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Farm Animals: Are they Musicians?

imemine	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 10:51 PM ....or are they ipods?
leplume	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 10:52 PM for some people, they are soul mates.
BOWILLIE	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 10:55 PM ..come to daddy.
shadowself	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 11:05 PM http://www.clickpix.de/horses.htm
imemine	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 11:05 PM
Snoogans775	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 12:25 AM ahhhh, It couldn't have been proven better.
evansorchid	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 7:28 AM Nothing like the sound of listening to a pig squeal Music to my ears.
shadowself	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 6:45 PM Come on piggy, give me a ride...Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar....I bet you can squeal like a pig.
BOWILLIE	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 8:35 PM
TameasDust	Date: October 7, 2005 @ 7:46 AM only robin williams knows for sure
Intergalacti...	Date: October 7, 2005 @ 2:07 PM EAT MY HORSE
GeneHilbert	Date: October 7, 2005 @ 2:28 PM It all depends on whether or not they are stump broke
TameasDust	Date: December 1, 2005 @ 7:02 AM
hueseph	Date: December 2, 2005 @ 9:28 PM And now for something completely different........
K3VIN	Date: December 2, 2005 @ 11:09 PM lol..
evansorchid	Date: December 2, 2005 @ 11:40 PM Mary had a little lamb... little lamb... little.... Am I in the right forum?
TameasDust	Date: December 5, 2005 @ 3:44 AM yup over behind the barn .... follow the light and the baaaaaa's
sinai	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 3:21 AM you people fucking scare me
MindSculpture	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 7:52 AM I know a guy who can get a good tune out of a fish...he's a BASS player
GeneHilbert	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 11:37 AM Swinette - Horse hair strung across a pigs ass and played with your teeth......
PrincessTast...	Date: December 8, 2005 @ 1:59 PM Ever see on MST3K, back when they still did the invention exchange, Joel and the Bots had something called the "porkerina", for mimicing the incidental "pig" music from like green acres & such.
imemine	Date: December 9, 2005 @ 3:41 PM Wilbur would be very disappointed in this thread Charlotte! Scene 4 Charlotte: I shall begin by calling the roll. Wilbur? Wilbur: Here! Charlotte: Gander? Gander: Here, here, here! Charlotte: You sound like three ganders. Why can't you just say HERE? Why do you have to repeat everything? Gander: It's my idio-idio-idiosyncracy. Charlotte: Goose? Goose: Here, here, here! Charlotte: Goslings? Goslings: Here, here, here! Charlotte: This is getting to be quite a meeting. Anybody would think we had three ganders, three geese, and twenty-one goslings. Sheep? Sheep: Here! Charlotte: Lamb? Lamb: Here! Charlotte: Templeton? Templeton? Well, we are all here except the rat. I guess we can proceed without him. Now, all of you must have noticed what's been going on around here the last few days. The message I wrote in my web, praising Wilbur, has been received. The Zuckerman's have fallen for it, and so has everybody else. Zuckerman thinks Wilbur is an unusual pig, and therefore he won't want to kill him and eat him. I dare say my trick will work and Wilbur's life can be saved. All animals: Hurray! Charlotte: Thank you very much. Now, I called this meeting in order to get suggestions. I need new ideas for the web. People are already getting sick of reading the words SOME PIG. If anybody can think of another message, or remark, I'll be glad to weave it into the web. Lamb: How about PIG SUPREME? Charlotte: No good. It sounds like a rich dessert. Goose: How about TERRIFIC, TERRIFIC, TERRIFIC? Charlotte: Cut that down to one TERRIFIC and it will do nicely. I think TERRIFIC might impress Zuckerman. Wilbur: But Charlotte, I'm not terrific. Charlotte: That doesn't make a bit of difference. Not a bit. People believe almost anything they see in print. Does anybody know how to spell TERRIFIC? Gander: I think it's T double E double R double I double F double I double C C C C C. Charlotte: What kind of acrobat do you think I am? Gander: Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sheep: I agree that there should be something new written in the web if Wilbur's life is to be saved. And if Charlotte needs help finding words, I think she can get it from our friends the rat. Templeton visits the dump and get old magazines. Then Charlotte can copy the words. Charlotte: Good idea. But I don't think we can count on Templeton's help. Sheep: I'll get him to help. Watch. Here he comes now. Templeton: What's up? Sheep: We're holding a meeting. Templeton: Well, break it up. Meetings bore me. Sheep: Templeton, Charlotte needs new words for her web. So next time you go to the dump, bring back some old magazine clippings. They could help her save Wilbur's life. Templeton: Let him die. I should worry. Sheep: You'll worry all right when next winter comes. You'll worry all right on a zero morning next January when Wilbur is dead and nobody comes down here with a nice pail of warm slops. Wilbur's leftover food is your chief source of supply, Templeton. You know that. Wilbur's food is your food. If Wilbur is killed and his trough stands empty day after day, you'll grow so thin we can look right through your stomach and see objects on the other side. Templeton: All right. I'll bring back a word, if I find one. Narrator: Later, Templeton explored the dump. He liked the dump. There were great hiding places and lots of leftover bits of food. On his next trip, he found a clipping from a magazine and brought it back to Charlotte. Templeton: How's this? It says CRUNCHY. Crunchy would be a good word for your web. Charlotte: Just the wrong idea. Couldn't be worse. We don't want Zuckerman to think Wilbur is crunchy. He might start thinking about bacon. No, we must advertise Wilbur's noble qualities, not his tastiness. Go get another word, Templeton. Narrator: The rat grumbled and returned to the dump, sneaking through the piles of discarded tin cans for just a taste of leftover tuna. He soon returned to Charlotte with a strip of cloth. Templeton: How's this? It's the label off an old shirt. Charlotte: I'm sorry, Templeton, but PRE-SHRUNK is out of the question. We want Zuckerman to think Wilbur is nicely filled out, not all shrunk up. You'll have to try again. Templeton: What do you think I am, a messenger boy? I'm not going to spend all my time chasing down to the dump after advertising material. Charlotte: Just once more, please. Templeton: I'll tell you what I'll do. I know where there's a package of soap flakes in the woodshed. It has writing on it. I'll bring you a piece of that package. Narrator: Templeton went off to the woodshed, grumbling all the time. He soon returned with a strip of cardboard. Templeton: There! How's that? Charlotte: WITH NEW RADIANT ACTION. What does it mean? Templeton: How should I know? You asked for words and I brought them. I suppose the next thing you'll want me to fetch is a dictionary. Charlotte: With new RADIANT action. Wilbur! Wilbur: Yes, Charlotte? Charlotte: I want to see you in action, to see if you are radiant. Race to the end of your yard. Now back again, faster. Jump into the air1 Keep your knees straight and touch the ground with your ear. Do a back flip with a half-twist in it. OK, Wilbur. You can go back to sleep. OK, Templeton, the soap ad will do. I'm not sure that Wilbur's action is exactly radiant, but it is interesting. Wilbur: Actually, I feel radiant.
PrincessTast...	Date: December 10, 2005 @ 9:48 AM And we're all proud of you.
DrXalagy	Date: December 12, 2005 @ 10:10 AM i once had panda in farm that i found at mystical place zoo. it eat wife so i write song for panda. called: panda eat my wife
DrXalagy	Date: December 12, 2005 @ 3:21 PM i be playing it on guitar
DrXalagy	Date: December 12, 2005 @ 3:21 PM with strings
DrXalagy	Date: December 12, 2005 @ 3:22 PM 1,2,3,4,5..6 strings
DrXalagy	Date: December 12, 2005 @ 3:22 PM i sharpen strings for knife and it are cutting me
TameasDust	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 3:16 AM ok this is atarting to get strange
DrXalagy	Date: December 13, 2005 @ 12:49 PM please be excusing me, but no know word "atarting" mean guitar?
GreatGooglyM...	Date: December 16, 2005 @ 4:24 PM ummm... what?
evansorchid	Date: December 16, 2005 @ 4:52 PM Is he garroting the panda with guitar strings?
Israfel	Date: December 18, 2005 @ 12:56 AM My! This is RADIANT!
imemine	Date: December 18, 2005 @ 1:35 AM Indeed! ......and I feel radiant too!
TameasDust	Date: December 22, 2005 @ 2:18 PM this is only a few days old ... I will let it be
TameasDust	Date: December 22, 2005 @ 2:20 PM Garroting a panda with guitar strings ... no but some of the music on here sounds like that is happening
0Hz	Date: December 22, 2005 @ 6:54 PM jingle bells sheep http://www.ksdk.com/videoplayer/player.aspx?aid=28131&bw=
orgasmotron	Date: January 16, 2006 @ 10:34 PM i heard lama resonate at 157hZ, but last time i tried to cram a tone generator in a lama's cavity, i got a face full of lama-goob. so i'm still undecided.

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