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Acumen	Date: November 11, 2003 @ 4:52 PM
invocati	Date: November 11, 2003 @ 6:39 PM Did you dwell in it or walk away?
djfacemachine	Date: November 11, 2003 @ 7:56 PM typical
sinai	Date: November 11, 2003 @ 8:01 PM we are one step away from full blown bukkake threads...
sinai	Date: November 11, 2003 @ 8:01 PM we can only hope
Acumen	Date: November 11, 2003 @ 10:32 PM ok, i know these thrads are too common these days and contributing isn't going to help you go away... so I am going to turn things around and give this a little backbone... mmmm... ah... oh! why do some people think they're too good to fart? they act as if they never done it before and critize people when they do it. serious, if you don't fart, you will explode. ok, i know... still unimportant... but hey... people like a bit of mediocrity in their lives.
victorsskull	Date: November 11, 2003 @ 10:47 PM gets a lighter out and blows up acumens ass:fire:
Maffmatix	Date: November 14, 2003 @ 7:42 AM hahaha he said fart
johnnygnote	Date: November 14, 2003 @ 9:52 AM I do it all the time
victorsskull	Date: November 14, 2003 @ 11:36 AM johnnygnote thats sick
Jesuszilla	Date: November 14, 2003 @ 11:38 AM If a man farts in a wood and no-one else is around to hear it, did he fart? And what if a tree falls down on him... then he farts, will anyone hear (or smell) it?
furiousBall	Date: November 14, 2003 @ 12:18 PM the bunny that pushed the tree over on him did
victorsskull	Date: November 14, 2003 @ 1:13 PM wow this is a realy stupid thread but I love it hey on you mo fo
leflaw	Date: November 14, 2003 @ 7:23 PM This thread stinks
Bill43	Date: November 14, 2003 @ 8:34 PM Why do farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
GeneHilbert	Date: November 15, 2003 @ 1:18 AM ....... are they suppose to have chunks?
Arthen	Date: November 15, 2003 @ 6:55 AM ehe...how many of u guys hold in the fart when u're in a crowded public area? or do u just drop hiroshima?..
Cryxan	Date: November 15, 2003 @ 6:13 PM If you're in a crowded area, no one knows who did it, so who cares? Just make sure to walk around a little bit to get away from the epicenter.
milladrive	Date: November 15, 2003 @ 6:46 PM The "epicenter."
sinai	Date: November 15, 2003 @ 9:13 PM and hope no ones looking at you when the bio-chem team showz up
jmweirick	Date: November 15, 2003 @ 9:31 PM
LowREz	Date: November 15, 2003 @ 9:58 PM i fart in public all the time,its almost a hobby for me now.
sinai	Date: November 15, 2003 @ 11:50 PM more constructive than bird watching i guess
LowREz	Date: November 16, 2003 @ 4:49 AM
Bill43	Date: November 17, 2003 @ 9:43 AM They call me "Poppa-Fart" and I think the title speaks for itself... I have the uncanny ability to sneak out the most noxious aromas known to modern man (the smell can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon at 90 paces) and then blame them on someone else... on totally innocent people. It doesn't help them when they turn beet red either.
Jesuszilla	Date: November 17, 2003 @ 10:28 AM As the old adage goes, silent but violent, loud and proud... er... something something, and the thing...
Jesuszilla	Date: November 17, 2003 @ 10:29 AM Notice how the monster loud ones don't smell? Amazing!
furiousBall	Date: November 17, 2003 @ 1:41 PM Here it is kids, lyrics to the smash hit "Last Big Fart" by Poppa-Fart (to the tune of Last Resort by Papa Roach) Last Big Fart cut cheese into pieces this is my last big fart suffocation no breathing don't give a f*** if i cut one in public this is my last resort
ChillinBuzz	Date: November 17, 2003 @ 3:30 PM apple tart makes you fart rhubarb crumble makes it rumble curry powder makes it louder add some jelly and make it smelly
GeneHilbert	Date: November 17, 2003 @ 3:34 PM "Too much time on my hands" I got.......
invocati	Date: November 17, 2003 @ 6:11 PM I was born on a pirate ship.
sinai	Date: November 17, 2003 @ 8:02 PM i know a woman thats been blown out more times than a firestone tire on an iraqi backroad
GeneHilbert	Date: November 18, 2003 @ 1:36 AM Excuse me Madam, would you care to partake in this study of the gaseous anomaly?
alienhead	Date: November 18, 2003 @ 4:59 AM i flew over his fart last Thursday when she kept asking me for 3 dollars to get her some more whiskey sours.. i threw up in my mouth and saved it for you though..
sween	Date: November 19, 2003 @ 4:30 PM I farted the other day... and followed through... wasnt pretty... pebble-dashed my boxers, the floor, walls, ceiling... suprisingly, I just missed the toilet hehe
sween	Date: November 19, 2003 @ 4:32 PM vandaman, the lyrics are quality!!!!
Acumen	Date: November 19, 2003 @ 6:16 PM oh no... what have I done? Acumen, making morals and standards obsolete since 2003.
jenspen33	Date: December 5, 2003 @ 9:45 PM Acumen comes back again to see what he has started. He sees it was a big mistake to tell us that he farted. Though the smell is long gone, The thread lingers on And all because he was bored one day when his ass-cheeks parted. (Sorry.) ~J
GeneHilbert	Date: December 6, 2003 @ 1:37 AM Oh dear..... I believe that one contacted fabric.
jenspen33	Date: December 7, 2003 @ 6:38 AM Why, that's a fabrication! ~J
GeneHilbert	Date: December 8, 2003 @ 12:51 AM S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes...... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes...... when you are happy... no one sees your smile. But FART!! just ONE time... And everybody knows!!
blooddshedd	Date: December 8, 2003 @ 2:23 AM come on people lets be a lil more civil one time I farted and and snot came out my noise it was horrible
chrissturt	Date: December 8, 2003 @ 6:15 AM at least you didnt fart through your nose & snot came out of your arse!!!!!
GeneHilbert	Date: December 8, 2003 @ 11:21 AM civil........? What could be more expressive..... personal & sharing ...... Isn't it better to give than to receive?
rapidhopeloss	Date: December 20, 2003 @ 4:34 PM
TripEclipse	Date: December 20, 2003 @ 5:53 PM have you ever farted while having sex?
sinai	Date: December 20, 2003 @ 6:18 PM no, but i peed in a girl's mouth once...even in a farting thread that has to go for something...
alienhead	Date: December 25, 2003 @ 6:34 PM pee pee mouth she gotta spit it out quality threads by the imperial thinker 8 more beers and i'll have to go tinker
TameasDust	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 9:31 AM ahhh the smell of the good ole days