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Do you read the bible in the shower?

GTOriginal	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 1:49 AM Come on, fess up. It's good for the soul
Saint	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 1:51 AM Only if I'm masturbating or peeing and I need to confess for it
Distilled1	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 4:12 AM I pee on my feet to kill the athletes foot, wank it for GP and read the Bible for a good laugh
Orion	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 4:25 AM it's all a pack of lies!!!!!!
Dexter	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 5:25 AM Only the Sports Illustrated Edition
GeneHilbert	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 12:12 PM I had mine special designed and constructed to be waterproof and rack mountable. Normally my divine ability to tread the surface spares me this necessity. However was not going to take any chances.
moam	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 1:06 PM Not in the shower but I keep it in my bathroom in case I run out of toilet paper
Saint	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 1:12 PM I'm so glad I'm going to have plenty of good company in hell
moam	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 1:59 PM
Tattoomom	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 2:40 PM You know?!?! That's not a bad idea....soap and water to wash away the lies afterward...
HenriRoger	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 7:07 PM Yes , all the time ,and I try to walk on the water ...
hate9wicket	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 8:12 PM I find a lot of context when I read some parts of Genesis and Exodus...in the shower, when I have all my rubber duckies,giraffes, lions, tigers, bears, elephants, etc....all lined up in pairs on the rim of the tub, waiting their turn to get on the 'ol tug boat....and then whenever the water disapears for a moment, then returns....
sinai	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 9:06 PM i don't have a bible.
NickSawyer	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 9:20 PM Is that because it got too wet when you read it in the shower?
sinai	Date: April 1, 2007 @ 11:33 PM no, i used the one i used to have as wallpaper in an old apartment i lived in a few years ago.
GTOriginal	Date: April 2, 2007 @ 9:07 AM They give 'em away free in every hotel room. Just look in the nightstand drawer. The inside cover texture is perfect for shakin' the seeds outta the weed. Uh, so I heard tell...
zedsalt	Date: April 2, 2007 @ 10:31 AM Y'know, if the police ever had reason to enter an apartment where the walls were covered with pages from a bible, I'd have to think that the current resident would become Suspect #1 in any investigation that was going on at the time...
sinai	Date: April 2, 2007 @ 6:33 PM the cops visited that very apartment more than a couple times indeed zed... though my record remains curiously clean
GTOriginal	Date: April 2, 2007 @ 6:35 PM Because the cop's walls are now papered with dollar bills... BTW, Do you count money in the shower?
shadowself	Date: April 2, 2007 @ 6:37 PM On 2nd Apr 2012, GTOriginal said: The inside cover texture is perfect for shakin' the seeds outta the weed. You get SEEDS in yours? comfort
K3VIN	Date: April 2, 2007 @ 7:46 PM correct me if im wrong shadowself... but u r from Canada righT? that may be why u never get seeds... cause for the past 4ish years ive gotten one seed in that whole entire time, and im not even too sure if it was a seed...
Distilled1	Date: April 2, 2007 @ 9:19 PM ^ ^^ ahh the life
evansorchid	Date: April 2, 2007 @ 10:39 PM Aah... The pages.....are so......soft.
shadowself	Date: April 2, 2007 @ 10:41 PM This should be an emoticon. Well, smaller.
Orion	Date: April 2, 2007 @ 10:46 PM little boy you're going to hell...

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