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Victors Pickle

imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 4:45 PM Peter Piper picked a peck of Victors Pickle; A peck of Victors Pickle Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of Victors Pickle, Why does Victor keep showing the Pickle Peter Piper picked?
AdNauseam	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 4:59 PM O_o
jess1561	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 5:02 PM
victorsskull	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 5:27 PM
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 5:50 PM ooh ooh lemme try one... Sir Vic did a pickle have and waved it proud, did he. 'til imemine's dog took one big bite and ran away with glee. "You scurvy vermin!" cried Sir Vic "My pickle! Bring it back" It was returned and now held on with glue and several tacks. Still proud he is of said pickle though it lays now to the right and still he waves it now and then, It's something of a sight! The moral of this tale, my friends, is simple, plain to see. Be humble of your picklage lest dogs bite it off with glee!
MinisterofSc...	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 5:55 PM lucky I learned my lesson the easy way
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:07 PM Little Miss Marry at times was quite scary, but knew little about pickles they say; Along came Victor, and showed her his pickle And frightened Miss Mary away.
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:11 PM In terms of envy imemine was green for victor's pickle he gazed upon it's gloriousness wishing to give it a tickle.
billrhynes	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:13 PM there once was a young man from Venus who had a pickle instead of a penis his best best buddy Phil said-"I really like dill..." "...but believe me there's nothing between us..."
billrhynes	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:14 PM there once was a young man from Venus who had a pickle instead of a penis his best best buddy Phil said-"I really like dill..." "...but believe me there's nothing between us..."
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:21 PM I see Victor over there lurkin’ His pickle is more like a gherkin Thought he doesn’t seem to mind when he is bored you will find Him over there jerkin his gherkin!
BOWILLIE	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:24 PM there was a victor from nantucket who carried his pickle in a bucket with a shout and a smile he took it out for a while but it wasnt kosher and people said f*k it.
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:27 PM
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:31 PM Look at this! Mother Goose is sick! COCK-A-DOODLE-DO Oh, my pretty cock, oh, my handsome cock, I pray you, do not crow before day, And your comb shall be made of the very beaten gold, And your wings of the silver so, gray. WILLY, WILLY Willy, Willy Wilkin Kissed the maids a-milking, Fa, la, la! And with his merry daffing He set them all a-laughing, Ha, ha, ha! PUSSY-CAT MEW Pussy-cat Mew jumped over a coal, And in her best petticoat burnt a great hole. Poor Pussy's weeping, she'll have no more milk Until her best petticoat's mended with silk
BOWILLIE	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:36 PM billy wonka had a wanker never washed it was a stanker.
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:37 PM As pickle's go it's just fair. Shiny, green and lacking hair But Vic loves his pickle like no other. He named it for his little brother. He sings it songs and tells it jokes and often gives it a little choke.
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:38 PM omg mother goose is sick!
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:38 PM Dear GAWD!
BOWILLIE	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:38 PM
BOWILLIE	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:40 PM victors pickle was his pet he showed it to every stranger he met
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:46 PM Mary borrowed Victors pickle, Victor didn’t mind And everywhere that Mary went, Victor was right behind They followed it to school one day, walking kind of slow ‘cause when ever she would bend over That pickle started to grow!
BOWILLIE	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:46 PM there was a victor who lived in a shoe had such a green pickle he didnt know what to do so be spanked it and spanked it and sent it to bed and to this day his pickle is red.
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:47 PM
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:50 PM Ime, Ime, puddin' and pie kissed Vic's pickle and couldn't lie He told his mama, asked her what to do. She said nothing and kissed Vic's pickle too!
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:50 PM
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:51 PM yes that was a yo mama joke!
BOWILLIE	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:53 PM
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:54 PM Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your STD grow? With street corner smells and cockle-shells, And SEVEN pickles all in a row!
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 6:58 PM SEVEN??? I don't know if I'm up to that task! Into the dark and starless night, old Victor's pickle crept. It came upon the trundle bed where sweet imemine slept. It slid tween his warm, embracing sheets and rested there awhile and in the morn young imemine awoke with a full smile!
BOWILLIE	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:01 PM ..HAAAAR!!!!
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:02 PM Ole Mother Mary went to the cupboard to grab little Victor’s bone But when she bent over Victors pickle came over and gave her a bone of her own!
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:04 PM oh GAWD!
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:05 PM
BOWILLIE	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:05 PM gawd indeed
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:09 PM Ime has a secret wish to have a pickle like Vic's. One to show off, parade around town and teach funny pickle tricks. But Ime's pickle just falls short of being a cucumber greenie because where his pickle ought to be is just a cocktail weenie!
BOWILLIE	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:13 PM ... puts on football helmet* things flyin everywhere
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:14 PM Truth hurts!
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:15 PM http://files.dmusic.com/music/i/s/israfel/SuperPickle.JPG
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:17 PM Another REAL Mother Goose: LITTLE PUSSY I like little Pussy, Her coat is so warm, And if I don't hurt her She'll do me no harm; So I'll not pull her tail, Nor drive her away, But Pussy and I Very gently will play.
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:18 PM great googly! you don't read those to your kids do you?
K3VIN	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:20 PM please do not laugh, israfel may i ask, why that pickles dick ring was so high up the shaft?
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:22 PM Another REAL one! MY MAID MARY My maid Mary she minds the dairy While I go a-hoeing and mowing each morn; Gaily run the reel and the little spinning wheel. While I am singing and mowing my corn.
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:22 PM you're asking me?
Israfel	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:23 PM "mowing your corn" thats a code for something else isn't it?
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:25 PM see... Vic you are a bad influence one night broke Vic had a dream to build the first wanking machine on the 45th stroke the damn thing broke and whipped his pickle to cream
BOWILLIE	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:27 PM on late night when the moon was green around the corner came his wankin machine it spittered and sputtered and coughed with a choke now his wanker machine lays there broke.
K3VIN	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:28 PM one night i was dreamin, a little boy i was, then out came the semen, and on the balls peach fuzz? this is the story of a boys first wet dream, and his hair that grew on his testis? sorry it might be a little nasty?
K3VIN	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:30 PM ahh for some reason even though i syllably composed it it needs to not have the peach in SO Date: March 21, 2006 @ 7:28 PM one night i was dreamin, a little boy i was, then out came the semen, and on the balls fuzz?
billrhynes	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 8:04 PM ...and lo victors pickle was gleamin' with demon-semen
imemine	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 9:24 PM Little Victor Horner Sat in a corner, playing with his pickle pie; Moved around his thumb, And which made him , And cried "What a good boy am I!
victorsskull	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 9:25 PM my god what have I done
victorsskull	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 9:41 PM vics pickle sat on a wall vics pickle had a big fall all the kings sluts and all the kings whores couldnt get vics pickle to grow no more
evansorchid	Date: March 21, 2006 @ 11:55 PM Let's give 'em a hand. Sometimes I think we all forget what a great lyricist imemine actually is.... ....and how blessed we are to have him as a member of this wonderful site. *jerkin' his gherkin* Powerful imagery there!!! *pickle pie* I'm not even gonna ask.
imemine	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 12:06 AM Uuuuu---I think it's Victor who needs the hand!
GeneHilbert	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 1:40 AM Too Funny......
rhthesinner	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 7:25 AM That's rude!
rhthesinner	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 7:26 AM I would sue under some section of an obscenity law But knowing my luck I wouldn't be able to make it stand up in court
victorsskull	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 9:49 AM Well I'm upper upper class and charming God's gift to pickle farming And I always grow big pickles The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest pickle of all I've got a big pickle I've got a big pickle its such a big pickle And its a dirty big pickle And he's got big pickles And she's got big pickles (But we've got the biggest pickle of them all) And my pickle is always bouncing My garden is always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says my pickles on fire I've got a big pickle I've got a big pickle its such a big pickle And its a dirty big pickle And he's got big pickles And she's got big pickles (But we've got the biggest pickle of them all) Some pickles are made for salad And some for fancyness But when they're held for pleasure thats the pickle that I like best My pickle isalways bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big pickle Should be held every night We've got big pickles We've got big pickles We've got big pickles Dirty big pickles He's got big pickles She's got big pickles (But we've got the biggest pickle of them all) (We've got big pickles) (We've got big pickles) And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish (But we've got the biggest pickles of them all)
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 10:37 AM
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 10:43 AM Pickle, get away. Get a good bun with lettuce and you’re okay. Pickle, causes gas. Grab that dill with both hands and make a splash. New jar, wont go far, four star pickling, Think I’ll buy new pants, feel a trickling.
victorsskull	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 10:44 AM omg
Israfel	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 6:24 PM @ chillinbuzz!
imemine	Date: March 22, 2006 @ 10:58 PM trickling?. . . . . .
WildasRapids	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 4:48 AM @ Vic ...I love Rocky Horror
WildasRapids	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 4:51 AM oooppps my bad...thats not from Rocky :blush
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 12:41 PM yes, great song by Pickle Floyd
GeneHilbert	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 1:48 PM There is this pickle from Minnesota 8 to a jar was the quote and although it was crowded in vinegar it was shrouded even though it preferred Pepsi soda
imemine	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 4:11 PM Go Gene!
ChillinBuzz	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 5:49 PM How I wish, how I wish you were dill... We're just two morsels in a salad bowl, I've had my fill. With some pepper that's finely ground, and now i foooound, it makes me ill... Wish you were dill...
lookin4romeo	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 6:45 PM Oh Man sorry dude, I fed your pickle to the s in my head!!!
Inuyashafreak	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 7:37 PM Correct me if I'm wrong but was that pickle song that victorsskull made by ACDC "Big Balls"? I like that song!! I also love this thread!!
Inuyashafreak	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 8:14 PM One day I went to bed, With nasty thoughts in my head, I woke up and got my pickle, And gave it a little tickle, And after I had some fun, I decided that I was done. But then I wanted more, And I needed a girl to score, I didn't have very far to go, To get someone to give me a blow, So I gave the girl-next-door a nickel, To tickle my ticklish pickle. The whole point of that was to say that getting your pickle tickled is fun.
imemine	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 10:37 PM Hey, you must know Victor pretty well!...and yes, I believe that is Big---Uuuuuuu pickles!
kyodylee	Date: March 23, 2006 @ 10:48 PM The Ball of Balinour Traditional Four and twenty virgins Came down from Inverness And when the ball was over There were four and twenty less. Balls to your partner, Ass against the wall. If you cannot get on a Saturday night, you cannot get at all The Queen was in the parlor, Eating bread and honey. The King was in the chambermaid And she was in the money. Balls to your partner, Ass against the wall. If you cannot get on a Saturday night, you cannot get at all There was doin' in the kitchen, And doin' it on the stones. Ya couldna' hear the music For the wheezin' and the groans. Balls to your partner, Ass against the wall. If you cannot get on a Saturday night, you cannot get at all The village butcher, he was there, A cleaver in his hand. And every time he turned around, He circumcised the band. Balls to your partner, Ass against the wall. If you cannot get on a Saturday night, you cannot get at all When the ball was over Everyone confessed, "The dancin' was exquisite, But the was the best!"
GeneHilbert	Date: March 24, 2006 @ 12:06 PM Motorcycle Song Arlo Guthrie [G] I don't want a pickle, [C] [G] Just want to ride on my motorsickle. [G] And I don't want a tickle, [C] [G] 'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle. [C] [Am] [G] And I don't want to die, [C] [G] Just want to ride on my motorcy--cle. [G] It was late last night the other day, [C] [G] I thought I'd go up and see Ray. So I went up and I say Ray-- [C] There was only one thing Ray could say, was: I don't want a pickle, Just want to ride on my motorsickle. And I don't want a tickle, 'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle. And I don't want to die, Just want to ride on my motorcy--cle.
GeneHilbert	Date: March 24, 2006 @ 12:07 PM The chord alignment got screwed up - but you'll figure it out....
imemine	Date: March 26, 2006 @ 7:48 PM Victors pickle is falling down …….etcetera…… etcetera! My fair ladies!
Israfel	Date: March 26, 2006 @ 9:03 PM Vic's pickle was known the whole world wide, for it was more than fair, it got cut off and then it died, so then Vic grew a pear!
imemine	Date: March 26, 2006 @ 9:05 PM Man, LOVELY picture THAT is!!!!
Israfel	Date: March 26, 2006 @ 9:10 PM I bet his pants fit kinda funny now!
imemine	Date: March 26, 2006 @ 9:22 PM Define "funny"!
Israfel	Date: March 26, 2006 @ 9:24 PM I'm so fighting the urge to go fill up his shout box with now.
imemine	Date: March 26, 2006 @ 9:26 PM Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
imemine	Date: March 26, 2006 @ 9:27 PM I double dare you!
Israfel	Date: March 26, 2006 @ 9:27 PM and funny means he kind of hanks to the left with every step now.
Nefy	Date: April 8, 2006 @ 7:38 PM :ROFLMAO:
lookin4romeo	Date: April 9, 2006 @ 1:24 AM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GeneHilbert	Date: April 9, 2006 @ 2:38 AM Is it really healthy for a grown man to have a green pickle?
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 9, 2006 @ 5:17 AM if he's an or
victorsskull	Date: April 9, 2006 @ 11:19 AM better then a limp pee pod
TameasDust	Date: April 11, 2006 @ 7:27 AM or passin a watermelon