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TameasDust	Date: May 7, 2005 @ 2:22 PM you forget how to open the dang forums
YaBoyDrew	Date: May 9, 2005 @ 1:16 PM ya dick dont work properly
BOWILLIE	Date: May 9, 2005 @ 3:42 PM when you have lived more years than you probaly got left...
Dizeazed	Date: May 9, 2005 @ 8:10 PM @ TeamDust wonders if that is actually possible
redrasta	Date: June 7, 2005 @ 12:57 PM you find grey hairs.... in your pubes!!
imemine	Date: June 7, 2005 @ 1:09 PM RE: redrasta......in your nose and ears. ...AND THERE TOO!
redrasta	Date: June 7, 2005 @ 1:27 PM Bwahahahahaha!!!!
AgentMGD	Date: June 16, 2005 @ 11:35 AM when your daughter says your type of music sucks
Hatsy	Date: June 19, 2005 @ 8:05 AM When you bend down to pick something up off the floor & wonder if there is anything else you can do down there before you come back up again Ouch! creek!
BOWILLIE	Date: June 19, 2005 @ 11:17 AM when you start buying slip on shoes..so you dont have to bend over to tie laces...
MindSculpture	Date: June 19, 2005 @ 12:34 PM Gardening becomes more appealing than getting drunk.
DjInsertCool...	Date: June 19, 2005 @ 2:13 PM Anything becomes more appealing than haveing sex...
TheOwl	Date: June 19, 2005 @ 2:26 PM When you start saying "Today's music REALLY SUCKS"
TFive	Date: June 19, 2005 @ 4:39 PM The day your old is the day you dont want to wake up ever again.
Traf	Date: June 22, 2005 @ 7:14 PM There's more hair poking out your nose than is growing on your head..
Intergalacti...	Date: June 23, 2005 @ 4:46 AM When you stzrt saying to youngsters 'You have to live life to the fullest', 'Back when I was 8insert age here)', and 'I remember my old school friend, he's dead now but this one time....'
Distilled1	Date: June 23, 2005 @ 7:56 AM when you wake up at 4 in the morning on your days off
Svensta	Date: June 23, 2005 @ 8:26 AM ... when your joints combine to be a better weather prediction device than accu-weather on the local news. Also, when you cannot remember just when and how you earned a particular scar anymore.
yearbook	Date: June 23, 2005 @ 8:29 AM 40 - 50 year olds refer to the past as "when we were young..." and "we used to pay 7pence for an ice lolly - didnt we?...." I am twenty six!!!
zedsalt	Date: June 23, 2005 @ 12:59 PM Intergalactic's last standard just doesn't apply to me; too many of my old school friends have died WAY young.
imemine	Date: June 23, 2005 @ 1:12 PM Stop running with those scissors before you put an eye out! Kids!
Amp	Date: June 23, 2005 @ 4:11 PM when u have a new found love in mash potatoes and apple-sauce
rumtumm69	Date: June 23, 2005 @ 4:44 PM when ur brother's are old enough to hang with at the bars
yearbook	Date: June 24, 2005 @ 5:38 AM you get notice a gray hair..then notice that you are not making a living out of music..then you notice your bank balance is seriosuly low - then you notice you are no further forward than you were when you just left school..only you got a wife...
Amp	Date: June 24, 2005 @ 12:58 PM ...u can never hold a spoon at the dinner table without knocking 1/3 of all the food off of it be4 it goes into ur mouth......
Cowboy666	Date: June 24, 2005 @ 11:55 PM farts fly out of your ass and you don't even care.even in church
hantu	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 7:56 AM farts fly out of ur ass and u don't even realise
hantu	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 7:57 AM ok but seriouse i was thinking what age to people start to get grey hair on their head?
jack	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 9:01 AM you start to smell of mothballs!
Ghostie	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 11:22 AM I'm still a kid it's just my body that's getting old
GeneHilbert	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 11:31 AM I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
victorsskull	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 1:14 PM when your balls hit the floor
Stercesderised	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 1:16 PM you wake up in diapers
GeneHilbert	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 1:22 PM When you fart in public and don't care......
southwing	Date: September 23, 2005 @ 1:25 PM You read the "You Know Your Getting Older" forum and you say to yourself 'I can relate'
redrasta	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 12:12 PM when your 11 year old asks if you had tv when you were his age.... yeah, really. I'm not even 32 yet!!
K3VIN	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 12:37 PM when u got grey/gray pubes
K3VIN	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 12:38 PM o gay someone said that
GeneHilbert	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 2:52 PM When you're able to join my club "Curmudgeons R Us”
tsand19151	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 4:12 PM ....when your niece sees a album and asked you, "how did they play those big black CD's?"
Traf	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 5:51 PM When you look like me
GeneHilbert	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 7:59 PM Damn.......! I think you are distinguished....... for an old fart…..
victorsskull	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 9:54 PM ya you old fart
K3VIN	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 10:13 PM "what was I comin in this forum for?"
MickeyBreezy	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 10:35 PM u n ur friends tell old war stories, even if u've never been in a war.
Alecs	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 11:00 PM ...when you're so bored you post in this thread...
MickeyBreezy	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 11:04 PM when male stamina comes in the form of a popsicle stick n scotch tape
MickeyBreezy	Date: September 26, 2005 @ 11:04 PM ...or rigamortis, which ever comes 1st
GeneHilbert	Date: September 27, 2005 @ 12:55 AM When you can sit on your teeth and bite your ass at the same time.......
leplume	Date: September 27, 2005 @ 12:56 AM omg...
LostYears	Date: September 27, 2005 @ 1:57 AM u know ur old when u open ur eyes and everything is a blur........ or is that when ur drunk?????? im gettin to old to remember things like this, i need a drink
MickeyBreezy	Date: September 27, 2005 @ 2:21 AM we have a winner!
thought-fox	Date: September 29, 2005 @ 7:14 PM ... when you don't understand the language any more, eg. wonder what 'bling' means (don't tell me, my son did already! )
bender	Date: October 1, 2005 @ 11:01 PM when your little sisters have no idea who the looney toons are.... for god sakes what is this country comin to
tsand19151	Date: October 1, 2005 @ 11:49 PM ..when you remember when your 8-track player was Hi-tech audio....
tsand19151	Date: October 1, 2005 @ 11:51 PM ...when you have socks that are older than all your nieces and nephews.
bender	Date: October 2, 2005 @ 12:06 AM lol when you know you have watched every episode of hercules.... or every other tv show
TameasDust	Date: October 2, 2005 @ 12:12 AM What does 'bling' mean anyway When none of the stars in movies are older than you
shadowself	Date: October 2, 2005 @ 1:58 AM I got ID'd tonight. Age of majority is 19. I am 35. HA! I like lookin like a kid, dammit.
Intergalacti...	Date: October 2, 2005 @ 8:00 AM ...when you know the names of the nurses in the hospital and they know yours.
bender	Date: October 2, 2005 @ 9:15 PM hahaha hey when they know your home phjone by heart... and when to call it
MickeyBreezy	Date: October 2, 2005 @ 9:28 PM when watchin those tv shows that u've seen every episode of gives u the urge 2 get up n do sumthin, then when u do whatever that may have been, u realize its not as great as ur mind tricked u in2 thinking it would b, then let out a huge sigh, pissed that u now have 2 walk all the way back in2 the other room 2 watch tv again.
Amp	Date: October 2, 2005 @ 9:48 PM when u take no time to read long posts...
MickeyBreezy	Date: October 2, 2005 @ 9:49 PM when u sit on ur front porch w/ a shotgun waitin 4 them fuckin cornbreads 2 come runnin thru ur yard again.
Amp	Date: October 2, 2005 @ 9:50 PM ^ when you yell at the retarded kids for making snoangels and SnomaN in your yard
MickeyBreezy	Date: October 2, 2005 @ 11:48 PM uhh, when that didnt make sense, but ur sure it was supposed 2 b funny.
Amp	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 7:45 PM awww....when u get ripped and dont even know it...
Snoogans775	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 7:58 PM when you start calling in on serious radio talk shows, then you're old.
GeneHilbert	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 7:59 PM ……. when you reply to a posted thread redundantly........ without bothering to read the previous postings.....
Amp	Date: October 4, 2005 @ 8:04 PM ^ you know ur old when... ...you have moles everywhere...& still where a speedo to the beach
jd2theog	Date: October 5, 2005 @ 3:27 AM you know your old when... when you fart and dust comes out!
JDFreeSoul	Date: October 9, 2005 @ 7:18 AM When you and your teeth don't sleep together. When you discover the meaning of life, but you forgot to write it down. Your idea of weight lifting is "standing up".
Intergalacti...	Date: October 9, 2005 @ 7:23 AM hehe good ones ^^ When that lovely Dick Clark turns into a nice young man
RayN44	Date: October 9, 2005 @ 8:37 AM You know you're getting old when you forget what you wanted to write in this forum
RayN44	Date: October 9, 2005 @ 8:44 AM You know you're getting old when you forget what you wanted to write in this forum
RayN44	Date: October 9, 2005 @ 8:45 AM Then that happens
Engine11RDenny	Date: October 9, 2005 @ 8:47 AM You know your getting old when you forget what you wanted to write in this forum .......... what? *I'm a kind/gentle person but I might have to do the rage into that goodnight thing when it's all said and done for me RD
GeneHilbert	Date: October 9, 2005 @ 1:02 PM when you have names for your clingons

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