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Worst Rap lines ever

HeadHuntaz	Date: October 7, 2003 @ 12:22 PM all i'm goin to say is................"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" -50
HeadHuntaz	Date: October 7, 2003 @ 12:23 PM did i mention........."lookin like a micheal jackson jacket, wit all them zippers" -50
trillcitypoet	Date: October 7, 2003 @ 1:22 PM theres so many, where to begin?
alcoholicskunk	Date: October 7, 2003 @ 6:03 PM I say all the rhymes you mc's hate"" id="64381">And old group named audio two, "My Name is Milk and when Milk is on the mIc... I say all the rhymes you mc's hate"
CountryMusikMan	Date: October 8, 2003 @ 12:00 AM They do what they do say what they wanna say the adams family
CountryMusikMan	Date: October 8, 2003 @ 12:02 AM Alright stop isolate and listen Ice is back with a Brand new invention.
CountryMusikMan	Date: October 8, 2003 @ 12:02 AM or is it collaborate and listen
CountryMusikMan	Date: October 8, 2003 @ 12:03 AM it 3.99 for all you can eat. Wipeout wipeout one on one
CountryMusikMan	Date: October 8, 2003 @ 12:03 AM He's a gas face
blooddshedd	Date: October 8, 2003 @ 11:34 PM oh shit yall are some sick ass people
blooddshedd	Date: October 8, 2003 @ 11:35 PM what about "ching a ling...."
blooddshedd	Date: October 8, 2003 @ 11:37 PM WHAT THE FUCK IS A WANKSTA... DAMNIT MAN" id="64508">"you a wanksta" WHAT THE FUCK IS A WANKSTA... DAMNIT MAN
kredd	Date: October 9, 2003 @ 12:46 AM i love cypress hill, but b-real rapped on 'back the f*ck up' on fear factory's last album and it was horrible. the rhymes and the flow were awful. sometimes you just have to know when to say 'no'.
RasMasta	Date: October 9, 2003 @ 1:11 AM Eat fish and spaghetti
blooddshedd	Date: October 9, 2003 @ 8:43 AM b-real? oh fuck
kredd	Date: October 9, 2003 @ 10:46 AM oh yes
starseven	Date: October 9, 2003 @ 4:40 PM anything puff daddy ever did?
sinai	Date: October 9, 2003 @ 4:51 PM anything by 6-pac or whatever his fucking name was...
smelv1n	Date: October 9, 2003 @ 6:01 PM about every line from the beastie boy's anti-war song, fuck that was awful. Just because you love america That doesn't mean to go hysteria! or some other really crappy crap like that crap
kredd	Date: October 17, 2003 @ 12:43 PM rollin' in my red 5.0, hole in my window so my fro can blow
Dizeazed	Date: October 17, 2003 @ 1:07 PM LMAO! Headhuntaz... That's the worst bar, yet best. It had me laughin' the first time I heard it. It's one of those... That was so stupid that it's funny, lines.
blooddshedd	Date: October 18, 2003 @ 4:08 PM what the fuck are you talkin bout?
babykilla1	Date: October 18, 2003 @ 8:24 PM wanna hear some funny lines, check out all the music on my site. http://babykilla.dmusic.com
Thaspian	Date: October 18, 2003 @ 8:53 PM "you say you a gangsta, but ju neva poppin nun, you say you a wanksta, den you need ta stop frontin'" 50 Cent - Wanksta That song has me laughing everytime.
EddieWinslow...	Date: October 22, 2003 @ 5:13 PM im bad but a boy so i got part of his name....fred bad boy this,bad boy that
Maffmatix	Date: October 22, 2003 @ 6:37 PM whatever db owns music in every genre. we are musical geniuses and are retarded at the same time. like we are autistic.
kredd	Date: October 25, 2003 @ 3:25 PM anything flava flav from PE says...he is the antithesis of chuck d.
hottestsauce	Date: October 26, 2003 @ 11:22 AM Where the hood where the hood where the hood at
HeadHuntaz	Date: October 28, 2003 @ 9:41 PM B Real is hot!
YaBoyDrew	Date: October 30, 2003 @ 5:12 PM damn everytyme i c this im tryin 2 think od sumin badd
YaBoyDrew	Date: October 30, 2003 @ 5:12 PM "of" n i mean sumin like horribll bad 2 make yall laff lol
blooddshedd	Date: November 3, 2003 @ 1:33 AM HA ..... B REAL
Sweats	Date: November 3, 2003 @ 2:15 AM B-Real is great, I will not tolerate any dissing of B-Real. Same with Flava Flav, but to a lesser degree. Worst line... "Get your wig pushed back by the wig push backer"
eagankid	Date: November 3, 2003 @ 7:57 AM When you're bumpin' this in your ride and it's so loud you're cross-eyed, you know all you gots to do is scream "EEEeeehhh!!!" When you're dancin' at a party and you start to feel that hard beat, you know all you gots to do is scream "EEEeeehhh!" Those are lyrics from my 2nd CD... My old music REALLY sucks. It's the music listed under Nuttin' But Net. Don't listen to any of that whatever you do because that isn't even near the stuff I've most recently completed.
CowgirlBebop	Date: November 3, 2003 @ 10:43 AM LOL @ sweats. There was some line in some Nelly song when I was into Nelly but now I can't remember. Every time I heard it I was like, "what?"
kredd	Date: November 3, 2003 @ 10:44 AM B-REAL FO'EVUH!!!!! don't step to the hill
blooddshedd	Date: November 3, 2003 @ 1:06 PM WOW B-REAL FANS UNITE! BUT ANYWAYS WHERE IS B-REAL NOW? OH WAIT I REALLY DON'T CARE
ebarbarella	Date: November 3, 2003 @ 1:07 PM thro' your hands in the air like you just dont care....damn i hate that
sween	Date: November 4, 2003 @ 9:18 AM When I say 'MAKE SUM' you say 'NOISE' MAKE SUM... MAKE SUM...
sween	Date: November 4, 2003 @ 9:20 AM I like the way you lick that champaigne glass, it makes me wanna stick my d*** in your ass!! Had me laughing for ages
Cryxan	Date: November 5, 2003 @ 4:46 AM I've gotten to really dislike the obligatory "uh-huh, check it, yeah, check it" that so many rap songs are ridden with.
blooddshedd	Date: November 11, 2003 @ 11:57 PM who the fuck said that "dick in .... ass" thing"?
Sweats	Date: November 12, 2003 @ 12:18 AM What do you mean where is B-Real now, I just saw him in NYC on Halloween. And I got Bobo's drumsticks, signed. Where is B-Real now? Gettin paid and laid, and smokin probably.
Dizeazed	Date: November 12, 2003 @ 2:16 AM Worst rap line: "MAKE ‘EM SAY UUUHHHHHHHH!!!" – Master P. --Why?... So we can all sound like constipated retards?!
kredd	Date: November 12, 2003 @ 9:55 AM we need a B-Real forum. that's just all there is to it. but maybe that's something you can't undurstayand....
cardboarddea...	Date: November 13, 2003 @ 8:34 AM Is it Ja Rule who duets with Beyoncé on Crazy In Love? Cos his bit is just random gibberish, but kind of cool for it: Been round chain smokers...how you think I got the name Hova (!!!!!!????) Yes Sir, I'm cut from a different cloth, my texture's the best fur CHINCHILLA hahahah that makes sense but he still says Chinchilla hahaha oh my xxxxx CDB word word bust it
KevBrock	Date: November 16, 2003 @ 4:25 PM "Word up nigga" is probably one of the worst rap lines ever, I don't know why so many rappers say it. It's so lame and sounds so racist...especially when a white rapper says it, oh please.
Maffmatix	Date: November 16, 2003 @ 6:32 PM no one says that
nigeldispatch	Date: November 16, 2003 @ 7:04 PM yeah wtf is kev talking about
sinai	Date: November 16, 2003 @ 7:21 PM word
KevBrock	Date: November 16, 2003 @ 11:35 PM Eminem said "word up nigga" many times.
LowREz	Date: November 16, 2003 @ 11:49 PM WORST RAP LINE EVER:i get so much ass they call me an asstronaut-Dr.Dre.
blooddshedd	Date: November 19, 2003 @ 12:09 AM "get butt fucked and fumble the soap" everybody knows the butt fucking comes after the soap is fumbled
OldSchoolHipHop	Date: November 24, 2003 @ 8:51 PM "She said she wants to be a lawyer, in other words shorty studies law" mr. cheeks in the song renee by the lost boys and anything that 50 cent says
OldSchoolHipHop	Date: November 24, 2003 @ 9:19 PM oo and "i like the way you do that right thurrr, right thurr"-chingy
Sweats	Date: November 24, 2003 @ 10:30 PM I heard Chingy's chorus was supposed to be making fun of Ludacris. I thought it was gay too, but if thats the case I guess not.
kredd	Date: November 25, 2003 @ 12:55 PM face down butt up, thats the way we like to f......
jenspen33	Date: November 28, 2003 @ 7:38 PM I like Lil John and Eastside Boys, but every song starts with "OKAY! OKAY! OKAY!" or "YEAH! OKAY!" Alright already! And I a HUGE Outkast fan, but in "Hey Ya" the "Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright, okay, now ladies..." is too much filler for me. Actually, that song's lyrics are good but there's not enough of them. But I guess that's because "Y'all don't want to hear me; Y'all just want to dance." And THAT line is a good line, imho! ~J
Barcid	Date: November 19, 2006 @ 12:40 PM The absolute worst lines I've ever heard (both from some rappers on Tony Hawk Pro Skater) "Just blame it on my equilibrium" whatever that means "MCs talk big but sonic waves crack they helmets before long, the chicken heads crush they pelvic bones"
moam	Date: November 19, 2006 @ 12:57 PM "I got money in the bank...shorty whatcha drank..."
K3VIN	Date: November 19, 2006 @ 1:02 PM some of these lines are just choruses.. bizzare has had some pretty shitty lines.. and b-real is ill... Him Proof and Method Man killed The High Rollers track on Proofs cd
PrincessTast...	Date: December 1, 2006 @ 9:05 AM anything by Kevin Federline
zedsalt	Date: December 1, 2006 @ 11:05 AM The Christmas ad for The Gap annoys the Hell out of me. Yeah, yeah, I get it already- HOODed sweatshirt/neighborHOOD. It's really not clever enough to bear repeating that many times in that short of a timespan.
AdNauseam	Date: December 1, 2006 @ 4:57 PM Miles Davis's style is different/ You can't describe it as pacific/ He rip, rage, roar, no time for Andy Griffith. Um, baaad
Tattoomom	Date: December 1, 2006 @ 11:20 PM "all i wanna know is how'd you get that boogie woogie motion in your butt"?
Tallisman	Date: December 16, 2006 @ 11:42 AM "booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty everywhere..." something something "ms. new booty booty booty booty booty booty booty "
shadowself	Date: December 16, 2006 @ 4:19 PM On 1st Dec 2009, AdNauseam said: Miles Davis's style is different/ You can't describe it as pacific/ He rip, rage, roar, no time for Andy Griffith. Um, baaad I really, really, really, really, really hope that was made up on the spot.
Tallisman	Date: December 16, 2006 @ 4:54 PM I had hoped ^ could have been lost in the anals of time. I still think the boooty ish is worse, at least the bite for Miles' Do Hop was trying to say something interesting.
AdNauseam	Date: December 16, 2006 @ 4:59 PM @ Shadowself: Surprisingly, no. :barf: @ Tattomom: What are you talking about!?! That's a masterpiece!
shadowself	Date: December 16, 2006 @ 6:07 PM On 16th Dec 2009, Tallisman said: I had hoped ^ could have been lost in the anals of time. How appropriate the missing 'n' is in that sentence.
8111	Date: December 17, 2006 @ 3:01 AM "...the boogie woogie motion in yo butt"
GeneHilbert	Date: December 17, 2006 @ 3:52 AM I can see that.......
Tallisman	Date: December 17, 2006 @ 10:24 AM On 16th Dec 2009, shadowself said: [QUOTE info=Tallisman,December 16, 2006 @ 4:54 PM] I had hoped ^ could have been lost in the anals of time. How appropriate the missing 'n' is in that sentence. [/QUOTE] yoda says: "hmmm... very quick are you."
Opossum	Date: December 18, 2006 @ 4:36 AM I was listening to Riddimcast 3 and heard something like "wooki wooki tiki tiki pussy wussy", although I'm not exactly sure.
ChillinBuzz	Date: December 22, 2006 @ 12:28 AM Beastie Boys... some of that is definitely up for the worst rap lines ever, too bad cos they're funny
Tallisman	Date: December 22, 2006 @ 10:23 AM it's because they are funny - and not taking themselves soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freaking seriously, that they don't get a spot up in here. IMHO anyway.
zedsalt	Date: December 22, 2006 @ 10:36 AM My fave Beasties album doesn't have any lyrics.
PrincessTast...	Date: July 7, 2007 @ 11:00 AM I don't know WTF it was, but I woke up this morning and there was some rappers on my clock radio (don't know what weirdo station it's set on) going: "When I say HAM, you say BURGER!" "HAM..." "HAM..." "When I say APPLE, you say JUICE" etc. I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!
AdNauseam	Date: July 7, 2007 @ 11:33 PM On 22nd Dec 2009, zedsalt said: My fave Beasties album doesn't have any lyrics. I assume that's why it's your favorite?
hantu	Date: July 8, 2007 @ 4:52 AM On 7th Jul 2009, AdNauseam said: I assume that's why it's your favorite? no
zedsalt	Date: July 8, 2007 @ 10:25 AM "theinsoundfromwayout!" is one of the funkiest pieces of music ever recorded. There's a throatsinging sample (probably from the Gyuoto Monks- I understand they're buds with the Beasties), but everything else is them. It isn't the absence of rap; it's the FONK!

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