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I-Am-God	Date: July 12, 2005 @ 1:44 AM I am
onewhodreams	Date: July 12, 2005 @ 9:28 AM Welcome to DM My Lord.
SimonWaldram	Date: July 12, 2005 @ 9:31 AM Jesus Christ!
RobertMcDade	Date: July 12, 2005 @ 3:39 PM
RobertMcDade	Date: July 12, 2005 @ 3:40 PM ps- to DMusic!
evansorchid	Date: July 12, 2005 @ 6:20 PM I-Am-Like-Really-Confused There's a question I've been meaning to ask... Oh crap, here comes ....
Cowboy666	Date: July 12, 2005 @ 7:49 PM Pay no attention to the 666 after my name.
DjInsertCool...	Date: July 12, 2005 @ 8:25 PM So... God, I've been wanting to know something... You remember when I went to vegas... right? Well, I did that thing with the stuff, and those people... ya know? well I was wandering if the "hail marry's" and "heavenly fathers" are really going to make us square or is there something more... I never really belived the guy behind the screen to give really sound redemption adivice... (he likes little boys and all...) ok well, have a nice day God, and I hope I win the lotto so I can give it to charity... yeah, charity. Peace Outside
imemine	Date: July 13, 2005 @ 12:42 AM I am Sam----Sam I am........
moam	Date: July 13, 2005 @ 1:03 AM I am MOAM, nice to meet you
DeadraveN	Date: July 13, 2005 @ 5:08 AM There you are. I've been looking for you. yeah, you. We got some things to settle, you and I.
Svensta	Date: July 13, 2005 @ 8:21 AM Figures God is a newbie. Hey buddy, mind the forum rules, I don't care if you are the Almighty, I'll ban Your glowing ass if I have to
Dexter	Date: July 13, 2005 @ 8:23 AM Jesus H. Christ on a !
DeadraveN	Date: July 13, 2005 @ 8:28 AM "Figures God is a newbie."
AgentMGD	Date: July 13, 2005 @ 12:00 PM i'm not a communist
ebarbarella	Date: July 13, 2005 @ 12:12 PM OMG welcome to dmusic
I-Am-God	Date: July 14, 2005 @ 5:43 AM 's
Svensta	Date: July 14, 2005 @ 7:48 AM Funny for a moment there it looked as if Jehovah was a fan of group sex, which would raise questions about the nature of the Last Supper, no?
zedsalt	Date: July 14, 2005 @ 12:14 PM Sometimes, a hug is just a hug. I've been trying to figure out for days now what I'd like to say to God, what I would ask. So far, this is the only thing I've come up with: on humanity's behalf, I'd like to apologize for televangelism.
FraDonaghy	Date: July 14, 2005 @ 1:48 PM Now as for the last supper - in the Book of Tarantino in the New Testament, Quentin 3:16-25 clearly states "...and so Jesus awoke to find himself tied to a chair with a snooker ball in his mouth... he could hear the muffled moans of Peter in the next room, and frantically looked around for an escape. Then, the door broke open and it was the heroic Bruce Willis (in a vest) wielding a samauri sword. The lord did smile, and the sodomites were vanguished." I hope you don't get "cross" after reading that JC.
FraDonaghy	Date: July 14, 2005 @ 1:54 PM Some spelling corrections - Samurai* Vanquished*
DeadraveN	Date: July 14, 2005 @ 11:56 PM Silly Sodomites...
shutyatrap	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 9:53 AM Hey god where is ?? I he is not getting too with and
Alecs	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 11:18 AM I don't believe in you!
imemine	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 12:16 PM I don't believe in DhoomsPic!
Alecs	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 12:44 PM Damn it, another DeadraveN worshipper!
imemine	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 12:59 PM Hardly---I worship melons!
FraDonaghy	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 3:37 PM I worship melons too, but I disagree that the tree that spawned the melons was a virgin... lets start a war and kill each other! Or we could just eat the melons, and enjoy them
SimonWaldram	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 3:43 PM Hi God, hows about getting Reese Witherspoon to be my lover? Go on, mate, if anyone can do it, you can!
imemine	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 3:57 PM Yes I agree fradonaghy, people have been killing each other over the origin and variety of melons for far too long. IT’S JUST DOESN’T MATTER WHETHER IT’S Cantaloupe, Catholic, Casaba, Mt Zion,Crenshaw, Honeydew, Hindu, Juan Canary, Pentachostal, Orange-flesh Honeydew, Pepino, Baptist, Persian, Melon Scientist, Santa Claus, Jewish, Seedless Watermelon, Watermelon or whatever. Let them eat melon I say!
onewhodreams	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 4:01 PM
BOWILLIE	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 4:06 PM sacralige..shouldnt make fun of melons..
BOWILLIE	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 4:07 PM sacralige..shouldnt make fun of melons..
BOWILLIE	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 4:07 PM is there a echoe in here?
BOWILLIE	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 4:08 PM is there a echo in here?
SimonWaldram	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 4:09 PM is there an echo in here?
RobertMcDade	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 4:22 PM in here?....in here?....in here?
DjInsertCool...	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 5:01 PM Hi god... Its me again, I've been praying that you would smite my dog... but I guess I'm gonna have to do it myself. It's all your fault, damn you!
DeadraveN	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 11:09 PM mmmm... melons.... :milla:
victorsskull	Date: July 15, 2005 @ 11:42 PM holy shit batman its god
southwing	Date: July 16, 2005 @ 12:42 AM Hi God, I have many questions for you, but first, If you sneeze, do you bless yourself?
I-Am-God	Date: July 16, 2005 @ 4:47 AM ^ I'll get back to you on that as soon as I figure out the one about me making a bolder that even I can't lift. out.
SimonWaldram	Date: July 16, 2005 @ 6:52 AM And on a similar theme, can you microwave a burrito so hot so you yourself can't eat it?
AgentMGD	Date: July 16, 2005 @ 8:54 AM we the direct descendents of the lost watermelon tribe demand our own homeland
DjInsertCool...	Date: July 16, 2005 @ 5:35 PM yes somewhere that's warm and with a beach, but sence your god, I'll ask for sand that doesn't get in your underware!
DjInsertCool...	Date: July 16, 2005 @ 5:35 PM and watermelon's.
SimonWaldram	Date: July 16, 2005 @ 6:23 PM You mean watermelons that don't get in your underwear?

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