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Best (Worst) pick up lines

DevonPowell	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 12:56 AM "Are those SpacePants you're wearing, cuz your butt is looking out of this world!" "Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What? You don't like pizza?"
Alexi1337	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 1:47 AM "Nice legs, what time do they open?"
DevonPowell	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 9:37 AM Ohhhh that's GOOD! makes mental note
ICF	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 1:10 PM "You must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you" one of the worst i've heard!
djfacemachine	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 1:14 PM "do you wash your pants with windex? i can really see myself in them" "baby, i'm no fred flinstone... but i can make your bed rock!" "do you have a boyfriend? well, when you want a MANfriend, come talk to me" "i'm thirsty baby and you smell like gatorade" "you make my software turn to hardware" "if you were a booger i'd pick you first" "my name isn't elmo but you can tickle me whenever you want" "do you work for UPS? i could have sworn i saw you checking out my package" "hi, i'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus." "i'm bigger and better than the titanic... only 200 women went down on the titanic" "roses are red, violets are blue, i have warts, so will you" "got two nipples for a dime?" "playing doctor is for kids. lets play gynocologist" "nice socks. can i try them on after i do you?" "your face or mine?"
BedroomSessions	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 1:16 PM "you'll do"
DevonPowell	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 1:21 PM "i'm bigger and better than the titanic... only 200 women went down on the titanic" I knew I went to the right person for this...
DevonPowell	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 1:22 PM @ ICF
DevonPowell	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 1:27 PM "You look like you could tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue..." "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
ICF	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 3:05 PM Man: "Did it hurt" Woman: "What?" Man: "When you fell down from heaven" (or vice versa) "Wanna screw?" "you must be tired...you've been running through my mind all day" "how do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?"
leflaw	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 3:48 PM Nice Legs. They yours?
BedroomSessions	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 5:25 PM both of em?
BedroomSessions	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 5:25 PM cooool
ICF	Date: July 29, 2004 @ 6:23 PM "Suck me beautiful" Curtosey of American Pie ^^I know, i cant spell
TransAutobot	Date: August 1, 2004 @ 11:55 PM lol 1 word.... "FUNNY AS HELL" lol ok ok 3
sween	Date: August 2, 2004 @ 5:48 PM Do you like fruit? Well Suck my cock, it's a peach!
-Truth-	Date: August 2, 2004 @ 6:22 PM is taht even a pick up line?
CowgirlBebop	Date: August 2, 2004 @ 7:06 PM i have one "hey baby, can i be your derivative? cuz i wanna be tangent to all your curves." calculus.
jmweirick	Date: August 2, 2004 @ 8:39 PM @ CowgirlBebop
DevonPowell	Date: August 2, 2004 @ 9:36 PM "Hey baby, let's play house. You can be the door and I'll slam you." "let's throw a party and invite your pants to COME ON DOWN!" "I could use a little help with my calculus...could you help me integrate my natural log?" "Here's $20. Drink until I'm really good looking, then come get me".
hollyoake	Date: August 16, 2004 @ 3:34 PM on $20? i would need more than that love!! sorry, did you want put downs too?
djfacemachine	Date: August 17, 2004 @ 12:37 PM foshizz... that is a TERRIBLE pick up line.
kingo	Date: August 17, 2004 @ 1:40 PM
sinai	Date: August 17, 2004 @ 9:50 PM "hey check it out, you're ugly, i'm lonely, ive had a twelve pack and i'm not in a picky mood..."
InsaneWayne	Date: August 17, 2004 @ 11:56 PM nice font, wanna cyber? sorry, I chat waaay too much
GTLive	Date: August 19, 2004 @ 2:24 AM The word of the day is "Legs". Spread the word. There's a party in my pants. Wanna come? (says nothing, licks eyebrows)
Pagan	Date: August 29, 2004 @ 5:18 AM "You know for a fat chick, you don't smell half bad"
wet1	Date: August 29, 2004 @ 5:30 PM Hi, I'm studing to be an astronaut... I'm taking up space. How 'bout you?
Dexter	Date: August 29, 2004 @ 6:26 PM "Hello. I'm Richard Simmons."
imemine	Date: August 29, 2004 @ 8:39 PM @ RH
imemine	Date: August 29, 2004 @ 8:43 PM Ok, it's been a while. "You know what would look good on you? Me." sween
sinai	Date: August 29, 2004 @ 10:34 PM (say this in a strip club to any patron or stripper) "Come here often?"
MusicianProm...	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 3:07 AM "hey wanna go listen to "musicians promoted"...? always gets me laid
Thaspian	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 4:11 AM Baby, does my beat make your booty go clap?
DevonPowell	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 12:15 PM Hey, Musicians Promoted...
DevonPowell	Date: August 31, 2004 @ 12:17 PM http://www.urbandictionary.com/listen.php?word=asshat&skip=0
Dexter	Date: September 8, 2004 @ 2:56 AM I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
DevonPowell	Date: September 8, 2004 @ 12:25 PM @ rh
hollyoake	Date: September 9, 2004 @ 5:50 AM you stole that from me!!!
Izekial	Date: September 10, 2004 @ 3:49 PM Haha, these are great. "Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!" "I'd totally leave my wife for you." "I'm a really senstive guy... all you'd have to do is fondle me a little bit before I explode!"

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