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Viagra, anyone?

ChillinBuzz	Date: May 2, 2007 @ 6:44 AM In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. (sent direct from an email. strange friends i have )
dafendabenda	Date: June 8, 2007 @ 5:09 PM
johnnygnote	Date: June 8, 2007 @ 9:44 PM Phuksagin new pill form...
Alwex	Date: June 9, 2007 @ 6:17 AM Hahaha, for some reason the sexual culture doesnt seem as natural anymore.
TnyjMuzic	Date: June 9, 2007 @ 8:38 PM what happens when you take viagra and drink a red bull?
ChillinBuzz	Date: June 11, 2007 @ 6:31 PM some poor lady is going to need a skin graft
johnnygnote	Date: June 11, 2007 @ 6:37 PM You fall in love with a horny heifer. On 9th Jun 2008, TnyjMuzic said: what happens when you take viagra and drink a red bull?
vladb	Date: June 11, 2007 @ 7:02 PM If you were prone to brewers droop and mixed your drinks would you end up with a bipolar penis…?
johnnygnote	Date: June 11, 2007 @ 10:48 PM
ChillinBuzz	Date: June 11, 2007 @ 11:00 PM Not sure but you could probably end up conducting an orchestra if it rose and fell that often...
NickSawyer	Date: June 11, 2007 @ 11:28 PM On 11th Jun 2008, johnnygnote said: You fall in love with a horny heifer.
imemine	Date: June 12, 2007 @ 12:20 AM I have a "hard" time thinking about this!
Svensta	Date: June 12, 2007 @ 8:13 AM I recently experienced fake breasts for the first time. I have to say... just looking, it doesn't matter, but damn... real really does feel MUCH MUCH better. Life's lessons, ya know?
ChillinBuzz	Date: June 13, 2007 @ 7:35 PM That's quite funny, I experienced "fake" boobs lately too, well the last couple of months especially... My own. I put on so much weight... And no, I don't feel them when I have the urge to grope...