IMPORTANT, IM ORGANISING AN INTERVIEW FOR A NEW JOB!!!! DO YOU LOT WANT TO EAT??!?!?!? meep
simoncowells...	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 8:35 PM and who made you dad
NeoFlash	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 8:46 PM goes and tells neighbors to go fcuk themselves the music is not too loud! Well gup you bein the dad have to give the kids allowances, and me being 13, gimme $90!
azhazhellfire	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 8:50 PM oops, should have read the whole thread first sorry gup. ok heres the new me. FUK YOU BITCH, I'LL DO MY HOMEWORK WHENEVER THE HELL I WANT!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOUR NOT PAYING ANY MORE FOR ME BEING ON THE INTENET SO STOP BEING SO FUCKING ANNOYING, YOU DONT HAVE ANY GOOD FUCKING REASON TO PUSH MY OFF THE FUC........well you get the idea. meep
azhazhellfire	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 8:52 PM i have to be a phsyco (is that spelt right?), it just doesnt feel right if im not. meep
azhazhellfire	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 8:54 PM AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO TAKE MY FUCKING ALLOWANCE OFF ME!!!! meep
NeoFlash	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 8:57 PM Hey gup, is this the early version of the new cd? *runs out with laptop and puts on kazaa and sells copies of it and hoards $$$8
NeoFlash	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 8:59 PM What should I call ya gup, pops, old man, heh heh
Jennae	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 9:13 PM lol" id="21408">at least i know what to say when someone asks me"who's your daddy?" lol
NeoFlash	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 9:25 PM I'm in hs, when peeps do that, I just look at them for like 5 secs if they are not huge, than knock him out. - Lou
simoncowells...	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 10:06 PM you can call old man cause I am old and I feel old. Im all fucked up. neo you little bitch stop trying to find my CD. well for real the only way your gonna get it is to hack my puter so bite me he he he
NeoFlash	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 10:27 PM Well after hearing clash of the gupppys I want that cd, that song ruled, even if I have to, dare I say it, pay for it... ah, you're worth it gup. As for hacking you, well, time to start the coding then jk jk...
NeoFlash	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 10:28 PM and aint you like 30 or somethin? My dad is 53 this year, and I'm 13! Now THATS old! Now where's that allowance...
Jennae	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 11:43 PM I was just wondering.... Is there any girls in this family? Where are they hiding? I personally am getting very tired of waking up in the middle of the night and falling into the damn toilet! Put the seat down fellas would you?
boycott	Date: September 29, 2002 @ 11:51 PM Just so ya put it up when your done Ok Jennae? I'll put it down for you you put it up for me
simoncowells...	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 12:29 AM lol and who pea'd all over the floor and the wall this morning. I am not cleaning that up!DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME. LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU
azhazhellfire	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 12:38 AM cudda sworn that was mums line. meep
icisnizz	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 1:59 AM There's a washroom here...dammm...I've been pissing behind the charts all this time. Do I ever feel stupid.
nintendomaster	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 2:09 AM Too much family drama
losthadon	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 2:45 AM One big muh-phuckin family...
azhazhellfire	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 2:52 AM let us all be silent...........feel the power of the earth in your bones, let it fill your whole body, mind, and s......... JOHN YOU ARSEHOLE!!!!! I JUST HAD THAT WINDOW CLEANED!!!!!!!!!! meep
azhazhellfire	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 2:54 AM damn that was a stupid post. i was listening to a very mad trance and it reflected in my behaviour. meep
losthadon	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 2:58 AM now children, can we please just all get alo........FUCKIN DISHWASHER!!!
losthadon	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 2:58 AM oops, I meant to say FREGGIN...no wait...DAMN, DARN...SUGAR? this is a family...
nintendomaster	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 3:38 AM its Los's turn to do the dishes, im gonna...go to....my...room...doin homework
icisnizz	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 4:13 AM It all depends on what time of day it is but I've found that trance can make me very stupid...boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom...
azhazhellfire	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 4:50 AM i know what ya mean, its night now, and im listening to the same track but i feel way more filled with energy by the track than i did when it was day. however, it's not making me do wierd things anymore. meep
pog	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 9:18 AM There... I fixed the dishwasher
milladrive	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 12:26 PM Hey Jennae, it could be worse ya know. Just be happy we put the seat up at all. heh
Cryxan	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 1:40 PM I found the perfect compromise: both parties put the seat cover down after use. Not only does is eliminate one person's reason to bitch about having to perform an extra task, but it keeps the cat from drinking the water.
CowgirlBebop	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 3:43 PM lol @ cryxan.
milladrive	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 4:13 PM Why would I wanna keep the cat from drinkin' the water? If it's good enuff for Japanese prisoners, it's good enuff for my cats.
milladrive	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 4:15 PM Besides, that'd mean wakin' up in the middle of the night and peein' on a seat cover.
Cryxan	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 4:19 PM Oy.
simoncowells...	Date: September 30, 2002 @ 5:19 PM and it also make great perfume latoileta perfume

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