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Ghostie and Israfel Wishing Shadowmom a Happy Birthday

Ghostie	Date: June 23, 2007 @ 11:59 PM Mary and I hope this fills all your Birthday Wishes! Your the Best Lady!!! The morning of June 24 was unlike any she'd seen. Waking up, she thought it would be like any other day. But quickly she realized that the fuzzy bunny pj's she was wearing when she fell asleep the night before had somehow been magically transformed into a stunning grass skirt and itchy coconut bra. Emerging from her bedroom, she found that her home was now a hut and her menagerie of animal creatures were now decked out in island splendour. Sassy in her festive lei and Shadow wearing a rakish lotus behind one ear. In the distance she could hear Tweety squawking with a thick pirate brogue. Being a girl who goes with the flow, Kathy smiled to herself and thought, "My own island! Alone at last!" She made herself a mai tai and went out to explore her new paradise. A warm tropical breeze wafted over her as she hula'd her way across the sand. She was more than pleased and only a little orgasmic to discover that not only was Capt. Jack Sparrow on her island to pleasure her at her command but Sawyer was also there to swab her decks, shimmey up her mizzenmast and... pleasure her at her command. Oh this island was working out better than she could have imagined! Being the only scantily coconut bra clad maiden on a private island with two sexy pirates and her beloved pets was going to be Kathy's personal slice of heaven and thensome. But, my dear readers, there was mutiny afoot! Another "fair" princess of the sea was on the island and "she" had only one dastardly plan in mind. This evil maiden knew that there could be no heaven on earth without a full, unending supply of Oreos involved somehow and "she" meant to have them all for "herself". Knowing that any unusual movement would raise Kathy's suspicions, the slightly less attractive maiden calmly hula danced "her" way closer Kathy's hut. "She" made her way, inching closer to Kathy. Kathy stood transfixed by the sensual rythym of "her" hips and the delicate motion of "her" hands and arms. Even Capt. Jack and Sawyer were mesmerized and said not a word! (insert pulsing island music and underlying sinister heartbeat sound track here... ) Shadow ran up to the evil maiden and, not being scared, sniffed "her" crotch in a friendly, welcoming gesture. Sassy looked up in a non-chalant manner and sensing no harm, rolled over in an "I don't care" attitude and licked herself. The entire island and all of it's strange inhabitants were under the spell of the pulsating, hip grinding dance of the evil maiden. "She" danced her sultry dance around each of them, never letting "her" eyes leave theirs for an instant and with each intricate step, push and shimmy, "she" made her way closer to the coveted booty. (NO, not Johnny Depp's booty...I'm talking about the Oreos... please pay attention!) Suddenly, a flash of blue and white flew towards the menacing maiden. Desparately trying to block the parakeet from ruining "her" plan, "she" flapped her arms madly which broke the trance "she" had placed on all of them. Kathy screamed, dramamtically raising her hand to her brow as all great movie heroines are known to do, and then she crumpled to the sand in a dead faint. (Also, something heroines do in cheesy movies like this one... ) Shadow barked bravely and then ran to hide behind a tree. Sassy barely looked up. Capt. Jack began making a plan with a very serious plan-making look on his face. Sawyer stood by making sure he was always showing his best side in the best possible light. It looked as though all would be "Lost" if someone didn't act quickly. But Tweety was unstoppable. Tweety knew that if the evil maiden succeeded in stealing away with the Oreos this would make Kathy very crabby and, most likely, result in a series of unnecessary hissy fits and the possibly reduction in fresh bird seed and clean drinking water for him. Tweety, who loves a clean fresh cage and knew what was at risk, swooped towards the evil maiden and did not become deterred when he saw that from close up "she" was one of the ugliest women he had ever seen! In one gallant movement, Tweety plucked the wig from the menace's head. The evil maiden was revealed! It was MOAM! Upon this descovery, Kathy came to and screamed. Capt. Jack, who had finally come up with his plan, conked Moam on the head with a rotten coconut, knocking him to the ground in a heap. Thinking quickly, but always showing his good side, Sawyer tossed Moam into a nearby pit (hey...it's fiction...there's always a nearby pit so get over it...) and buried him neck deep in the sand. Shadow punctuated the event by relieving himself on Moam's exposed head. Sassy rolled over. Kathy, in the tradition of all good heroines, clapped her hands, gave a little jump and shouted "Hurrah!" Then, also in the tradition of all good heroines, she took Jack Sparrow and Sawyer into the hut with a knowing grin on her face. What happened next, I will not say, but whatever it was it took a very, very long time and the sounds eminating from the hut were comprised of many soulful sighs, exquisite moaning and a few giggles thrown in for good measure. Yes, life on the island was restored to bliss until the morning of June 25th...when she woke up..
Israfel	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 12:01 AM Happy Birthday lady!
Mojosnake	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 12:04 AM happy b-day kathy may all you birthday wishes come true
Ghostie	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 12:06 AM Happy Birthday!!! Let
Israfel	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 12:10 AM bump
ShadowMom	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 12:12 AM I don't believe this... I think I'm dreaming now! You two -- I have something to talk to you about!!!!! Come on down to Mom's Magical Island... the OTHER one with the bread and water and the nice ... quiet... cages. Jumping up and down. Thanks, you two! You are the best!!! Now I have to ...
ShadowMom	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 12:13 AM And thank you, Matthew ??
BOWILLIE	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 12:15 AM
shutyatrap	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 1:13 AM Oh its Moms birthday eh!!!! Happy happy happy birthday to you... you sexy sexy Momma!!!
shutyatrap	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 1:13 AM Oh its Moms birthday eh!!!! Happy happy happy birthday to you... you sexy sexy Momma!!!
farfor44	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 1:49 AM Kathy's private Island,great story Mary and very entertaining illustration Ghostie with all the pets,jack and sawyer,and the birthday girl herself in her grass skirt Happy Birthday Kathy!! hope ya have the best day ever!!
moam	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 2:36 AM This story was VERY entertaining HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATHY!!! I hope you had an AMAZING birthday this year I obviously didn't have a good day, I got buried and peed on!
Opossum	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 3:06 AM
Engine11RDenny	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 5:50 AM Happy Birthday Kathy Just saw the link Hope you had a great one Howz it feel to be 25 already YEAH! wooooohooooo!! yeaaaaaaah!!! .... alright lets get him outta here yea throw him in the street Happy Birth......!
independentm...	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 7:32 AM Happy Birfday! Shall later do a in celebration!
ChillinBuzz	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 8:41 AM happy birthday Mom
baiko	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 8:58 AM happy birthday, my friend!!!
GTOriginal	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 9:38 AM Happy Birthday To You
NickSawyer	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 11:38 AM happy birthday
leedsquietman	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 11:41 AM Have a great Birthday and congratulations ... hope you have a great day with your family and your DMusic family !!
evansorchid	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 11:50 AM
songbird	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 12:31 PM Happy Birthday, Mom!!!
Jessy	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 2:22 PM Happy Birthday, Mom!
hantu	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 3:07 PM On 24th Jun 2008, evansorchid said: Some how that cakes actually reminds me of shadowmom Happy Birthday!
zedsalt	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 3:08 PM Woo-hoo! Happy birthday!
ShadowMom	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 9:54 PM to everybody, I think you're all wonderful. Now back to regularly scheduled programming
imemine	Date: June 24, 2007 @ 10:36 PM Well crap----apparently I miss ALL the good stuff around here. Nonetheless, Happy Birthday Mom!!!! I hope it was awesome!!!! That’s some piece of literary nonsencery up there too! With friends like that………………………… Captian Jack Eyyyyyy?
Alwex	Date: June 25, 2007 @ 11:49 AM Happy birthday, uhm if im not to late that is. And nice lil story ghostie i guess your to hungover for any drinking partying smileys so ill skip those
aflunky	Date: June 25, 2007 @ 11:53 AM Gives her a big happy birthday hug, and kiss, and tounge, and feel up and grope, and...
hantu	Date: June 25, 2007 @ 4:51 PM draws curtains
imemine	Date: June 27, 2007 @ 12:02 AM Looks like she left town with the male strippers Mary and Cathy got for her! Oh well, hope she's happy!
ShadowMom	Date: June 27, 2007 @ 9:09 PM What the heck has been going on here? Male strippers? And Flunky's gonna have a with me real soon... You think that grass skirt means I'm easy? Or was it the coconuts? At any rate, there will be no shinnying up anything. And definitely no swabbing! MOM is back!
hantu	Date: June 27, 2007 @ 9:28 PM I should probably get ready to die again
ShadowMom	Date: June 27, 2007 @ 9:32 PM To the dearly departed...
Orion	Date: June 27, 2007 @ 9:35 PM run sham!!
ShadowMom	Date: June 27, 2007 @ 9:45 PM Toooooo late!!
hantu	Date: June 27, 2007 @ 11:08 PM
ShadowMom	Date: June 27, 2007 @ 11:11 PM Bandaid? Aspirin? I'm here for you.