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JeraldHenry	Date: February 6, 2008 @ 1:51 PM Here's something my dad used to say when I was a kid, "If you were sailing your canoe across the Mojave Desert and had a flat tire, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? 13 1/2 because footballs don't have feathers.
K3VIN	Date: February 6, 2008 @ 2:29 PM That's knowledge I'll take with me to the grave
Opossum	Date: February 6, 2008 @ 2:37 PM Eh, there was one case in history in the center of the corner of a circular pyramid where a football had feathers. But it was a puffin, so that might not be relevant.
moam	Date: February 6, 2008 @ 2:59 PM Wow, this dude is my HERO I think I can learn a lot from him
ShadowMom	Date: February 6, 2008 @ 3:10 PM I'm only allowed one thought per day... and you just used it up!
celtaidd	Date: February 6, 2008 @ 3:43 PM
Tattoomom	Date: February 6, 2008 @ 8:10 PM When I was a kid and my sister and I would say that we wanted something (be it candy or a toy or whatever)...my dad would say, "want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full first." He could have just said "no"....
baiko	Date: February 7, 2008 @ 2:00 AM my grandfather used to say "never trust a woman when she's lying" and he was always using that necromancer voice, you know?
GTOriginal	Date: February 7, 2008 @ 11:52 AM I fill both hands with want every chance I get...
GTOriginal	Date: February 7, 2008 @ 6:34 PM My Grandfather used to say "Holy shit I'm having chest pain! Call an amulance!" Well, OK he only said it once...
Tattoomom	Date: February 7, 2008 @ 7:01 PM On 7th Feb 2008, GTOriginal said: My Grandfather used to say "Holy shit I'm having chest pain! Call an amulance!" Well, OK he only said it once...
billrhynes	Date: February 7, 2008 @ 8:24 PM My stepfather used to say..."put that goddam rifle down, you sonofabitch!!" -actually, he only said it once...
leflaw	Date: February 7, 2008 @ 9:12 PM My grandmother used to say -- a Brinks truck never follows a hearse. --- If you bought a cemetary, people would stop dying. ----You are the master of the words you don't speak, and a slave to the ones you do. My grandmother was in the fortune cookie business.
Israfel	Date: February 7, 2008 @ 11:45 PM My mother still says "You don't know your arse from a hole in the ground." I think she was implying I was stupid but I'm pretty sure I could recognize my arse when compared to a hole in the ground. Maybe. On a good day.
zedsalt	Date: February 8, 2008 @ 10:53 AM I don't have a very good idea of what my own arse looks like; I'm just not that flexible. I figure I could always rely on this simple rule, though: If green and straight doth surround, I'm looking at a hole in the ground. If brown, short, and curlies encircle wrinkled and pinker, somehow I'm looking at my own sphincter. Yeah, I know it's not very good, but it's the best I could do on short notice this time of the a.m.
Tattoomom	Date: February 8, 2008 @ 6:09 PM
GTOriginal	Date: February 8, 2008 @ 6:14 PM On 7th Feb 2008, leflaw said: ----You are the master of the words you don't speak, and a slave to the ones you do. Excellent!
zedsalt	Date: February 9, 2008 @ 10:20 AM My grandmother used to say, "Remember, the difference between 'friend' and 'fiend' is where you put the 'i'." Is it any wonder I miss her? Such wisdom- plus, I always felt like such a smart boy when I got to correct her spelling.
zedsalt	Date: February 9, 2008 @ 10:21 AM I'm sorry. I just made that up.
Opossum	Date: February 9, 2008 @ 10:43 AM My dad used to say, "It's not whether you win or lose, it's where you plant the blame." Wait, that's not it...is it?