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kingo	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 10:38 AM "Republicans are made out of old sap." - That Wise Man on the Mountain
kingo	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 10:40 AM "Anytime anybody poops, it's probably a Republican." - Captain Hippopants
imemine	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 11:01 AM Those are my two favorite philosophizers!
Alstroph	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 11:20 AM They are well dressed.
MinisterofSc...	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 11:32 AM It was probably his girlfriend on another site talking to you. Because she probably signed in on HIS name but YOU were there so she thought it was him. Pass their pockets down and scuff up your boots and say "Well, no work for today". It's the way to do it. Wire the credit card for them saying "THAT'S how you cheat the system" The technique IS illegal.
GeneHilbert	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 2:09 PM A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
K3VIN	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 2:10 PM A republican and a democrat was walking down the street, they both died... funerals were arranged and a bomb threat was sent in, but no bombs ere found...
kingo	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 2:18 PM When the homeless person showed up at the Republican's office for a job, he couldn't read the application. The Republican had to have security escort him out.
shadowself	Date: April 24, 2006 @ 3:07 PM So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge. "Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge. "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.
pmscpc	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 3:01 AM What would happen if you met a troll while tripping ? Would you hallucinate a normal looking person ?
SimonWaldram	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 9:25 AM No, you’d hallucinate a republican
TameasDust	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 9:38 AM which came first ... the republican or the egg?
imemine	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 9:48 AM The Republican! Then the egg became necessary to throw at them!
zedsalt	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 10:56 AM Gene's story must've happened a long, long time ago. When do you suppose the last time was that a Republican acknowledged the existence of a homeless person?
GeneHilbert	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 10:57 AM When they set them up in hotel rooms.....
pmscpc	Date: April 26, 2006 @ 3:18 AM We don't have republican's over in the - we have Publicans, though and most folk LOVE them to bits. Perhaps GWB and his henchmen should open up a pub to gain some popularity points with the media / population.

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