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jmweirick	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 9:54 PM A chicken named bob...
Expose	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 9:57 PM ... DIED!
JaggedAlibi	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:00 PM and was reborn
ashleighj	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:04 PM as a muppet
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:10 PM named gonzo
Expose	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:11 PM :muppet: Who, then, DIED!
ashleighj	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:14 PM upon bob/gonzo's rebirth as yet another chicken, he gathered a large quantity of chickenpox and threw it on expose's face until expose had so many chickenpox that he DIED!! so the chicken's name was bob a.k.a. gonzo...
thumbtack	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:14 PM Was chopped up and made into mcnuggets.
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:17 PM gonzo or expose....
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:18 PM ronnie ate the mcnuggets with some bbq sauce...mmmmmm
Expose	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:18 PM harereactor: (expose) Who, then, DIED! Wait a sec that hurt.
jmweirick	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:24 PM then bob (a.k.a. mcnuggets) was crapped out and reborn...
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:25 PM and called it Adam and it was good...
JaggedAlibi	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:27 PM and then he died
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:27 PM and baptized him in the name of the Porcelan Godd
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:28 PM uh?
JaggedAlibi	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:28 PM and people thought it was weird to see someone dead be baptized, so the priest.......
ashleighj	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:32 PM ..gave up on this thread and placed a curse on those who senselessly kill chickens.
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:39 PM its part of my religion...and we only killed a chicken once maybe twice ..but the last time it was just my shit that got killed ... so the priest said some enchanting words and brought the piece of shit back from the dead.. the people wondered what the hell he said
jmweirick	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:39 PM and the bob formed a group to stop the senseless killing of chickens...
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:42 PM so SKOC was born
jmweirick	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:46 PM and rallied millions of people to stop the killing of chickens
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:52 PM but Mcdonalds wouldnt have this so they started a lobbying group McNuggets for Tots in hopes of swaying people inot think they was killing chickens for kids
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:53 PM and not killing kids with chickens
JaggedAlibi	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 10:53 PM so they started the million chicken march
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 11:09 PM and mother cluckers came from everywhere
thumbtack	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 11:20 PM until the police decided to make an eggsample of them.
JaggedAlibi	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 11:21 PM RIMSHOT
ronnie71	Date: May 26, 2003 @ 11:29 PM yeah thats it we beat them up like shake and bake ...with marching sticks ...feel the pain
johnnygnote	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 12:27 AM Then, the Chicken Crossed the road. Why?
JaggedAlibi	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 12:28 AM to get to the dark meat
johnnygnote	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 12:50 AM and make a stand for chicken diversity.
azhazhellfire	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 5:09 AM :drumstick:
azhazhellfire	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 5:10 AM :chickendrumstick:
azhazhellfire	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 5:11 AM /az checks the emoticon page
azhazhellfire	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 5:14 AM /az discovers that he infact can't be arsed to check the emoticon page since fiji will simply come along and post the true :chickenleg: emoticon as soon as i get there.
azhazhellfire	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 5:15 AM any minute now....
Cryxan	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 5:32 AM =p
TranceAction	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 5:49 AM You guys are sick
Veracohr	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 6:33 AM Bob the was a merry soul. He was a good , a God-fearing , but he had one problem that plagued his otherwise idillyic life. Bob the had hemorrhoids. Being a modest , Bob felt uncomfortable going to the regular doctor about his hemorrhoids, so he sought all manner of remedies. He visited folk who gave him folk remedies, old wives who gave him old wives' tales remedies, witch doctors who gave him spooky remedies, and unsympathetic friends who told him to 'Shut The Fuck Up' and stop telling them about this 'Sick Shit'. One day Bob was walking along Seventh Avenue, trying hard not to scratch at his malady in public, when he came upon the most amazing site he had ever seen. Upon a storm drain in the middle of the sidwalk was a spherical object whose color varied as Bob gazed upon it. Bob, being a smart , knew that this was not a common occurance. As he watched, the spherical object, which by this time Bob had named 'Aunt Jemima', flew into the air and did an intricate dance about Bob's head. Bob's eyes followed it every which way, amazed at such a sight! As Bob the watched, the spherical object flew high into the air, so high in fact, that Bob the could no longer see it. Bob stayed where he was, peering into the sky, in the hopes that the spherical object would come back. Long minutes he waited, and his waiting was rewarded! The spherical object came back into view, tiny at first, then larger As Bob the stared, the spherical object came hurtling through the stratosphere and SMASHED into Bob the 's head. Alas, Bob the was no more. The spherical object rebounded from the impact, and settled gracefully upon the storm drain upon which it had originated, and waited. A short while later, along came a named Ronald...
jmweirick	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 10:00 AM but bob's ghost warned ronald about the spherical object...
creativetim	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 10:42 AM Jimmy's Chick Shack
rapidhopeloss	Date: May 27, 2003 @ 11:08 AM you must not touch the spherical
johnnygnote	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 12:52 AM Because the spherical is actually an interstellar craft from a planet of chicken eating aliens.
thumbtack	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 3:51 AM Nannu Nannu
Jennae	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 8:21 AM never go to pluto... it's a mickey m ouse planet :mork: (robin williams is my favorite ) Ronald expressed his to the about taking his poor BOb away..... Which at that time :mork: the from Ork... Told his son Merth..:johnathanwhithers: stop eaching aaaaaall the ... eat instead!! was then soon and left as soon as he could to a land where no man has ever gone before..... The twighlight zone... do do do do.....do do do do
Psipher	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 11:46 AM I used to be a chicken in a previous life! buck buck buckaaaaah!
Psipher	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 11:48 AM buck buck, moo, baaah, moo, neeeh, quack, mooo, baaah, buckaaah, moo, quack, oink oink, moo, baaah............. soon the animals realised that the language barrier could prove to be a problem!
Frawgster	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 11:55 AM One more week passes, and my grandpa decided that he had had enough. It's Sunday morning, and as was expected, the rooster started to crow at 4:30 a.m. My grandpa woke up and calmly went outside. He saw the rooster perched atop a fence post, facing away from him, crowing away. He slowly snuck up behind the rooster and snatched it by its neck. The rooster, flailing around, clammoring in fear, began to crow louder. My grandpa calmly raised the rooster over his head and began to swing it around. And around. And around. He swung it around by its neck till he ripped the rooster's head clear off. That same afternoon, my grandpa invited my family and I over for dinner. The first thing we noticed was that my cousin's rooster was nowhere to be found. It wasn't walking around. It wasn't perched on a fence post. It was missing. When we walked in to my grandpa's house, it hit us. The smell of fresh chicken soup boiling away. In living room sat my cousin, sobbing about the loss of her pet. True story. :nod:" id="47437">So this one time my cousin had this rooster. True story. My cousin lives with her parents, who live next door to my grandpa. For 2 weeks, this rooster does his little cock-a-doodle-doo routine at 4:30 a.m. sharp. My cousin and her parents think "Oh, such a cute crow. That crazy rooster." My grandpa, on the other hand, thinks "That fucking bird is gonna die." One more week passes, and my grandpa decided that he had had enough. It's Sunday morning, and as was expected, the rooster started to crow at 4:30 a.m. My grandpa woke up and calmly went outside. He saw the rooster perched atop a fence post, facing away from him, crowing away. He slowly snuck up behind the rooster and snatched it by its neck. The rooster, flailing around, clammoring in fear, began to crow louder. My grandpa calmly raised the rooster over his head and began to swing it around. And around. And around. He swung it around by its neck till he ripped the rooster's head clear off. That same afternoon, my grandpa invited my family and I over for dinner. The first thing we noticed was that my cousin's rooster was nowhere to be found. It wasn't walking around. It wasn't perched on a fence post. It was missing. When we walked in to my grandpa's house, it hit us. The smell of fresh chicken soup boiling away. In living room sat my cousin, sobbing about the loss of her pet. True story.
VampireMoon1369	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 12:39 PM I hear McDonalds joined the RIAA and is getting the chickens to sign contracts:bluemeanie:" id="47442">Never name ya'll food befor' ya eats it ( my wife never did eat her "pet" cow ) I hear McDonalds joined the RIAA and is getting the chickens to sign contracts
jmweirick	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 4:05 PM chicken rap
rapidhopeloss	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 4:21 PM
victorsskull	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 4:53 PM and then the owners of mcdonalds remembered that they didnt use chicken in there chicken mcnuggets anyways so they gave up and went home
Veracohr	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 5:25 PM
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 7:45 PM then Vic jumped in the family car and ran over all the McDonalds executives and they were scraped up and used to feed starving chickens from third world countries, and then aliens decided chickens were too funny to leave alone so they did genetic experiments... ... and made
victorsskull	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 10:16 PM now chickens rule the world and mcdonalds sells mchumans with a side order of fries
ronnie71	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 11:40 PM pass the ketchup...
ronnie71	Date: May 28, 2003 @ 11:48 PM did bob the chicken have hemorrhoids or colon polyps... if bob only new he could come to DMusic and clicked on the banner, it could of saved his life.. poor bob
victorsskull	Date: May 29, 2003 @ 12:05 AM
azhazhellfire	Date: May 29, 2003 @ 3:50 AM ya know, where i come from, you'd get beaten up for havin conversation like this.
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 29, 2003 @ 7:40 AM lucky for me you dont have 12000 mile long arms then! Then chickens took to the streets protesting about there being too many humans in their diet and started going to keep fit classes, and then suddenly, without warning, a chicken laid a golden egg....
jmweirick	Date: May 29, 2003 @ 9:35 AM that was adorned by all of the chickens...
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 29, 2003 @ 10:17 AM ......." id="47549">until the CIAA (Chickens In An Accident) came along and slapped a "golden egg" law stating everyone had to pay all their wages over to them for the next 85 years (Chicken Copyright Act) .......
rapidhopeloss	Date: May 29, 2003 @ 11:59 AM is this gonna be the next Our Little Family thread
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 29, 2003 @ 12:11 PM Cluck off!
jmweirick	Date: May 29, 2003 @ 8:28 PM then the chicken that laid the golden egg started the gnuchicken (or for you edonkey fans, echicken) network to share the golden egg so the CIAA could not find who to ask for money from...
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 29, 2003 @ 8:56 PM ..." id="47602">Then someone mentioned the "chicken and egg" theory and the resulting argument turned chicken upon chicken, resulting in mass bloodshed and the inevitable reclaimation of power by humans, and McDonalds went back to chicken, and left all nasty bits in it, and got sued so heavily that the chickens escaped and mutated in the wild, creating superchickens who wanted one thing back - the sacred golden egg ...
victorsskull	Date: May 29, 2003 @ 11:41 PM hail all to the mighty golden mother clucker or thall shall feel the rath of my mighty chicken leg
ronnie71	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 12:23 AM hell yeah @vic
VampireMoon1369	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 7:44 AM Chicken.mp3 ?" id="47640">anyone know where I can download Nine Inch Beaks - I Wanna Cluck You Like A Chicken.mp3 ?
johnnygnote	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 2:08 PM So what happened to the chicken It Seems that the society of Mother Cluckers came and made it illegal to arm chickens with out bears. Or is that Bare chickens with out arms
Veracohr	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 5:41 PM The Almighty Hordes have decided to stand up to the tyranny of their distant cousins. All shall die.
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:22 PM sounds like the makings of a major food fight, except someone forgot to cook the food first the forces took on the almighty chicken army, across a valley deep and wide. both sides ran screaming down each side. As they approached each other at speed, drooling rabidly and shouting insane curses....
Veracohr	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:27 PM We're pissed off, and we're not gonna take this shit anymore!
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:33 PM and they collided into a sea of flailing legs and fins, fighting tooth and nail when suddenly....
jmweirick	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:35 PM they colided in the middle and a big battle formed, and the penguins fought valiently and killed the mighty chicken army...
victorsskull	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:36 PM you must become the chicken danial son cluck oof cluck on cluck off cluck on and after your done with that fluff my pillows bitch lol
Veracohr	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:37 PM A passing intersteller ship unloaded their waste tank, which happened to land directly on the bloody, roiling mass of birds. All the mutated from the alien waste into 10-foot tall and all the mutated into granite formations that looked mysteriously like toilets.
Veracohr	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:38 PM Damn, jmweirick and victorsskull got to it while I was writing that.
jmweirick	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:39 PM oops, i didn't see yours before i posted.
victorsskull	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:40 PM woops sorry man
jmweirick	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:46 PM and the frogs and toilets faught each other...
victorsskull	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 6:53 PM but the toilets faught hard and flushed the frogs out
jmweirick	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 7:01 PM then the world was over run by granite toilets...
jmweirick	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 7:21 PM http://www.chickenjoke.com funny chicken antedotes." id="47740">http://www.chickenjoke.com funny chicken antedotes.
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 30, 2003 @ 7:40 PM someone forgot the
jmweirick	Date: May 31, 2003 @ 5:27 PM the s started an underground granite toilet resistence movement which believes in the rights of all animals wether toilet frogs or emus...
ChillinBuzz	Date: May 31, 2003 @ 8:59 PM since when was a granite toilet an animal? and they say us adults are weird?
victorsskull	Date: May 31, 2003 @ 11:18 PM
sinai	Date: June 1, 2003 @ 7:45 AM and then Armageddon began and none of this seemed to matter anymore...
victorsskull	Date: June 1, 2003 @ 11:28 AM the toilets are sure to loose this battle cause the are all full of shit lol
sinai	Date: June 1, 2003 @ 3:20 PM and they both became delicasies in their respective parts of the world" id="47934">and then the cloudz parted and god spoke and he said: "and let thyne frogs taste of chicken" and they both became delicasies in their respective parts of the world
rapidhopeloss	Date: June 1, 2003 @ 4:10 PM
guest	Date: February 10, 2009 @ 11:19 AM had they only knew what the term chicken would hold in dmusis future jmweirick the father of the neverending chicken saga.
guest	Date: February 10, 2009 @ 11:21 AM dmusis?
moam	Date: February 10, 2009 @ 11:22 AM On 10th Feb 2009, guest said: dmusis Fail
moam	Date: February 10, 2009 @ 11:23 AM Oh and this topic is hawt...
ChillinBuzz	Date: February 10, 2009 @ 11:23 AM Don't worry, one of our glorious rulers will be along soon to make sure the law is being observed.
guest	Date: February 10, 2009 @ 11:23 AM sh#t
ChillinBuzz	Date: February 10, 2009 @ 12:03 PM shot?
guest	Date: February 10, 2009 @ 12:05 PM shat* past tense
GeneHilbert	Date: February 10, 2009 @ 12:35 PM Chicken shat.....

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