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victorsskull	Date: January 5, 2005 @ 3:04 PM
ryanwilliams	Date: January 5, 2005 @ 3:33 PM That was cold, sinai.
sinai	Date: January 5, 2005 @ 6:15 PM oh come on! cut me some slack man, that was funny! you laughed, i guarentee it!
mudshadow	Date: January 13, 2005 @ 9:13 PM Your drummers wife wants to boink everybody but the drummer
azhazhellfire	Date: January 13, 2005 @ 10:09 PM When you're paying the club $100 an hour to play.
tsand19151	Date: January 13, 2005 @ 10:20 PM when everybody comes to band rehearsal with the soul purpose of getting high
mudshadow	Date: January 14, 2005 @ 12:52 AM been there
imemine	Date: January 14, 2005 @ 12:57 AM ........and no one has any!
tsand19151	Date: January 15, 2005 @ 10:55 AM ...two hours before rehearsal you get a call from the singer saying rehearsal is cancelled....you find out later that the band was auditioning another guitar player.
Gatherer	Date: January 15, 2005 @ 1:37 PM ....and the guitar player happens to be Blinko the 's baby sister. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
fireball87	Date: January 15, 2005 @ 7:54 PM Wow this topic is still here... You know your band is dead when its target audience is "the 80s".
ps-I-forgot	Date: January 20, 2005 @ 7:34 PM the bassist of your alternative band keeps practicing jethro tull songs like "thick as a brick" and "war child" in between songs.
imemine	Date: January 20, 2005 @ 10:24 PM ps-I-forgot---- did we play together?
TameasDust	Date: January 21, 2005 @ 7:48 AM when your opening band has a bigger audience than you do ... actually happened way back when ... april wine played the opener then half the audience left before STYX came on stage
onewhodreams	Date: April 3, 2005 @ 9:24 PM We miss you Gene
BOWILLIE	Date: April 3, 2005 @ 10:18 PM when all the musicians in your hair band has gone bald.....
BOWILLIE	Date: April 3, 2005 @ 10:20 PM i'll take that in cash....
happyhappyhappy	Date: April 4, 2005 @ 1:42 AM Your band's doomed when you practice about once every three years. People get jobs and go to college and just stop caring. I was the youngest one in the band...
sinai	Date: August 12, 2005 @ 7:35 AM your manager tells you about some cool new pyrotechnics for your band, Great White
BOWILLIE	Date: August 12, 2005 @ 8:23 AM ooo..good one.
evansorchid	Date: August 12, 2005 @ 10:00 AM .....when your drummer comes home from his girlfriend's house and discovers that the landlord has confiscated his drum set because he didn't pay his rent. And, not only that, but two of the guitarist's guitars are missing and he didn't even live there..... True story.
AgentMGD	Date: August 12, 2005 @ 10:05 AM when you lead singer continues to write songs sobbing over the breakup of his ex-girlfriend ...which happened 5yrs ago!
shadowself	Date: August 12, 2005 @ 8:09 PM Isn't that how Emo continues to be a genre?
Snoogans775	Date: August 12, 2005 @ 11:33 PM worst sign, well, when everybody has to go a website forum thread to see if their band is falling apart.
BlackMage	Date: August 13, 2005 @ 4:53 AM When a bands name starts with an M and ends to etallica in the 21st century.
mattbanx	Date: August 13, 2005 @ 4:59 AM Metallica is definately going to go down as one of the great composers of the 20th century.
mattbanx	Date: August 13, 2005 @ 5:03 AM Oh...I guess a band would be doomed when people say "you guys sound just like Led Zeppelin". That happened to a band called Kingdome Come. Too bad to. They were talented.
Engine11RDenny	Date: September 11, 2005 @ 6:13 PM You Know Your Band Is Doomed When: 10. I'm the lead singer boooo Lets RUSH HIM!!!! .... 9. You plug your guitar into the toaster 8. Your Mom and Dad say that was wonderful Ron I...........I feel "wonderful" 7. The drummers wife is now in the first row with your ex 6. Your new girlfriend says "is that ALL?" ... ...? oh wait wrong topic 5. The crowd starts using your equipment as drink holders. 4. You begin the set with "Feelings" Boooooo hutuzi: woo wooo wooo 3. The drummers wife is now with the drummer and your new girls ex husband 2. The drummer implodes and now his wife has taken over his duties And the # 1 Sign You Know Your Band Is Doomed ........... You spend more energy on this forum than on your music.
Rodrica	Date: September 13, 2005 @ 10:35 AM Ron... You know your band is doomed when people use your cds as beer mats Or when the local lounge lizard uses them as a medallion to hang around his neck
Engine11RDenny	Date: September 16, 2005 @ 11:52 AM I am a leisure suit lizard
GeneHilbert	Date: September 16, 2005 @ 12:22 PM When you decide to become a Bee Gees cover band...... because double knits really are making a come back...
lookin4romeo	Date: September 16, 2005 @ 1:28 PM when the lead singer is so wasted that he cant remember the lyrics to the songs that he wrote....
zedsalt	Date: September 17, 2005 @ 11:46 AM Dread Zeppelin survived a brief stint covering Bee Gees tunes. It's the only album of theirs I don't own a copy of.
Intergalacti...	Date: September 17, 2005 @ 12:07 PM When you play a gig and before every song someone in the band says, 'what does this one go like?'
Intergalacti...	Date: September 17, 2005 @ 12:11 PM When your slightly camp lead singer suggests playin a regular gig in a club renound for its transvestite audience
GeneHilbert	Date: September 17, 2005 @ 1:55 PM Hey man..... I like those gigs
evansorchid	Date: September 17, 2005 @ 6:09 PM When you are booked to play at a local club and the only people who show up are ex-girlfriends of the drummer. When between each song the guitarist has to retune his instrument. When some guy sitting at the bar keeps yelling 'Freebird' between songs and your band accomodates him.
Traf	Date: September 18, 2005 @ 7:34 AM oh no... that's my band..
GeneHilbert	Date: September 18, 2005 @ 11:46 AM My standard reply is "Would you like that in stereo......"

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