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TameasDust	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 4:08 AM t has come to my attention that certain people have been feeding the admins ... while this may seem good in their eyes we do have them in a cage for a reason ... the Admins diet must be controlled and if you want to feed the Admins you must provide a dietary plan and buy a ticket to do so at the booth over yonder in the subscriber pool ... you may step on any subscribers but they have nasty bites ... Also certain er um people have been poking the Admins with sticks ... we allow this only if the stick handler spends a day in the cage with the Admins ... although no one has survived this yet, but it seems to keep the Admins teeth sharp ... have a nice day
Dexter	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 5:10 AM "Feed me!..."
evansorchid	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 6:27 AM Maybe we could have the admins stick their various heads through a hole and we could simply throw rotten tomatoes at them. Bet we could sell tickets to that.
AgentMGD	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 8:42 AM "t has come to my attention that certain people have been feeding the admins" usually i bring blueberry for all ...not just to one particular admin
thought-fox	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 8:47 AM Seymour's not here at the moment! He's the only one allowed to feed you. Never mind the animal admins, what about the vegetation?!
DeadraveN	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 12:16 PM I'm sorry about the admin poking, but sometimes this stick has a mind of it's own. heheh....
pullmytrigger	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 9:24 PM what feeding? wahh hides the chips and dip nope havent seen anything strange here officer
MickeyBreezy	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 10:43 PM i heard that 1 admin in the corner over there is dizeazed, so stay as far from possible, IT MIGHT B CONTAGIOUS!
imemine	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 10:58 PM Park rules: Poking of Admin IS at your own risk! Admin bite! Beware!!!!!! Thank you for visiting.
DeadraveN	Date: October 20, 2005 @ 11:46 PM @ SnomaN
Rodrica	Date: October 21, 2005 @ 5:41 AM Is there nothing we can do to calm these wild beasts? Maybe it's the long opening hours
Cryxan	Date: October 22, 2005 @ 6:20 AM Do we get to choose the method of getting fed? I mean, I wouldn't mind being taken out to dinner...
Dexter	Date: October 22, 2005 @ 8:06 AM Anyone particular in mind Cryxan? ...
AgentMGD	Date: October 22, 2005 @ 11:33 AM Watch out, Audrey bites!
Distilled1	Date: October 22, 2005 @ 12:04 PM Uh oh no more
Cryxan	Date: October 22, 2005 @ 6:19 PM Always
pullmytrigger	Date: October 23, 2005 @ 9:00 PM i still wanna know where the carrots in my back pocket went.. thats the last time ill visit the admin zoo!
Dexter	Date: October 24, 2005 @ 4:41 AM A perhaps...
Intergalacti...	Date: October 24, 2005 @ 7:29 AM ''I lost a three fingers after puttin my hand inside an Admin cage. I rung Claims Direct and they completely understood my situation. They got me over 3,000 pounds. I don't have a hand but I bought out the zoo and have killed all the admins there. Thanks Claims Direct!
leplume	Date: October 24, 2005 @ 1:24 PM You can domesticate an admin but they can never, never be papertrained. Trust me on this one.
DeadraveN	Date: October 24, 2005 @ 2:03 PM note to self... never go to leplume's house...
Intergalacti...	Date: October 24, 2005 @ 7:45 PM I wish i still had my fingers though.... damn you audrey
Saint	Date: October 24, 2005 @ 9:53 PM If I poke em with my sword..and uhh poke a little too hard do I still have too spend a day with the corpse?
TameasDust	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 7:58 AM If you get them pregnant that is your fault
AgentMGD	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 8:34 AM ding ding ding FEEDING TIME at the Admin zoo!!!
Intergalacti...	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 8:37 AM Yay can i give diane a fish please?
kingo	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 8:43 AM I just poked an admin and yellow stuff came out. I hope I didn't break it.
thought-fox	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 8:47 AM
TameasDust	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 8:51 AM no but you have to restuff it
Intergalacti...	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 9:06 AM wheres the amphibious admin you know audrey the one that always changes?
TameasDust	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 9:28 AM Getting Dressed .... choosing clothes fora morph is hard
AgentMGD	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 9:51 AM I'm sorry the Audrey exhibit is closed today ...try again tomorrow
Intergalacti...	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 1:25 PM sigh
Dexter	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 2:48 PM
Intergalacti...	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 6:43 PM stupid drunk audreys they're only sober once a year
Dexter	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 7:08 PM "I my whiskey I my gin Everytime you see me I'm in my sin So what's the use of getting sober if you're gonna get again? ..."
Intergalacti...	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 7:35 PM Well if you were sober maybe you wouldn't have stolen my fingers!!
Dexter	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 7:38 PM I had to dislodge the fava beans stuck in my throat with something Was out of Chianti...
onewhodreams	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 7:41 PM ... passin' through * Audrey *
Dexter	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 7:42 PM
TameasDust	Date: October 25, 2005 @ 8:31 PM Audrey
Intergalacti...	Date: October 26, 2005 @ 7:30 PM takes photo of Diane wow the kids will be amazed I saw this admin
Dexter	Date: October 26, 2005 @ 7:34 PM Diane! Admin! That would be like giving an arsonist a box of matches...
Intergalacti...	Date: October 26, 2005 @ 8:14 PM your right, maybe i should have thrown myself off a bridge before i said that??
TameasDust	Date: October 26, 2005 @ 9:06 PM nahhhhhhhhhh
onewhodreams	Date: October 26, 2005 @ 11:41 PM Heh... no, seriously... I think Audrey is correct.
GeneHilbert	Date: October 27, 2005 @ 12:21 AM I can truly admit to never having poking an admin..... But I'm willing to try anything once.
TameasDust	Date: October 27, 2005 @ 4:25 AM ok all admins bend over
Dexter	Date: October 27, 2005 @ 5:53 AM
Intergalacti...	Date: October 27, 2005 @ 6:30 AM inserts
Dexter	Date: October 27, 2005 @ 6:31 AM
Intergalacti...	Date: October 27, 2005 @ 6:32 AM youlike that huh?
Dexter	Date: October 27, 2005 @ 6:34 AM "Touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch me!...
Intergalacti...	Date: October 27, 2005 @ 6:36 AM well i dunno i wasnt fully satisfied with that could admin try pokin others now?
TameasDust	Date: October 27, 2005 @ 10:46 PM only once in a blue ... the line for pokees starts over there
Intergalacti...	Date: October 28, 2005 @ 8:12 AM joins queue hey kingo
TameasDust	Date: October 28, 2005 @ 9:23 PM
kingo	Date: October 28, 2005 @ 9:59 PM Hey. How'd I get here?
AgentMGD	Date: October 30, 2005 @ 8:01 PM who put the potato in the zoo?
leplume	Date: October 30, 2005 @ 8:58 PM the zoopotatokeepers thats who!
AgentMGD	Date: October 31, 2005 @ 9:33 AM the zoo admins don't like potato
kingo	Date: October 31, 2005 @ 9:50 AM
Intergalacti...	Date: October 31, 2005 @ 5:49 PM Don't play dumb with me I know you want to be poked
desiderata	Date: October 31, 2005 @ 6:04 PM Oooh, admin ... come here, you cute little thing, Mommy's not going to hurt you ... Mwahah! Vindication is mine!
TameasDust	Date: October 31, 2005 @ 9:34 PM
Dexter	Date: October 31, 2005 @ 9:36 PM Not the wire coat hanger!
AgentMGD	Date: November 1, 2005 @ 2:05 PM People...people, please read the rules!! NO wire hangers inside the zoo! that is all!
Dexter	Date: November 1, 2005 @ 6:06 PM - mommie dearest...
TameasDust	Date: November 2, 2005 @ 12:16 AM Buwahahahahahahahaha
onewhodreams	Date: November 2, 2005 @ 12:27 AM random
TameasDust	Date: November 2, 2005 @ 12:46 AM oooooo more more MORE aaaahhhhhhh
AgentMGD	Date: November 3, 2005 @ 6:41 PM who forgot to feed the admins yesterday?
Dexter	Date: November 3, 2005 @ 6:59 PM "Feed me..."
TameasDust	Date: November 3, 2005 @ 8:30 PM
AgentMGD	Date: November 4, 2005 @ 11:07 AM :
GeneHilbert	Date: November 4, 2005 @ 11:08 AM Full-body
TameasDust	Date: November 4, 2005 @ 12:05 PM You have to be pureed ... Admin's eat through straws ... they save there teeth for people that enter their cages without a ticket
Intergalacti...	Date: November 4, 2005 @ 12:18 PM tosses in a live fish. go get em sharky!! HEY AUDREY PUT THE FISH DOWN.... don't you dare eat him!
aflunky	Date: November 4, 2005 @ 8:45 PM Damn, wonder if I should bring my kid?
TameasDust	Date: November 4, 2005 @ 9:28 PM
AgentMGD	Date: November 5, 2005 @ 9:21 AM only if you allow them to see nudity or acts of gross violence ...sometimes we do run a G-rated zoo but you know these admins, they can get R- or X-rated at times.
leplume	Date: November 5, 2005 @ 11:44 AM Ah, come on you guys. We all know the admins are pussy cats who wouldn't hurt a fly. They are sweet and kind and need to be cuddled now and again. We should stop poking them and give them some of those tastey admin treats they love so well. And let's remember who's turn it is to take them for walkies. Someone keeps forgetting and there has been a lot of random admin poo on the carpet lately. So remember to check the walkies schedule for your turn. Admins only bite when provoked. Well, most of them anyway...Svensta sometimes bites just for the hell of it and furiousball is still teething so you can't really consider that biting. But they have had all their shots and tests so we're pretty sure that if you get bitten you'll be okay. Remember though, you play with the admins at your own risk so if you do get bitten there will be no lawsuits or any of that shenanigans going on. Just be warned. Even admins can wake up grumpy and have an off day. You can tell when that happens cause they generally walk around here mumbling under their breath with a mean look in their eye. Just give them plenty of coffee and donuts and just for that day don't ask them things that aren't emergencies like "how do I change my avatar" and "can we get a hot tub". That last one tends to really piss them off. So just remember... Be kind to the admins and they will return the favor. Every once in a while just cuddle them. Make sure they have all the Skittles and Hostess Ho-Hos they need. Take them for a walk. Once a week, brush them to keep their coats nice and shiney. Make sure you use the flea bath once in a while. On occasion, throw them a bone. Admins make great housepets.
TameasDust	Date: November 5, 2005 @ 12:33 PM Admins bathe? OMG
AgentMGD	Date: November 6, 2005 @ 9:11 AM when do Admins have time to bathe?
leplume	Date: November 6, 2005 @ 8:40 PM well, come on...you know they love that communal dmusic shower!
TameasDust	Date: November 6, 2005 @ 9:10 PM OMG
AgentMGD	Date: November 7, 2005 @ 8:43 AM a communal shower like they ever use it!!
Intergalacti...	Date: November 7, 2005 @ 6:51 PM i got video footage of furious ball in there once
Intergalacti...	Date: November 7, 2005 @ 6:52 PM damnit errm i lie i ahem.... was doing a err media project and oh shit I ahem left it in there after interviewing a pygmie phew got out of that one
leplume	Date: November 8, 2005 @ 2:40 AM "Admins Gone Wild" now only $9.99 if you order in the next ten minutes!
Svensta	Date: November 8, 2005 @ 11:27 AM You should see the admin forum. Dear Lord.
TameasDust	Date: November 8, 2005 @ 3:29 PM oooooo pray tell we love gossip
Dexter	Date: November 8, 2005 @ 6:33 PM Next time it's somebody else's turn to pick up the soap!
ChillinBuzz	Date: November 8, 2005 @ 11:33 PM i've poked the admins far too many times apart from Audrey, much to his disappointment
AgentMGD	Date: November 9, 2005 @ 3:35 PM leplume - i want a video!! do i get a thong with my video/DVD?
Dexter	Date: November 9, 2005 @ 6:56 PM Not even in a "if you were the last man on scenario"
Intergalacti...	Date: November 9, 2005 @ 7:02 PM what about if i were?
TameasDust	Date: November 10, 2005 @ 3:14 PM
Apertome	Date: November 10, 2005 @ 4:13 PM Is it feeding time yet? (We're lacking an important emote here ...)
guitaroo	Date: November 11, 2005 @ 12:46 PM Ya is it feeding time?
Dexter	Date: November 11, 2005 @ 12:56 PM Huw: I've always wanted to be bilingual You could be my

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