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Ok where are ALL the vocalists?

TameasDust	Date: July 9, 2008 @ 3:24 PM Female and Male Female vocalists are few and far between ... shake the woodwork .. get them to post here so people can find them for colabs Male vocalists we need you too ... post here ... let us know you have a voice
baiko	Date: July 9, 2008 @ 9:54 PM here!
zedsalt	Date: July 10, 2008 @ 3:25 AM Anyone who thinks my particular brand of odd would fit something they're working on, lemme know! I'd be happy to give it a shot. Same goes for backing vox; I'm pretty good at coming up with interesting harmonies.
Tattoomom	Date: July 10, 2008 @ 9:25 AM ahem..... :cough:
BOWILLIE	Date: July 10, 2008 @ 10:16 AM ..ok..now turn your head to the right please..
Tattoomom	Date: July 10, 2008 @ 1:48 PM Are you insinuating that I have testicles!!!!!???!??!!
evansorchid	Date: July 10, 2008 @ 11:58 PM So how do they check ladies for hernias?
aflunky	Date: July 11, 2008 @ 3:41 PM :whistles:
leedsquietman	Date: July 11, 2008 @ 4:16 PM Flunky will take a hit for the team and grope around the ladies' nether regions in the name of science and promotion of bodily health
zedsalt	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 3:26 AM A doctor asks a young, attractive, seemingly naive female patient, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes", she says, "You're massaging my breasts looking for cancerous lumps." "That's right. And do you know what I'm doing now?" "Sure. You're looking for vaginal warts or lesions." She hears his pants unzip and feels something a bit bigger than his finger. "And do you know what I'm doing now?", he asks. "Sadly, I do", she answers, "You're contracting herpes."
Israfel	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 5:22 AM I don't know how you all sing but it rarely involves genitalia... sheesh!
BOWILLIE	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 6:45 AM sure it does.. sing into mr. microphone here..
Tattoomom	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 6:59 AM HA! Mr. Microphone.... "Hey good looking...I'll be back to pick you up later!"
BOWILLIE	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:01 AM ..hehe..
SimonWaldram	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:03 AM http://youtube.com/watch?v=CYEXBTlWf_4
BOWILLIE	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:05 AM it makes the perfect christmas gift..and its only 14.88
Tattoomom	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:06 AM Should those people have had all those radios sitting on the edge of the hottub like that?! AND how come the first related video on the right hand side is something called I want to FK you in the A???!!!
SimonWaldram	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:09 AM Yeah, I noticed that too! Just don't click on the link for "First McDonalds Ad"
Tattoomom	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:12 AM Really? Hurries over to click on it!
Tattoomom	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:14 AM AAAAAGGHHH!!!! Apparently McDonald's did not have the same advertising budget back then that they have now! Creeeeepy!
SimonWaldram	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:20 AM "I know we're going to be friends, too, because I like to do all the things boys and girls like to do!" What the Christ?!
BOWILLIE	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:21 AM ok..peaked my interest..brb
Tattoomom	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:22 AM On 12th Jul 2008, SimonWaldram said: [i] No shit! Advertising targeted right toward pedophiles!
BOWILLIE	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:23 AM i think that was beetleguises dad
SimonWaldram	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 8:04 AM Wow, we really went off topic on this one, didn't we?
GeneHilbert	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 8:54 AM Did kinda go off into the weeds...... Vocalist...... HERE
Tattoomom	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 9:24 AM It happens....
Israfel	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 11:41 AM I'm still not singing with my genetalia.
TameasDust	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 6:54 PM You CAN sing with your genetalia?
leedsquietman	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 7:02 PM I was at a friend's house last week and they were playing the movie 'Shortbus', which is probably more porno than almost any porno movie out there, allegedly. The use of genitalia and singing in a 3 way 'homosexual pretzel' (this term was referred to in a review I read post movie) was kind of amusing in a sick and disgusting way, one guy was singing 'The Star Spangled Banner' into another guy's a**hole and another guy grabbed the genitalia of the 3rd guy and was lip syncing the same 'Star Spangled Banner' using the appendage as a pretend microphone. Very sick actually (sick in a bad way) but kind of funny that they were singing the US national anthem during rampant gay love Definately a DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME moment. Really !
GeneHilbert	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 8:23 PM Or in Iran......
sinai	Date: July 12, 2008 @ 8:31 PM Iran does not have gays, remember?
Tattoomom	Date: July 13, 2008 @ 2:51 AM And I ra-a-an I ran so far awa-a-a-y....I couldn't get away.... Thanks a lot you guys!
zedsalt	Date: July 13, 2008 @ 3:40 AM SNL's gay love song video with Fred Armisen as the Iranian leader cracked me up. I have a number of tunes which sound pretty much "finished" to me, except that they just cry out for vocals. I'd like to turn some singer/lyricists loose on 'em.
ShadowMom	Date: July 13, 2008 @ 3:47 PM cough Ahem...
pathendry88	Date: July 14, 2008 @ 8:53 AM
ShadowMom	Date: July 16, 2008 @ 3:29 PM Hmmm... seems she's been hiding her talent from us! Lonesome I Could Cry and I may get an unexpected "vacation" out of this.
evansorchid	Date: July 17, 2008 @ 12:19 AM On 12th Jul 2008, Israfel said: I don't know how you all sing but it rarely involves genitalia... sheesh! Speak for yourself Izzy. I find that there's a direct correlation. I sing....I get laid. Simple.
zedsalt	Date: July 17, 2008 @ 4:08 AM I thump myself in the chest with mine for vibrato.
TameasDust	Date: July 22, 2008 @ 1:12 PM This all started with a note from Fraser Here's the thing; I need a good female singer. Are you able to help me out here? Send me a link or a few, for singers with really nice voices? Turned out all my female vocalists went POOF
Tattoomom	Date: July 23, 2008 @ 3:32 AM oh well since you need a GOOD one...that lets me out!
aflunky	Date: July 23, 2008 @ 12:30 PM I can do female vocals..... http://flunky.dmusic.com/music/comments/367531
rolar3	Date: July 25, 2008 @ 2:17 PM I sing...between cigarettes!
TameasDust	Date: July 25, 2008 @ 8:10 PM I used to put Mickey Mouse to shame but I kinda lost it recently