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mudshadow	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 3:55 AM It's just plain better.
zedsalt	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 4:58 AM This is one of those things that makes me think we ought to have a "Fanvertising" forum. And it's true: Miracle Whip kicks ass.
GeneHilbert	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 5:45 AM
Distilled1	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 6:32 AM I hate that white stuff!
ShadowMom	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 7:25 AM What Gene said...
BOWILLIE	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 7:30 AM ..miracle whip is a bit to sweet for my pate".. im a hellmans man. the jar..not the the frickin messy arse squeeze bottle that splats all over the counter
moam	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 7:45 AM Dude.. + =
Israfel	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 10:11 AM I think Moam missed the point...
GeneHilbert	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 10:13 AM We could butter him up and call him a biscuit.
Israfel	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 10:14 AM That would be a waste of good butter now, wouldn't it?
GeneHilbert	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 5:40 PM yeah........
SimonWaldram	Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:32 PM Help a Limey out, will you? Is Miracle Whip any different to mayonaise? What the hell is Cool Whip anyway? And I'm I the only person who prefers a bit of lovely Mustardayonaise? http://youtube.com/watch?v=8OuPEubf-UY
evansorchid	Date: June 18, 2008 @ 12:22 AM Sure Simon... Miracle Whip is basically a chemical emulsification of water, corn syrup and oil and is a bit sweet. Kids seems to prefer using this because of the sweetness. Real Mayonnaise is a classical sauce which is an beautiful blending of egg yolks and usually a flavorless oil like Canola. Mayonnaise tends to add richness to whatever it's added to. Cool Whip also leans toward the chemical side. It's a non-dairy product that makes a feeble attempt to imitate whipped cream.
Distilled1	Date: June 18, 2008 @ 2:13 AM miracle whip is to tangy as well just stinking gross!
zedsalt	Date: June 18, 2008 @ 3:48 AM Just checked out bottles of the "Lite" varieties of Hellmann's and Miracle Whip, and they seem to have pretty much identical info on the labels; it must be the regular varieties that are so different. One thing Miracle Whip had over Hellmann's, though: the upside down bottle that balances easily on it's big cap. Now, THAT'S freakin' brilliant!
zedsalt	Date: June 18, 2008 @ 3:52 AM Interesting fact about mayo- It's infamous for being the first part of sandwich to "go bad", when in truth, it's usually the LAST. It starts to look, smell, and taste "off" before the rest, but the rest is actually unsafe much earlier. It's like the canary in our picnic basket coalmine.
SimonWaldram	Date: June 18, 2008 @ 4:03 AM There's nothing like a canary and mayonaise sandwich when you're having a picnic down a coalmine
mudshadow	Date: June 19, 2008 @ 12:23 AM Miracle Whip isn't sweet, but it IS tangy, and I am a fan of the tang. Makes a better cole slaw too.
mudshadow	Date: June 19, 2008 @ 12:26 AM Besides, Mayonnaise really, has hardly any considerable flavor whatsoever.
zedsalt	Date: June 19, 2008 @ 3:31 AM If nothing else, this thread has performed a public service by getting people to take a good look in their fridges, and...if they're anything like me...throw out at least one jar of mayo which was beginning to resemble bow rosin.
Distilled1	Date: June 19, 2008 @ 4:29 AM ^ yeah its garbage day I need to do that!
SimonWaldram	Date: June 19, 2008 @ 7:30 AM Garbage day??? http://youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k ...sorry
Tattoomom	Date: June 19, 2008 @ 7:43 AM It's a great hair conditioner too...or was that semen? I can't remember....
BOWILLIE	Date: June 19, 2008 @ 10:34 AM oh come on..my rosin aint that bad
evansorchid	Date: June 19, 2008 @ 1:09 PM
zedsalt	Date: June 20, 2008 @ 3:01 AM T'mom, I'm pretty sure I've read that both are...oh, and beer! Mayonnaise, semen, and beer, hmm? Well, I guess it is the weekend, after all.
Tattoomom	Date: June 20, 2008 @ 8:25 AM woo-hoo! Sign us up!

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