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Do you masturbate in the shower???

moam	Date: April 11, 2007 @ 4:10 PM your face is offensive
moam	Date: April 11, 2007 @ 4:26 PM Yeah no fucking cunt shit We best tone it down in a masturbation thread
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 9:01 AM Is the shower safe to use yet? I'm starting to smell awfully bad...
moam	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 9:18 AM By "safe" do you mean "occupied"? Cause it's definitely occupied But I can make some room in here
Distilled1	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 10:59 AM you gona kick the chickens out
moam	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 11:00 AM Hell no! What would be the fun of a chickenless shower?
Distilled1	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 11:03 AM
TameasDust	Date: April 8, 2008 @ 11:24 AM I know how to clear a room
moam	Date: April 10, 2008 @ 1:35 AM
ChillinBuzz	Date: April 10, 2008 @ 3:50 AM
zedsalt	Date: April 10, 2008 @ 4:00 AM Dear lord, I'm SO glad there's no truth to that! I couldn't handle being resposible for that much death...
victorsskull	Date: July 21, 2008 @ 10:07 AM Im not hung like a horse the horse is hung like me
moam	Date: July 21, 2008 @ 10:10 AM Vic, you are my GOD!! Now we just need Buzz, Saint, and Mojo again and we are set... Oh and a shower full of chickens...and some bibles and nun porn
victorsskull	Date: July 21, 2008 @ 11:44 AM lol
Tattoomom	Date: July 21, 2008 @ 12:05 PM Hey! This thread looks famili.....OH MY GOD!!! Let me out of here!!!!
victorsskull	Date: July 21, 2008 @ 12:43 PM nobody leaves intil they show me there privates
moam	Date: July 21, 2008 @ 3:33 PM Come on Vic, lets seeeee the
Tattoomom	Date: July 22, 2008 @ 1:56 AM no...no....no..NOOOOOO!!!!!!
GeneHilbert	Date: July 22, 2008 @ 3:34 AM a a day
victorsskull	Date: July 22, 2008 @ 4:39 AM and the pickle stands hard and proud
GeneHilbert	Date: July 22, 2008 @ 7:57 AM pucker up...........
Mojosnake	Date: August 7, 2008 @ 12:04 AM On 21st Jul 2012, moam said: Vic, you are my GOD!! Now we just need Buzz, Saint, and Mojo again and we are set... Oh and a shower full of chickens...and some bibles and nun porn reporting for duty sir and i'll bring the nun porn
vilifiend	Date: August 8, 2008 @ 10:39 AM rarely. but yes.
NickSawyer	Date: August 9, 2008 @ 8:01 AM Haha! I was seriously mad when I first saw this thread a year ago but now I find it hilarious
vilifiend	Date: August 9, 2008 @ 3:55 PM thats kind of unsettling that this has taken a year of progress.
pullmytrigger	Date: August 9, 2008 @ 4:03 PM im just wondering why i read a hundred replies to this forum.. but to answer the quesion, the shower makes it sticky, so i found it is easierto do it in your girlfriends apartment...
pullmytrigger	Date: August 9, 2008 @ 4:03 PM Hey some soap!
sinai	Date: August 9, 2008 @ 4:56 PM it's certainly not very often that i'm given the advise to try masturbating with a loofah, at the end of the day, at least this thread can say it accomplished that much.
vilifiend	Date: August 9, 2008 @ 6:22 PM
pullmytrigger	Date: August 9, 2008 @ 6:29 PM ya know.. its bad that im not suprised this got so flippin popular... i guess there is only a few other things us guys are actually god at!
vilifiend	Date: August 9, 2008 @ 7:28 PM i mostly masturbate in train stations
vilifiend	Date: August 9, 2008 @ 7:28 PM and fancy restaurants
vilifiend	Date: November 20, 2008 @ 10:52 AM ive been trying for a while now. its awkward. i dont want to slip and be found that way. lots more to think about. with the prozac dose uppage i just cant succeed standing up by myself. so i sat down and now i have this bruise on my tailbone from the tub. so.
victorsskull	Date: November 20, 2008 @ 1:27 PM
ChillinBuzz	Date: November 21, 2008 @ 7:14 AM On 20th Nov 2012, vilifiend said: ive been trying for a while now. its awkward. i dont want to slip and be found that way. lots more to think about. with the prozac dose uppage i just cant succeed standing up by myself. so i sat down and now i have this bruise on my tailbone from the tub. so. I have one of those mats with the anti-slip grips on the underside, haven't had an accident in the shower yet.... And the more I write about it, the more I think I'm digging my hole a big deeper so I'm going to stop now.
zedsalt	Date: November 21, 2008 @ 10:12 AM Every once in a while, I have that same concern Vili' expressed, the idea of how my unconscious body or corpse would be found, or the notion of having to explain to some sort of first responder how I ended up unconscious. One time, I had a big, overloaded keyring in my mouth when I was checking my mail. Part of my bangs (I had bangs back then; this was a while ago) got in my eye, and I flipped my head to move them, catching myself right over the bridge of the nose with my keys. I did some very rapid praying when I got tunnel vision with little swimming sparklies around the edges. It worked; I didn't have to explain to anyone how I'd managed to knock myself out with my keys. And, Vic, wouldn't make more sense? Yeah, I know, "Eat and , Zed".
popdem	Date: December 10, 2009 @ 6:30 PM this forum topic is important to mankind
victorsskull	Date: December 10, 2009 @ 7:08 PM

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