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TameasDust	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 9:50 AM what is your favorite insult or the one you have heard and don't understand ... Your mother wears army boots
soundsseeker	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 10:20 AM This sounds stupid but I have heard;;; Your so low- you could sit on a cigarette butt and swing your legs....
victorsskull	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 10:36 AM mine is why dont you go out side and play hide and go fuck your self
sepidman	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 10:47 AM how about: If you had another brain you'd be twice as stupid!!
sepidman	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 10:48 AM or: If assholes could fly this place would be a fucking airport! I have many. Insults that is, not assholes!!
TameasDust	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 11:05 AM
soundsseeker	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 11:09 AM How about if your had another asshole you'd still be full of shit...
Wildy1	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 12:14 PM this is a tame one but .....super sonic idiotic brain infected diconected super duper dumbbell....can you tell when i was a kid???
TameasDust	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 12:43 PM
Acumen	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 12:46 PM Your mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck
marcxpx	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 1:46 PM I'm a big fan of the one from sister act 2 "your mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out"
leflaw	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 3:05 PM Your Mama's so fat, santa mistook her ass for a reindeer.
victorsskull	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 4:58 PM the best part of you dripped down your dady's leg
TameasDust	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 5:43 PM ooooooooooo
Jesuszilla	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 5:47 PM One of the enemies in a comp game called Shogo: MAD shouted "you mother lovin' butt monkey!"
TameasDust	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 5:49 PM one I say a lot ... Fuckem if they can't take a joke
smelv1n	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 5:59 PM rump wrangler.
sepidman	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 6:48 PM Some more for ya'll 1. Not all women are annoying. Some are dead! 2. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 3. You are depriving some village of an idiot. 4. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left 5. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 6. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 7:57 PM referring 2 women....u cant trust anything that bleeds 4 a week n doesnt die also....ur so ugly u needed tinted windows on ur incubater
Maffmatix	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 8:14 PM Your mom's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped outta George Washington's nose.
victorsskull	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 8:23 PM is that your face or some thing your neck puked up
invocati	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 8:25 PM You must have taken a course in stupid.
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 8:29 PM ill b sober in tha mornin but ull b ugly 4 tha rest of ur life. every1 is entitled 2 b stupid but some of us over-abuse the privilage.
redrasta	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 11:06 PM 1/ cuntchops. 2/ clitlimpet. 3/ cum gurgling slut monkey. 4/ when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother. 5/ when you were born, they debated keeping the afterbirth instead. 6/ He suffers from Zachery's disease - his face looks zachery same as his ass. 7/ The man was so stupid when he couldnt count to 21 unless he was naked. 8/ "wow, it looks like a penis, only smaller...." 9/ The woman had tits like a dead-heat in a zeppelin race 10/ I wouldnt fuck that with a rented dick.
sinai	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 11:08 PM i bet when you were a kid you thought riding the short bus was for the cool kids huh?
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 11:09 PM r u in or out
TameasDust	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 11:42 PM here is one your as stuck up as a SoundClicker
TameasDust	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 11:45 PM Your so stuck up your nose is blocking the sun Is that your mouth or are you mooning the world again
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 11:47 PM ur more stuck up than tampons
TameasDust	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 11:55 PM
TameasDust	Date: January 8, 2004 @ 11:57 PM your so loose I need a ladder strapped across my ass so I don't fall in
sinai	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 12:39 AM were you born with your head up your ass or was that some industrial accident?
TameasDust	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 12:42 AM OMG :rolf:
TameasDust	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 12:43 AM ooops sinai took me off guard was that your fart .. you can almost chew on that
TameasDust	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 12:45 AM Your ass is so hairy I can't tell which way your walking
redrasta	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 12:45 AM LMAO!! and also, EWW!!!!!
TameasDust	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 12:52 AM or how bout I need someone to ignore ... commere
TameasDust	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 5:55 AM or you talk like GNC, you smell like GNC, you look like GNC so you must be a dogs ass
TameasDust	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 7:57 AM or sure I talk to myself, Its the only way I get interesting conversation
ronnie71	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 8:36 AM Mamma's lips so big Chapstick had to come out with a spray
TameasDust	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 9:15 AM
TameasDust	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 9:16 AM or Kiss your ass .. ok which acre
SoulBeats	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 9:21 AM Can ya borrow your face? I forgot my ass home...
Arthen	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 9:24 AM Sepidman - "Unfuck you" WHAKUAHKAWHUAKHUAKHAK
victorsskull	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 10:33 AM you know where dinner hangs bitch
TameasDust	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 12:50 PM or Penis? oh I thought that was your little finger I was holding
kredd	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 2:25 PM she's got a butter face....everything looks good butter face...
TameasDust	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 4:08 PM I fart in your general direction
Veracohr	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 5:10 PM Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
redrasta	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 7:56 PM I'd love to fuck you stupid, but seems someone already beat me to it...
sinai	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 8:02 PM i bet you're French arent you?
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 9, 2004 @ 8:25 PM u got summer teeth........summer here, summer there when the guy is naked she says ohh bwess its wittle hawt
ronnie71	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 2:23 PM i saw your mamma on the beach the other day ... I rolled her ass back in
woodhead	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 2:43 PM Hmmm I think my cut downs are to gross for this forum, but these are good so far.
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 3:13 PM u so fat if u danced tha noise of ur rolls slapping 2gether would turn the clapper on n off
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 3:16 PM it aint haloween muthafucka
TameasDust	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 6:25 PM this is an old one ... commere..... if you go this far for nothing , how far would you go for a quarter?
Maffmatix	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 6:47 PM keep runnin your mouth and i'll stick my dick in it
Izekial	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 7:08 PM Get down on your knees and smile like a donut, you blue haired fish eating craw machine.
ronnie71	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 7:10 PM your ass so big takes you two trips to hall ass
djfacemachine	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 7:20 PM i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. straight to the point
Maffmatix	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 8:21 PM you're ugly as shit.
sepidman	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 9:07 PM one slip of the hip and you're fucked a slip of the tounge and you're licked fuck the world and smile while ya do it
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 10, 2004 @ 11:22 PM ur ugly, im busy, have a nice day
TameasDust	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 11:13 AM I throw snot in your direction
Arthen	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 1:23 PM if someone insults you just say "do I look like a mirror to you?"
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 1:54 PM im rubber n ur glue, what bounces off me sticks 2 u yyeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh...3rd grade repesent
TameasDust	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 1:55 PM ooooo
TameasDust	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 2:00 PM A: your a moron B: WOW Thanks for the promotion A: Your an asshole B: OOOO Another promotion thank you thank you A: your a spineless idiot B: OMG ANOTHER promotion, your so nice to me. What am I gonna be next, YOU
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 3:03 PM what do u call an upside down blonde. a brunet that smells like a fish.
TameasDust	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 3:26 PM
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 3:34 PM YEAH BUDDY!!!!!
Acumen	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 8:38 PM here is a series You're an alright person, ___________________. - when you are asleep. - to throw rocks at. - to kick down a flight of stairs. - you'll be even better when you leave.
Arthen	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 8:40 PM Or just say it the Victor Skull way. "your an idiot"
TameasDust	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 8:44 PM
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 8:56 PM so when was ur accident?
redrasta	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 9:16 PM you're so fat: You cant wear your malcolm X shirt coz helicopters keep trying to land on you. your ass has a 15 minute swing. when people swerve to avoid hitting you with their car, they run outta gas.
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 9:31 PM when the person is wearin a blue shirt so thats what earth looks like from outer space
redrasta	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 9:39 PM
SlamminJazz	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 9:41 PM all cellphone users suck and they are hazardous to your health
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 10:11 PM u look like shrek
redrasta	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 10:57 PM "U look like Sno"
redrasta	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 10:58 PM ooh ooh ooh....even better.... "You look like the demon offspring from Sno and Michael Jackson!!" *there is NO emote for the depth of how funny I found that.Sorry*
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 11:23 PM eh...u win some u lose some
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 11:24 PM but in the end its all a game......n yo bitch ass just got played.
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 11:26 PM the emote would b :lmmfaouclmlaughin my muthafuckin ass off u cheeky little monkey)
TameasDust	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 11:54 PM is this you when you were three ... ohhh its you first pet dog
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 11, 2004 @ 11:58 PM kinda old but........u so ugly u have 2 put the sheets over ur head so sleep will sneak up on ya.
redrasta	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 12:00 AM Kid was so ugly, hadda tie a pork chop round its neck so the dog would play with it....
Acumen	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 12:01 AM that reminds me... ok, to set things up: Dog's name: Keishia Owner's name: Claire "Oh, hello you big dog... and hello Keishia"
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 12:06 AM ur all green n what not.(holla sinai)
redrasta	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 12:13 AM heh heh heh. Either you just farted, or you REALLY need a tictac....
johnnygnote	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 1:00 AM "Slimey little puss bucket" and "That misserable little bag of puke" Both are from Dragnet said by the lady who's wedding dress was stolen
TameasDust	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 10:28 AM You have friends?
TameasDust	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 5:44 PM
soundsseeker	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 8:11 PM I I wanted to listen to an asshole....I'd fart
soundsseeker	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 8:11 PM If I not I I
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 8:18 PM some1 needs 2 put toothpaste on a boxing glove n punch u n the mouth
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 8:20 PM more of an embarassment than an insult (talkin 2 a chick) is it cold in here or is some1 smugglin tic-tacs.
jmweirick	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 9:29 PM
MickeyBreezy	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 10:02 PM what do u call 2 nuns n a blonde? 2 tight ends n a wide reciever
ronnie71	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 10:31 PM your momma like a cieling fan she blows the whole room
victorsskull	Date: January 12, 2004 @ 10:42 PM your moms pretty good in bed but you already new that didnt ya

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