DMusic.com | for indie musicians and fans | Free MP3 music downloads - Forums: The General Forum: Convert from Atheism

Forums > The General Forum

Convert from Atheism

celtaidd	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 7:26 PM I was an Atheist, now I realise Beer is god, and fags as well (or cigarettes to the New Worlders call them )and sex, Rock'n' Roll, nose picking,talking through my arse, not putting the seat down after I've been to the bog, being an arsehole when I want to be, and the rest as well (fed up typing now)
GeneHilbert	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 8:05 PM congrats, on taking your first steps towards the light...
desiderata	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 8:48 PM Look here, God or no God, you MUST put down the toilet seat! In the middle of the night pretty, disoreiented women might fall in!
TameasDust	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 11:14 PM get the new all improved fake toilet seat ... always looks down but never is
mudshadow	Date: April 25, 2006 @ 11:36 PM the bog???
desiderata	Date: April 26, 2006 @ 12:16 AM I assume that "bog" is stupid for "toilet."
Alexsy	Date: April 26, 2006 @ 12:46 AM no, no bog does not mean toilet. celtaidd means he uses a marshy swamp for a toilet.
pmscpc	Date: April 26, 2006 @ 3:11 AM You could really get up people's noses and act like a Born Again Atheist! Using marshy swamps is perfectly normal in the every house has one. Living in a posh part of town... WE have a Quagmire
shadowself	Date: April 26, 2006 @ 9:13 AM Giggity.
sinai	Date: April 26, 2006 @ 9:15 AM about what my religion is anyway, just with recycling, going apeshit every mayday, and a bit of tree huggin.
zedsalt	Date: April 26, 2006 @ 11:09 AM I used to work at a shop where men were the minority. One of the gals said something one day about how she figured one could train a monkey to put down the toilet seat. I said, "Well, sure, but you don't HAVE to train a monkey to look at where it's going to sit before it actually starts sitting. I mean, if that was the case, the jungles would be full of the sound of screeching, falling monkeys." I was in the middle of my screeching, falling monkey impression when I felt the if-looks-could-kill glares I was getting.
desiderata	Date: April 26, 2006 @ 11:11 AM Zedsalt, you are the man.
TameasDust	Date: April 26, 2006 @ 11:12 AM " id="216974">"Well, sure, but you don't HAVE to train a monkey to look at where it's going to sit before it actually starts sitting. I mean, if that was the case, the jungles would be full of the sound of screeching, falling monkeys."

Post A Reply
From:	Guest	(Icons - Linking)
Post: